favorite seinfeld lines

[lionheart45]

One of my fav's is when George starts talking about himself in the third person. "George is getting mad"..

[OWI Enforcer]

It's a Junior Mint.

[AMT8951]

"Serenity Now!" (Insanity Later)

[pf217]

Elaine to David Puddy, while in bed: "We have to break up."
Puddy (casually): "What? What the h*ll for?"

[Jellybean400]

Do i really have to think of ONE???

let me think for a minute...

Estelle (George's mom) to George: "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"

But i could think of tons...i'm still addicted to the show...my sister and i know many shows by heart

[OWI Enforcer]

Steinbrenner to George in 'The Bottle Deposit 2 of 2':

My brother-in-law was there for a couple of weeks. The man was obsessed with lactating women. They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

[Bearcat357]

It's a Junior Mint.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

[pf217]

Jerry: "I didn't know the coma etiquette!"
Kramer: "There is no coma etiquette! That's the beauty of a coma!"

[LuvedMyMotor]

"Not that there's anything WRONG with that."

[OWI Enforcer]

Seinfeld, 4.

[OWI Enforcer]

Jerry, from the Chinese Restaurant:

'I tell ya what they should do. They should combine the two jobs. Make it one job, cop slash garbage man. I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom, start sweepin'. You sweep sweep sweep sweep. Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.'


---I don't like slow nights at work, but I really wouldn't want to sweep the streets. )

[LuvedMyMotor]

The very best was the "Master of Your Domain" episode, when Kramer comes in and says, "I'm out!"

[Jellybean400]

Jerry: "I didn't know the coma etiquette!"
Kramer: "There is no coma etiquette! That's the beauty of a coma!"

I just got done watching that one lol...

*I copied this one, but i had to. To me, its one of George's best scenes ever:

George: You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
Jerry: I love that George.
George: Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!

[JonMcD1980]

George: "I think it moved"
Jerry: "It moved?"
George: "I think it may have moved, I don't know"
Jerry: "I'm sure it didn't move."
George: "It MOVED! It was imperceptable but I-I-I felt it!"
Jerry: "Maybe it just wanted to change positions. You know, move to the other side."
George: "No, No, it wasn't a shift. I've shifted. This was a move."
Jerry: "OK, so what if it moved?"
George: "That's the sign, the test. If a man makes it move."

[JonMcD1980]

George: "Well, I've never really felt confident in umm...one particular aspect."
Jerry: "Below the equator?"
George: "Yeaah."
Jerry: "Nobody does. You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort."
George: "I-I don't know. Last time I got the tap."
Jerry: "You got the tap?"
George: "You know, you're going along, you think everything's alright and all of a sudden you get that tap. You know its like (whistle) alright, thats enough, you're through"

PS: Sorry if these are offensive