The official O.com "police movie" collaboration

[Southflaguy]

They decide to stay and enjoy a good fight!.........

[Guams]

Because of density of the East Coast Cop's fecal material, the fan breaks. Much like that of a helicopter's rotor, the fan flies wildly out of control and slices through a support cable on the crane. The now lone wolf squad leader plummets 75 feet before being...

[Kieth M.]

grabbed in mid-air by the beefy hand of his overweight 30 year veteran, black partner, "Deacon." Deacon places him gently on the dock's wooden planks and tells him, "Man, I got three days until I retire to my farm in South Carolina, where I'm gonna' pay attention to my dear wife of 29 years, Mavis, and spend my time spoilin' my eight grandkids. You can't be dyin' on me with me lookin' forward to all that!"

Suddenly....

[pulicords]

Deacon's head explodes in a mass of gray particles. East Coast Cop holding his now dead partner's body tenderly in his arms looks up to the sky and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Southflaguy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You SOB you owe me $200 you can't die!!!! He then screamed very loud


IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE! HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP !NO YOU CAN'T DIE TILL YOU PAY ME MY $200 AND................

[CityCopDC]

Then the lone enemy soldier realizes that it wasnt his buddies head that exploded, it was a jar of 2 month old oatmeal that had turned gray that was hit by a stray bullet. Both "Deacon" and the enemy soldier return fire on the coalition cops (east/west coast). The east coast cops try to return fire but realize to their dismay that during the drunken, stale doughnut eating, littering and rubbing vaseline all over each other escapade on the way here, they left their weapons back in the east coast. The east coast cops do the manly thing and run around slapping the enemy soldiers who have now arrived to assist the lone enemy leader and deacon while the west coast cops are......

[Guams]

sitting on the sideline, simply pondering the East Coast cop's idea of smothering each other in vaseline. While watching the slap-fest, the West Coasters dodge stray bullets from the soldiers, much like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, but not quite so elegant. Two of them fall flat on their backs, while a third trips on a nail and gets stuck in a mess of mooring rope. Now struggling to regain their composure, the West Coast cops get the idea to...

[Kieth M.]

Strip down to their speedos, revealing all their Delta/Navy SEAL tattoos, along with their tanned six-packed abs, as well as their bulging biceps. This memontarily draws the bad guy's attention away from....

[Guams]

the stinging pain delivered by the East Coast cops. The soldiers stare in amazement. They strip down, too, and reveal their Navy SEAL tattoos. Soon afterwards, stories begin to flow about the training and the punishment. Meanwhile, the partially collapsed crane begins to...

[CityCopDC]

Takeoff, because in reality its a spaceship. This spaceship is now heading to the planet of "Internal Affairs". 2 brave east coast cops grab 2 RPG-7's and fire at the spaceship causing it to crash back down on the dock where the firefight is taking place. The east coast cops knowing that lubed and greased up bodies prevent cylindrical objects from puncturing their body began to grease themselves down with pork and bean juice and used popcorn oil. West coast cops stare in amazement and jealousy as the east coast cops once again start slapping all the soldiers on the dock, except for the leader who is now running with deacon towards.....

[willowdared]

The local movie theatre, where the "Sing-Along" Sound of Music is just starting.

[CityCopDC]

Unfourtunately as they arrive, a tactical nuke goes off inside the movie theatre vaporizing it and all of the cast of "The Sound Of Music". The nuke was intended for lone leader guy and Deacon but the west coast cops pulled the trigger to early while showing of their tatoo's and thighs. East coast cops countinue to chase the 2 and slap all who gets in their way untill........

[Guams]

Geral Sosbee appears out of thin air. Everyone stops mid-stride, "Is he... is he really here?!", they think. Geral begins to fill the air with blatant, and comical, fallacies regarding the federal government. He unfolds a thin hat, silver in color, that makes a funny crinkling noise and places it atop his head. Everyone around him diverts their eyes so that the rays from the CIA satellites don't extract the contents of their brains. Geral says "

[Kieth M.]

They all decide that they have to make an investigative stop at a strip-club. There, seated in the first row, running out of dollar bills, and smelling of cheap whiskey, the east and west coast cops learn they are on the trail of the notorious, international criminal....

[TooYoung]

TooOld, the father of the famous TooYoung