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    TrustyBuster
    The "Special" One :D

  • TrustyBuster
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    Originally posted by JMTX View Post
    It was funny as hell. That's one for my record books! And I got a witness!

    Unfortunately you were not there to witness me getting hit on by Weird Al at the rave Friday night!

    That sucks that I had to miss that! Stupid sickness! Bah! Why do I have to be so sensitive?! Next year though...I am sure we shall have some more crazy moments!

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  • JMTX
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    I was so there! That dude lingered a bit longer talking to you than he should have...well, he was actually talking to them since his eyes were super glued to them :P

    That was freaking hilarious though! Good times!
    It was funny as hell. That's one for my record books! And I got a witness!

    Unfortunately you were not there to witness me getting hit on by Weird Al at the rave Friday night!

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  • TrustyBuster
    The "Special" One :D

  • TrustyBuster
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    Sorry for the double post...I am special
    TrustyBuster
    The "Special" One :D
    Last edited by TrustyBuster; 06-12-2008, 03:11 AM. Reason: Double Post

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  • TrustyBuster
    The "Special" One :D

  • TrustyBuster
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    Not even when I got stopped by the Boob Patrol at the anime convention![/QUOTE]


    I was so there! That dude lingered a bit longer talking to you than he should have...well, he was actually talking to them since his eyes were super glued to them :P

    That was freaking hilarious though! Good times!

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  • SJammer03
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    Wish I could have seen that. LOVE the water parks. High dives tooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • nadler20
    Livin' the dream

  • nadler20
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    Well I've been fortunate and don't have any personal situations to speak of, but there is one that comes to mind that happened to someone else.

    I think it was seventh or eighth grade and we were in PE, just (Ok as I'm typing I'm remembering another) got done changing and everyone is in the gym and just as the teacher calls everyone to sit this last kid comes out of the bathroom, sporting gray sweatpants and, wait for it... a boner. It was the most awkward thing ever. He wasn't really trying to hide it either, he just had his hands in his pocket. I guess we've all had the random ones at that point in our lives, but he could have stayed in the bathroom a little longer.

    Second one: PE again. Teacher calls everyone together and starts taking roll and discovers a couple guys are absent. We know they are there because they walked into the bathroom to change with the rest of us. The teacher sends a couple of us to check on them. We go into the bathroom and start yelling for them and jumping up the stall doors to see where they're at. I hop up a door and one kid is on the pot with his pants at mid thigh and a piece of paper in his hand. The other kid was in the same position. Turns out one of them printed off some porn pics and they were rubbing one out right next to eachother. They never lived that one down.

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  • Sarkis
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  • Sarkis
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    I once came out of the rest room and everyone started laughing at me. I didn't care, as these individuals were the ones who were the wannabes bragging about their spinners that they just put on their ankle trackers. But I look down, and there's a whole bunch of toilet paper stuck on both my shoes.

    I must've stepped onto water and toilet paper or some crap.

    Anyways, that group of people came to school once a month anyway.

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  • jcioccke
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  • jcioccke
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    So this is back when I still had a beer or two just when I got out of the army.

    I am standing at the bar with a buddy of mine when I notice these two girls giggling behind me. Me being me, I figure they are checking out my God given assets. So I proceed to slowly and deliberately stick my ample butt out and give them a shot of my firm gluteus maximus throughout the night. I would change positions putting a different foot on the railing to give these young ladies a better view of what perfection looked like. Well these ladies just couldn't stop giggling over what I believed was my amazing ***. There I was turning around occasionally giving them a wink and a nod thinking I was making their night.

    Anyway, later that night while vacating my bladder I noticed a draft. There was huge vertical rip next to the seam in my jeans. Now that is bad but I had just spent 3ys in the infantry and like most 11b we tend to go commando style. Looking back now those giggles were actually laughs…

    I should have listened to mother “They are all going to laugh at you
    So did you bring them both home, or just one?

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  • John2008
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  • John2008
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    Originally posted by GrayPatriot View Post
    So this is back when I still had a beer or two just when I got out of the army.

    I am standing at the bar with a buddy of mine when I notice these two girls giggling behind me. Me being me, I figure they are checking out my God given assets. So I proceed to slowly and deliberately stick my ample butt out and give them a shot of my firm gluteus maximus throughout the night. I would change positions putting a different foot on the railing to give these young ladies a better view of what perfection looked like. Well these ladies just couldn't stop giggling over what I believed was my amazing ***. There I was turning around occasionally giving them a wink and a nod thinking I was making their night.

