Part of my kin have been in da' race'in biz all thar' lives....
I got a cousin, Jimmy Johnson Jr. is his name, (No not da' old NASCAR driver), he's da' asst. chief mechanic for the Fuzzy #20 car,has been since Fuzzy bought tha' damn thang years ago...
The driver Ed, made da' #1 pole this year again, after make'in it last year.Ed is from Indy..and da' old lady that owns da' track LOVES Ed..He's da' only one that she talks too fer' some damned reason...
My cousin, Jimmy used ta' be on the Andretti team fer' year'z.
Dat'z 231.067 MPH fer' ya' matheMatical challenged peep'z...
That's an easy, 100 big in da' bank...
All #1 pole winner'z get 100 grand and a fistful of points....
Too bad I aint' gett'in none....
Last year he very easy cudda' won da' Indy, 'sept his left front flap busted come'in out of da' #2 turn with 4 laps ta' go if I rememba' right...
Jimmy declared wanted da' Trig to be 'thar without da' Admiral..


Da' hell ya' tiz' ya' over blown, flea bag!
I'll kill ya' first..
Wid' ma' sixgun, ya' fly'in mule!!!
I got a cousin, Jimmy Johnson Jr. is his name, (No not da' old NASCAR driver), he's da' asst. chief mechanic for the Fuzzy #20 car,has been since Fuzzy bought tha' damn thang years ago...
The driver Ed, made da' #1 pole this year again, after make'in it last year.Ed is from Indy..and da' old lady that owns da' track LOVES Ed..He's da' only one that she talks too fer' some damned reason...

My cousin, Jimmy used ta' be on the Andretti team fer' year'z.
Heres da' stats........
#20 car, Carpenter, Ed D/C/F 38.8866 38.9255 39.0000 38.9871, Total time: 02:35.7992 Average speed on pole day'z, 231 MPH and 67 milliseconds.Dat'z 231.067 MPH fer' ya' matheMatical challenged peep'z...
That's an easy, 100 big in da' bank...

All #1 pole winner'z get 100 grand and a fistful of points....
Too bad I aint' gett'in none....
Last year he very easy cudda' won da' Indy, 'sept his left front flap busted come'in out of da' #2 turn with 4 laps ta' go if I rememba' right...
Jimmy declared wanted da' Trig to be 'thar without da' Admiral..


I'm going too.
Going to fly up there myself, with my own wings!

Da' hell ya' tiz' ya' over blown, flea bag!
I'll kill ya' first..
Wid' ma' sixgun, ya' fly'in mule!!!
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