Judge orders 9 year old to be renamed

[Cockney Corner.]

Reminds me of a story a mate told me. He's being served in McDonald's and this pasty fat guy in his early 20's has a name badge reading "Seven of Nine" (which is the name of a female character with huge knockers on one of the Star Trek spin-offs, for those who don't get the reference).

"Er, Seven of Nine?" he queries.
"I changed it. It's all legal, like" Seven of Nine replies.
Oh dear, oh dear.

[Himso]

I vaguely remember a stand up routine where the comedian was upset because ghetto children names always sounded like foreign cars:

Cressida
Tercel
Toyota

[Monty Ealerman]

There's a nice respectful reasonable kid named "Jihad" that went to our martial art school. I told him to stop calling himself that after 9-11. I've always called him "Jay", and he introduces himself that way. If his Dad wants to make a provocative statement, he shouldn't do it with his kid's name. Let him tattoo it on his own forehead if he wants to, but not make his kid bear the burden.

[Monty Ealerman]

Reminds me of a story a mate told me. He's being served in McDonald's and this pasty fat guy in his early 20's has a name badge reading "Seven of Nine" (which is the name of a female character with huge knockers on one of the Star Trek spin-offs, for those who don't get the reference).

"Er, Seven of Nine?" he queries.
"I changed it. It's all legal, like" Seven of Nine replies.
Oh dear, oh dear.

sumptuously played by Jeri Ryan

[texaschickeee]

some names I have run across in my line of work..
and these are the REAL LEGAL names of people.....

Million
Clubz (that was a middle name)
Mercedes
swan
True
I'm like whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt


give the kid a chance, give them a name that is fairly common or doesn't scream 'help me!!

and I have had a cocaine too!

[natejpg]

I vaguely remember a stand up routine where the comedian was upset because ghetto children names always sounded like foreign cars:

Cressida
Tercel
Toyota

I think it was about naming your kid after the vehicle you conceived him in. This trend is so retarded.

[Brader]

Personally I like "Pilot Inspektor"
That's what Jason Lee the guy from My name is Earl named his son recently.
Audio Science was another one.

[JMTX]

All I can say is it's a good thing I have pets instead of kids because I LOVE weird names, lol!

(Comes from having the #1 most popular girl's name in the country for 1983...there were always like 5 of us in any given class.)

[Eclipse27]

Ridiculous. Ri-DICULOUS! If that kid grows up and decides they want a name change, then fine.

This is just another breach in personal freedom.

Death to tyranny...even the pre-stages of it.