Any Indy car fans out thar'???

[asullivan]

Part of my kin have been in da' race'in biz all thar' lives....

I got a cousin, Jimmy Johnson Jr. is his name, (No not da' old NASCAR driver), he's da' asst. chief mechanic for the Fuzzy #20 car,has been since Fuzzy bought tha' damn thang years ago...


The driver Ed, made da' #1 pole this year again, after make'in it last year.Ed is from Indy..and da' old lady that owns da' track LOVES Ed..He's da' only one that she talks too fer' some damned reason...


My cousin, Jimmy used ta' be on the Andretti team fer' year'z.

Heres da' stats........

#20 car, Carpenter, Ed D/C/F 38.8866 38.9255 39.0000 38.9871, Total time: 02:35.7992 Average speed on pole day'z, 231 MPH and 67 milliseconds.

Dat'z 231.067 MPH fer' ya' matheMatical challenged peep'z...


That's an easy, 100 big in da' bank...

All #1 pole winner'z get 100 grand and a fistful of points....

Too bad I aint' gett'in none....

Last year he very easy cudda' won da' Indy, 'sept his left front flap busted come'in out of da' #2 turn with 4 laps ta' go if I rememba' right...

Jimmy declared wanted da' Trig to be 'thar without da' Admiral..

I'm going too.

Going to fly up there myself, with my own wings!

Da' hell ya' tiz' ya' over blown, flea bag!

I'll kill ya' first..

Wid' ma' sixgun, ya' fly'in mule!!!

[Rudy8116]

Love me some F1.

[asullivan]

Love me some F1.

Now Officer Sire 8116 what da' hell does F1 have ta' do wid' IZOD?






Geez',,, sweet baby Jesus!!

Ya' can de-rail'z a thready just as gud' as me!!!

NEW'Z FLASH!!!!!

Da' #20 Indy car, driven by Ed Carpenter, my cousin JJ Jr. Johnson being the asst. chief mechanic, led da' first 50 laps (2014), and very well cudda' won da' Indy 500. but two a-holes screwed that up fer' us this year wid' about 20 laps ta' go..

Last year da' front left flap done busted when he was runn'in 4th, with bout 10 laps ta' go..

Oh well'z back ta' da' Detroit road course next weekend..

They got's lot of points, money and ($100,000.00 for be'in tha' pole sitter this year).


That is all,

END OF REPORT:

[Langford PR]

$100,000 to be the pole sitter??

.....Hmmmmm? I guess I'd think about it but.....

[asullivan]

$100,000 to be the pole sitter??

.....Hmmmmm? I guess I'd think about it but.....

I'll check, I believe dat' what his mommy did declare, she sho' nuff knows da' game, whole family been race'in all dar' lives..

Ya' got ta' understand, to run da' fastest during several days of time trials is a feat in and by it'self..

I know Will Powers came into thar' shop afterwerd'z and declared ta' da' team "Thats one tuned in machine"...

I'll have ta' find out how much ya' make every time ya' lead a lap in IZOD..I do know off course that the final points is the goal of da' season..

I cud' call and get all da' answer's,,, but right now, ummmm..that wud' not be a gud move...


Sire Detective Langford,

I posted some other thingys on the "who was Monty" thready...Not much tho...

[asullivan]

INDIANAPOLIS -- Ed Carpenter knows how it looks. He has already won a trophy, claimed a $100,000 prize and even made an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Read More:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/rac...nter-indy-500/

ya' here it tiz'...Jimmy's younger brother is named Sammy, Sam twas da' one dat' told me a few years back...

Ya' get $ fer' da' pole, leading laps and total points..

I have met Ed several times, he is originally from Indy..Ed is da' only driver tha' owner of tha' track, (a little old lady) will run up to blab wid'..

My Cousin JJ was da' chief mechanic, for many years, fer' da' Andretti team...

[asullivan]

http://www.edcarpenterracing.com/ed-carpenter-crew.html

If ya' scoll down you will see Jimmy Johnson, JJ's, pix, He's got a younger brother named Sammy..me and Sam are gud buddies...they have him listed as a mechanic..last I knew he twaz' da' asst chief mechanic...but last year there was sum' change up'z in da' Fuzzy Zoeller's team arrangements which is quite normal in dat' thar' game thiNgy..

I do know fer' sho',, JJ was on med. leave fer' several months..was injured, in da' pit's dur'in a race ...

[MargeGunderson]

How did he get injured in the pit? How is he now, hopefully no permanent effects?

One of my friends is an engineer for a hydroplane racing team, the guy who keeps it running, and continually tweaking it to go faster and more safely.

And welcome back, buddy, we were getting worried when we hadn't seen you around in awhile.

[asullivan]

How did he get injured in the pit? How is he now, hopefully no permanent effects?

Naw, he's back in da' saddle again. Ummm, lets put it thisa' way...when werk'in a race, injury and speed are directly proportional...it happened during a tire swap....He screwed up his back.....

One of my friends is an engineer for a hydroplane racing team, the guy who keeps it running, and continually tweaking it to go faster and more safely.

Damn, either he know supercharged big-block engines or turbine engine's like da' back of his hand'z..

Who's da' "driver", so I can look him up'z??

And welcome back, buddy, we were getting worried when we hadn't seen you around in awhile.

Awww shuck'z....

Been here, been, thar', been everywhere'z..

Een da' Monty thready thiNgy...

[asullivan]

My team is the Mariners, but I am a fan of any team that beats the Yankees.

Gotta' bump Margie's thready down...

How dare'z ya' Margie.....!





Got ta' admit'z 'bout dem, dastardly, bastard'z, yella' liver'ed, redcoat yank-knees though, BloombeRg'z can ram dat' team up his butt hole wid' dat' whole cita' fer' iz concerned'ed...

[asullivan]

YE***AAAAA!!!!


The #20 car won da' Texas 600!!

Me anD da' TriGga' be party'In fer' da'
last 3 daz's!!




It was OUR turn..

[asullivan]

Damn da' 20 car won 'gain at Honda Indy road, race numba' two'z course in Toronto. Too bad Mikey Conway tiz' a limey....






Here'z a pix. of him after winn'in at long bitch, err long beach road course.

Mikey tiz a limey..Butt'z den again iz wud'nt care if he twas' a 4 legged traNsvestite if he keeps on winn'in da' road courses...I personally delcared ta' Eddy that he just goes backward'z on them thar' road courses..butt'z Ed tiz' Damn good on turn'in left though...

I still a cry win he blew da' 1013 Indy race...Da' left front wing busted of all damn thang'z...

Margy, ya' could'nt get me in one for them water cigar tubes fer' all da' gold dust in da' O.COM Bank and un-tust!!!

Them thar' thingy'z vaporize like Trigger on re-entry!!!