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    The hands-down all-time best movie (at least in my humble opinion) has got to be Monty Python's Holy Grail. What is your favorite line/scene from the movie. Please don't tell me you never saw this one! lol


    mine is: "SHE'S A WITCH! SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!"
    "HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S A WITCH?"
    "SHE'S GOT A WART."
    "SO??"
    "SHE TUNED ME INTO A NEWT!"
    "A NEWT?!"
    ..."I GOT BETTER."
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    (Worker with cart full of bodies, rolls into village)

    Worker: "Bring out your dead!"

    Man with man over shoulder: "Here's one"

    Man on shoulder: "I'm not dead, I'm just resting!"

    Worker: "He's not dead."

    Man w/m/o/s: "Look, he's going to be dead, soon."

    Man on shoulder: "I'm getting better!"

    Worker: "I'm sorry, I can't take him if he's not dead."

    Man w/m/o/s: "Look, can you help me out, here?"

    (Worker strikes man on shoulder with club, other man throws now dead man in cart)

    Worker: "Bring out your dead!"
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Kieth M. View Post
      (Worker with cart full of bodies, rolls into village)

      Worker: "Bring out your dead!"

      Man with man over shoulder: "Here's one"

      Man on shoulder: "I'm not dead, I'm just resting!"

      Worker: "He's not dead."

      Man w/m/o/s: "Look, he's going to be dead, soon."

      Man on shoulder: "I'm getting better!"

      Worker: "I'm sorry, I can't take him if he's not dead."

      Man w/m/o/s: "Look, can you help me out, here?"

      (Worker strikes man on shoulder with club, other man throws now dead man in cart)

      Worker: "Bring out your dead!"
      you beat me to that.
      I love that scene, I laugh so hard I cry almost every time!!!
      ‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’
      Oscar Wilde

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      • #4
        I'm not dead yet!

        Shut up! You will be soon!

        lol
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        • #5
          Tis but a flesh wound!

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          • #6
            "Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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            • #7
              Hmmmmm don't guess I have ever seen this movie
              Lawdog TCSO
              In God We Trust all Others we Check NCIC
              well daisy if you do

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              • #8
                *gasp*!

                Hide your head in shame!

                And then go rent it.

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                • #9
                  I think i saw it in the movie theatre when i was in high school... hmmm, i'll haveta check the year...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JMTX View Post
                    *gasp*!

                    Hide your head in shame!

                    And then go rent it.
                    I second that motion! lol

                    lawdog, you never saw Monty Python's Holy Grail?! Dude! You gotta go rent it! It's a classic with a cult following. (at least when I was in college)

                    and JMTX, That was a great scene!

                    "Come back here and fight like a man!"


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                    • #11
                      The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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                      • #12
                        What is your favorite color?

                        Red, no blue..ahhhhh

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                        • #13
                          Monkeybomb, That is greatness! lol

                          "I shall count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting. Not one. Not two. Not four. And five is right out of there."


                          Of course we can't leave out the scene in the castle anthrax:

                          "We must leave. It is much to perilous."

                          "But can't I have just a little peril?!"
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                          • #14
                            Help, help, I'm being repressed!


                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWv...eature=related
                            Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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                            • #15
                              Paraphrase:

                              "Ooh, ooh, there it is! It's got big nasty teeth!

                              Where? Behind the rabbit?

                              "No! It is the rabbit!"

                              AND

                              "Camelot!!"

                              "Camelot!!"

                              "It's ONLY a model."

                              "Shhh!"
                              Those who are successful at what they do don't give a rip about what others think about them.

                              We don't rent pigs.

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