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  • #31
    Originally posted by GrayPatriot View Post
    So this is back when I still had a beer or two just when I got out of the army.

    I am standing at the bar with a buddy of mine when I notice these two girls giggling behind me. Me being me, I figure they are checking out my God given assets. So I proceed to slowly and deliberately stick my ample butt out and give them a shot of my firm gluteus maximus throughout the night. I would change positions putting a different foot on the railing to give these young ladies a better view of what perfection looked like. Well these ladies just couldn't stop giggling over what I believed was my amazing ***. There I was turning around occasionally giving them a wink and a nod thinking I was making their night.

    Anyway, later that night while vacating my bladder I noticed a draft. There was huge vertical rip next to the seam in my jeans. Now that is bad but I had just spent 3ys in the infantry and like most 11b we tend to go commando style. Looking back now those giggles were actually laughs…

    I should have listened to mother “They are all going to laugh at you”
    LOL, that's great.
    "Why you harassing me?"

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    • #32
      So this is back when I still had a beer or two just when I got out of the army.

      I am standing at the bar with a buddy of mine when I notice these two girls giggling behind me. Me being me, I figure they are checking out my God given assets. So I proceed to slowly and deliberately stick my ample butt out and give them a shot of my firm gluteus maximus throughout the night. I would change positions putting a different foot on the railing to give these young ladies a better view of what perfection looked like. Well these ladies just couldn't stop giggling over what I believed was my amazing ***. There I was turning around occasionally giving them a wink and a nod thinking I was making their night.

      Anyway, later that night while vacating my bladder I noticed a draft. There was huge vertical rip next to the seam in my jeans. Now that is bad but I had just spent 3ys in the infantry and like most 11b we tend to go commando style. Looking back now those giggles were actually laughs…

      I should have listened to mother “They are all going to laugh at you
      So did you bring them both home, or just one?
      MDRDEP:

      There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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      • #33
        I once came out of the rest room and everyone started laughing at me. I didn't care, as these individuals were the ones who were the wannabes bragging about their spinners that they just put on their ankle trackers. But I look down, and there's a whole bunch of toilet paper stuck on both my shoes.

        I must've stepped onto water and toilet paper or some crap.

        Anyways, that group of people came to school once a month anyway.

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        • #34
          Well I've been fortunate and don't have any personal situations to speak of, but there is one that comes to mind that happened to someone else.

          I think it was seventh or eighth grade and we were in PE, just (Ok as I'm typing I'm remembering another) got done changing and everyone is in the gym and just as the teacher calls everyone to sit this last kid comes out of the bathroom, sporting gray sweatpants and, wait for it... a boner. It was the most awkward thing ever. He wasn't really trying to hide it either, he just had his hands in his pocket. I guess we've all had the random ones at that point in our lives, but he could have stayed in the bathroom a little longer.

          Second one: PE again. Teacher calls everyone together and starts taking roll and discovers a couple guys are absent. We know they are there because they walked into the bathroom to change with the rest of us. The teacher sends a couple of us to check on them. We go into the bathroom and start yelling for them and jumping up the stall doors to see where they're at. I hop up a door and one kid is on the pot with his pants at mid thigh and a piece of paper in his hand. The other kid was in the same position. Turns out one of them printed off some porn pics and they were rubbing one out right next to eachother. They never lived that one down.
          Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity

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          • #35
            Wish I could have seen that. LOVE the water parks. High dives tooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #36
              Not even when I got stopped by the Boob Patrol at the anime convention![/QUOTE]


              I was so there! That dude lingered a bit longer talking to you than he should have...well, he was actually talking to them since his eyes were super glued to them :P

              That was freaking hilarious though! Good times!
              "Believe none of what you hear, half of what you see, and all of what you, yourself, do." ~Unknown

              Excerpt from 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

              5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

              Originally posted by BC1260
              I tell you folks, I am strongly considering a relocation to Texas. They know how to take care of business..
              JMTX Fan Club President

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              • #37
                Sorry for the double post...I am special
                Last edited by TrustyBuster; 06-12-2008, 03:11 AM. Reason: Double Post
                "Believe none of what you hear, half of what you see, and all of what you, yourself, do." ~Unknown

                Excerpt from 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

                Originally posted by BC1260
                I tell you folks, I am strongly considering a relocation to Texas. They know how to take care of business..
                JMTX Fan Club President

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                • #38
                  I was so there! That dude lingered a bit longer talking to you than he should have...well, he was actually talking to them since his eyes were super glued to them :P

                  That was freaking hilarious though! Good times!
                  It was funny as hell. That's one for my record books! And I got a witness!

                  Unfortunately you were not there to witness me getting hit on by Weird Al at the rave Friday night!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by JMTX View Post
                    It was funny as hell. That's one for my record books! And I got a witness!

                    Unfortunately you were not there to witness me getting hit on by Weird Al at the rave Friday night!

                    That sucks that I had to miss that! Stupid sickness! Bah! Why do I have to be so sensitive?! Next year though...I am sure we shall have some more crazy moments!
                    "Believe none of what you hear, half of what you see, and all of what you, yourself, do." ~Unknown

                    Excerpt from 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

                    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

                    Originally posted by BC1260
                    I tell you folks, I am strongly considering a relocation to Texas. They know how to take care of business..
                    JMTX Fan Club President

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