This dog has adapted a new "habit." I don't know if he's relying on the cute-ness factor to get him out of stuff (a trait picked up by IDONTKNOW) or he strikes a pose of innocence to pretend the culprit couldn't possibly be him (learned from Princess Hair-toss and NOTME) a ploy also known as "If you didn't see me do it, it couldn't have been me."
He runs over to the couch, lays on his back, puts his paws in the air and closes his eyes. Like he's been asleep the ENTIRE time.

I have learned that when I see this, I have to look for new damage.

THIS is Aspen, the good one. See the table leg near his head?
New damage.
NODONTDOTHAT chewed all four legs on the table (equal opportunity knawer apparently). I suspect he was hoping I'd blame Aspen....the dog that gets up to eat, pee and change positions. Not likely.
So. I stood there and stared at NODONTDOTHAT for a few minutes. He'd random open his eyes, see me there and close them right back.
He's asleep of course.
Couldn't possibly have chewed the table legs.
Nope.
I can't get the picture of the chair leg SURROUNDED by his kong toys to load. I swear I give this dog toys...it makes no nevermind to him.
This dog is the debil.
He runs over to the couch, lays on his back, puts his paws in the air and closes his eyes. Like he's been asleep the ENTIRE time.

I have learned that when I see this, I have to look for new damage.

THIS is Aspen, the good one. See the table leg near his head?
New damage.
NODONTDOTHAT chewed all four legs on the table (equal opportunity knawer apparently). I suspect he was hoping I'd blame Aspen....the dog that gets up to eat, pee and change positions. Not likely.
So. I stood there and stared at NODONTDOTHAT for a few minutes. He'd random open his eyes, see me there and close them right back.
He's asleep of course.
Couldn't possibly have chewed the table legs.
Nope.
I can't get the picture of the chair leg SURROUNDED by his kong toys to load. I swear I give this dog toys...it makes no nevermind to him.
This dog is the debil.

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