The official O.com "police movie" collaboration

[Kieth M.]

Similar to the never ending stories we often do, let's combine our skills and intense dislike of most every police movie cliche and stereotype to create our own unique O.com "police movie." This will either entertain or blow (to a swift and deadly end)....it all depends upon US! I'll start:

It is nighttime on the docks of an unnamed west coast city. Large ships, bearing th flags of various nations, are tethered to the mooring quays by thick ropes. A rubber raft, propelled by an outboard motor breaks the silence of the scene. Four men dressed in black and wearing knit watch caps, one guiding the raft, and three of them bearing automatic weapons held at the ready, are seated in the raft. The men cut their motor and climb up a ladder to the dock. The fourth man is the last up. He carries a..........

[mjc]

50 cal and a 45 cal!

[Tarawa]

Right as the first man is about to scale over the side, a century walks by. He must duck down and remain unseen!

[Kieth M.]

Oooops, 'scuse me!

[CityCopDC]

At that very moment a bunch of reckless and gestapo style east coast cops burst through the front gate in a chevy chevelle playing loud *** music and eating pop tarts, slapping the sentry's as they drive by. The gig is now up and because the element of surprise is now out the window a firefight starts. The east coast cops haul *** back to the east coast to leave the west coast cops to deal with this mess all the while the east coast cops are throwing empty beer cans, stale doughnuts and empty jars of vaseline out the window of their chevy chevelle.

[willowdared]

The west coast cops all get suspended, so they vow to clear their names.

But first, they head to the east coast to bust some chops.

[Southflaguy]

They first stop the South East Miami where they lost track of what they were doing, while in Miami. The officers favorit bar tender SouthFlaguy was pouring the drinks, introducing them to hot chicks. SouthFlaGuy broke up a fight between Chiller and CityCopDC as the were fighting over a chick w/ an adams apple, both were to intoxicated to notice! The rest of the O.com crew were wild and crazy at the bar .The next morning O.com crew was back in action! LeanG was the head honcho down here and taged along as the went I95 north to pick up Justhomp! Only to stop in Fort Lauderdale for a quick.....

[dw1503]

ie, unfortunetly it was the same "women" with the adams apple from the night before.

[Guams]

At the conclusion of the LeanG's, Southflaguy's, and CityCopDC's hallucination, a loud thump is heard and the Sentry's footsteps go quiet. The four men look at each other, look up, and back at each other. One peeks over and sees a motionless Sentry. The first "man in black" reaches the top of the ladder and...

[dw1503]

climbs over onto the now empty dock, as they make their into the compound they hear a loud noise......

[AussieRogue]

...ffffffffffffffffffaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt

[dw1503]

at that point their cover was blown, literally, and they had to run back to the dock to the sound of an alarm going off.


Aussie, that made me laugh so loud it scared my co-workers.

[CityCopDC]

In reality it wasnt a hallucination. Guams was dreaming that he had a dream that it was a hallucination. The 4 "operatives" are pinned down by gunfire in the dock and it looks like the heroes are truly doomed till.....

[Kieth M.]

One of our heroes spots a forklift and a bunch 55 gallon drums. Despite the late hour, the keys are still in the forklift, so he hits the gas pedal and dumps the drums on the most proactive shooters of the four bad guys. The leader of the bad guys then runs off, leaving his dead and dying comrades. He makes it to.....

[CityCopDC]

The adjacent dock where he then opens fire on the team from an elevated position (a crane) with RPG-7's, M240 machineguns and .38 smith and wesson revolver. The leader (that the team failed to kill) then radios in for support at which time 4 fully armored and equipped squads parachute in to the adjacent dock, supporting their leader. The **** has truly hit the fan and once again, rebel east coast cops ride in littering, slapping enemy soldiers and offering no support at all. The east coast cops try to flee the seen after the slappage but.....