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  • One Line Story Telling

    Thought it would be fun to start a one line story thread. Take the previous line and continue the story. I'll Start.

    I woke up at 03:30 and realized that my pants were................
    It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

  • #2
    I woke up at 03:30 and realized that my pants were

    on fire, so I....
    Hatred never ceases by hatred, but by love alone is healed.
    Happiness never decreases by being shared. -- Buddhist quotation
    A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1

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    • #3
      on fire, so I....

      took them off and ran outside, then i saw....
      Originally Posted by VegasMetro
      maybe it’s me but I think a six pack and midget porn makes for good times?????

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      • #4
        took them off and ran outside, then i saw....

        VegasMetro with a six pack and midget porn......

        CrossFit

        RossTraining

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        • #5
          Vegasmetro with a six pack and midget porn

          when all of a sudden the wife saw vegas metro and said...
          Not affiliated with my avatar. My opinions are all mine and do not represent anybody else. All names are fictional and coincidental if there is someone in the world with aforementioned name.

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          • #6
            when all of a sudden the wife saw vegas metro and said...

            OMG Vegas, I told you never to come to the house!

            And Vegas said...

            [SIDE NOTE: this is the tv cop vegas claims to resemble]

            Hatred never ceases by hatred, but by love alone is healed.
            Happiness never decreases by being shared. -- Buddhist quotation
            A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1

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            • #7
              and Vegas said...

              Well you seemed prepared, your pants are already off! Vegas then turned and...
              Originally Posted by VegasMetro
              maybe it’s me but I think a six pack and midget porn makes for good times?????

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              • #8
                Well you seemed prepared, your pants are already off! Vegas then turned and...

                Mumbled why can't there be more midgets? as he finished mumbling...
                Not affiliated with my avatar. My opinions are all mine and do not represent anybody else. All names are fictional and coincidental if there is someone in the world with aforementioned name.

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                • #9
                  Mumbled why can't there be more midgets? as he finished mumbling...

                  Smurfette arrived on the scene and...
                  Hatred never ceases by hatred, but by love alone is healed.
                  Happiness never decreases by being shared. -- Buddhist quotation
                  A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1

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                  • #10
                    Smurfette arrived on the scene and...

                    exclaimed "The midgets are on their way!!!" as.....
                    "...and the taking of a life is murder. And the punishment for murder is.... well it varies from state to state and by race, but...." - Homer J Simpson.

                    Police: "Stop and we'll shoot!"
                    Dilbert: "Stop AND we'll shoot? If you're gonna shoot, why should we stop?"
                    Police: "Well, it would be alot easier for us. The targets at the shooting range don't run."

                    R.I.P. Momma Coleman. You may have left our world, but you have NOT left our hearts.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sharp View Post
                      Smurfette arrived on the scene and...

                      exclaimed "The midgets are on their way!!!" as.....
                      she pressed her hips into vegasmetro's and...
                      Not affiliated with my avatar. My opinions are all mine and do not represent anybody else. All names are fictional and coincidental if there is someone in the world with aforementioned name.

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                      • #12
                        she pressed her hips into Vegasmetro's and...

                        said, in a voice dripping with honey, "Now bless your heart, how's them biscuits comin, sugar?" Vegas straightened up and opened his...
                        "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                        Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                        Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                        • #13
                          said, in a voice dripping with honey, "Now bless your heart, how's them biscuits comin, sugar?" Vegas straightened up and opened his...
                          __________________

                          car door and pulled out a bag of biscuits from...
                          Hatred never ceases by hatred, but by love alone is healed.
                          Happiness never decreases by being shared. -- Buddhist quotation
                          A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1

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                          • #14
                            car door and pulled out a bag of biscuits from...

                            A police duty gear bag, lavender in color, trimmed with white lace and bed***led, marked "Property of Brickcop." Smurfette adjusted her posture, raised an eyebrow and said....
                            "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                            Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                            Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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                            • #15
                              Deleted.......
                              Last edited by safetyallday; 07-31-2008, 07:18 PM. Reason: CityCopDC beat me to it
                              It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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