Scotland man charged after repeatedly passing gas during strip search

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This thread is almost as quiet as the thread for Texas DPS was when I asked "don't you guys have a mandatory 50-hour work week before you hit OT?" ...

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Not in Montana lol.

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I actually used the one on Google maps to report my location on day shift one time to see if giving them a heads up that I was waiting for them would slow them down. I sat just past a slight curve that people LOVE to speed around, I didn't notice a difference, I still gave out several tickets that day...So...

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Seattle/Tacoma was the same way when I was there last year, it's a miracle there's not massive manpower shortages. The only reason there isn't is because the pay is just barely good enough to entice people to work there......

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That's a VERY big if...I can get 25mpg in my manual 6.4L challenger IF I'm careful but we all enjoy that noise we get from depressing the throttle quickly.......

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Oh for sure. Best episode of season three is a tie between the RV Vacation and the Mongolia special IMO......

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"Porsche? All I see is a VW Beetle." -Jeremy Clarkson...

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He definitely assaulted the officer's nose......

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Guessing it's about as high as the OP is for thinking he'll ever become a cop......

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Dude wants to be a cop but doesn't even know what sarcasm is...that's pure gold. If you can honestly read everything you've posted on this forum, let alone this topic, and nothing strikes you as even a remote possibility of concern for any of the officers on here, you need to learn what self-reflection...

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LOL, best one yet. Correct, you've given them absolutely no content to assess you with Don't forget your clown shoes on the way to the circus tonight......

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That or it was a wilful and premeditated release of Methane!...

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“ABERDEEN, Scotland — A man in northeast Scotland has been ordered to perform 75 hours of community service after repeatedly and intentionally passing gas while cops conducted a body cavity search.

The Evening Express reports officers responding to a call about a car crash searched Stuart...

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"I don't always downshift, but when I do it's next to a Prius so they can hear me hurt the environment."-Jeremy Clarkson...

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But like the environment mannnnnn....technology will be there one day, but not for quite a while.

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I was really hoping his arrest decision was for two kids refuisng to take naps, two counts of resisting a rest....terrible jokes aside, I'm curious how he thought that would ever hold up.

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Glad I'm not the only one who this "technique" seemed to be a red flag to...

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I can’t speak to running apps, but if you’re trying to get your time down, I’ve found 30/60 and 60/120 sprints (sprinting all out for 30 or 60 seconds then walking for 60/120 respectively, 4-5 iterations) to work wonders on improving time and keeping your heart rate lower for distance runs. It’s...

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Hey I knew it was a long shot lol

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Interesting, I was just curious if it was more of a tradition thing or if there was a specific reason behind it. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it......