"Pa. man watches helplessly as train squashes truck"

[RR_Security]

"Local idiot," indeed. At least he wasn't in the truck at the time.
http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1453573

I like the Philadelphia Inquirer's headline: "Dear Insurance Co.: The fishing here is really good."

If his insurance company has to pay for a replacement vehicle, can they make him wear a dunce hat when he's driving it?

[icecoldblueyes]

"I was an idiot," Miller said. "Pretty much a local idiot just trying to go fishing."

At least he can admit it

[RR_Security]

Yeah.
I think he's one of the people referred to in your tagline, "abusing the privilege."