    Anyway, later that night while vacating my bladder I noticed a draft. There was huge vertical rip next to the seam in my jeans. Now that is bad but I had just spent 3ys in the infantry and like most 11b we tend to go commando style. Looking back now those giggles were actually laughs…

    I should have listened to mother “They are all going to laugh at you”
    LOL, that's great.

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  • GrayPatriot
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  • GrayPatriot
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    So this is back when I still had a beer or two just when I got out of the army.

    I am standing at the bar with a buddy of mine when I notice these two girls giggling behind me. Me being me, I figure they are checking out my God given assets. So I proceed to slowly and deliberately stick my ample butt out and give them a shot of my firm gluteus maximus throughout the night. I would change positions putting a different foot on the railing to give these young ladies a better view of what perfection looked like. Well these ladies just couldn't stop giggling over what I believed was my amazing ***. There I was turning around occasionally giving them a wink and a nod thinking I was making their night.

    Anyway, later that night while vacating my bladder I noticed a draft. There was huge vertical rip next to the seam in my jeans. Now that is bad but I had just spent 3ys in the infantry and like most 11b we tend to go commando style. Looking back now those giggles were actually laughs…

    I should have listened to mother “They are all going to laugh at you”

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  • Presence
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    Okay, so now let's vote.... So who really had the most embarrassing moment in this thread?


    I'm going to go with the OP, as I would have been just as mortified if what happened to him happened to me.

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  • rubyrose
    public safety activist

  • rubyrose
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    Now THAT is funny.

    Originally posted by nebraska_deputy View Post
    Speaking of being young when I was around six or so one other time comes to mind. My mom, my brother, and I, were jogging. As we got the to the driveway of the fire station three fire trucks were pulling out and started blaring their horn and siren. Being around six I got scared and started to cry. While crying I grabbed a hold of my mom's shorts so she would pick me up and evidently it didn't happen fast enough because I pulled her shorts down. At that moment the second fire truck stopped really quick. I was later told that the third fire truck about ran into the back of the second fire truck. She was maaaaaaaaaad.

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  • nebraska_deputy
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    I remember once going to a crowed restaurant in full uniform with another deputy and my Sgt. I think I had something like cheeseburger and fries. Well once the food came I asked for a bottle of ketchup and the waitress brought me a large bottle of ketchup. Right after the waitress gave me the bottle of ketchup I started shaking the bottle very hard, but what I didn't know was the cap wasn't tighten on the bottle. As I shook back ketchup went flying over my shoulder down the back of my shirt, into my shirt and down the front of my shirt. The other two guys laughed their butts off. I just calmly dumped more ketchup onto my fries and continued to eat as if nothing happen and a short time later say, oh I guess I got some ketchup on me.

    Speaking of being young when I was around six or so one other time comes to mind. My mom, my brother, and I, were jogging. As we got the to the driveway of the fire station three fire trucks were pulling out and started blaring their horn and siren. Being around six I got scared and started to cry. While crying I grabbed a hold of my mom's shorts so she would pick me up and evidently it didn't happen fast enough because I pulled her shorts down. At that moment the second fire truck stopped really quick. I was later told that the third fire truck about ran into the back of the second fire truck. She was maaaaaaaaaad.

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  • Columbus
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  • Columbus
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    This is really kind of weird but I was like nine years old...

    So my cousin's grandpa who was not related to me but I knew died. I was, as mentioned, nine years old at the time. After the funeral, I decided I was going to ask his wife for something extremely small to remember him by as I knew I wasn't the natural choice to receive anything. And I mean I wanted anything, like his t-shirt or something, just as something of his to remember him.

    So I'm nine years old and I'm thinking "What's something small they wouldn't mind giving me?". Don't ask me why, but first thing that came to mind was some coin like a penny or something. I'm thinking "Yeah, that'll work! They won't care about giving me a little coin!". Well I didn't really think about what I was going to say and I go up to his wife and say "Could I have something small to remember him by, like money or something?". Doh!

    I didn't even realize what I had said until about a year later thinking back on it. How freaking greedy must this woman have thought I was at the time? I'm still embarrassed by that one...

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  • John2008
    Forum Member

  • John2008
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    Originally posted by willowdared View Post
    Let's just say I now know why divers wear one-piece suits when diving off the platform.
    LMAOOOOOO

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