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  • #16
    I love this thread.

    My flight had a guy PCS in, he was on the bigger side. Not really a fat guy, but everyone called him that. We had enough manning to put a troop into the patrol cars for experience so that gave me the chance. The fat man's partner was always "Jake"....Jake and the Fat Man.

    We had a Captain that could not stand still to save his life. He was called Shakey. Maybe mean, but accurate nonetheless.

    I had a supervisor who was really tall. I remembered a story from the book A Soul of Cop, with a really tall dude who called himself Stretch. So that was his nickname from then on.

    We had a guy called "Rog" because he never, not once, said "Roger" or 10-4 or anything else when answering the radio.
    For every one hundred men you send us,
    Ten should not even be here.
    Eighty are nothing but targets.
    Nine of them are real fighters;
    We are lucky to have them, they the battle make.
    Ah, but the one. One of them is a warrior.
    And he will bring the others back.

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    • #17
      theres stories to these, the "innocent" still go by / are refered to by these nicknames: Hope this falls withn what you all are talking about. These are some;

      Rainman looked and acted just like the character of the movie
      Skillet after a rook who dusted a rock for prints
      Horndog self explanatory
      Capt. Chaos officer who gets people to beat on him all the time
      Skeletor: had a lt. who looked just like that He-Man character
      The Voice a guy who could imitate various voices of command staff, most
      notedly, "call 'em in" calling in units for the end of their shift.
      the real Lt was SO MAD, trying to figure who was calling the
      shift in - when he never did).
      Bushdog after one of the guys was caught stalking an ex-gf
      treefrog another guy caught stalking, hiding up in a tree
      benchman guy caught having relations in the back of his unit
      hollywood thought he looked so good (former male "model")
      hotlips female officer with pouty lips
      Radar: a guy who looked just like the character on MASH
      PCF Primary Collision Factor, officer who crashed a lot
      Weeze Weezer. Old, veteran officer who couldn't run, period.
      The Shadow officer who shot at her own shadow during a building search
      Tumor guy who's always on his cellphone
      ''Life's tough......it's tougher if you're stupid.''
      -- John Wayne

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      • #18
        Originally posted by jerseyshorecop View Post
        The Hitler Youth........Various Special Officers who might have been overzealous
        Thats hilarious...when I was on nights and we were pretty stacked for personnel on that particular night, our Lt. would always say, "Oh God, the Hitler Youth will be out tonight. It's not safe for anyone on the streets tonight." Extremely proactive when shifts numbers are up!!! Good Times

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        • #19
          Nicknames

          My last name is Callahan. Do I have to tell you my nickname?

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          • #20
            i know a lady they called 'fluff-n-stuff'- one of the worst at getting the obvious done- i dont think shes successfully defended a speeding ticket i court yet.

            and there is an officer named 'eore'- due to his monotone calmliness and when hes on the radio he sounds like the world is falling down on him w/ no hope in sight- we used to kid about not having him go to certain places (such as mental homes) afraid hed make them commit suicide.

            spaz- just short for his last name- he dont mind.
            Status: Online 26% of the time
            Updated on: 12/28/09

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            • #21
              "Joey Bag-o-donuts"........Any kid from south Philly

              "Johnny fishhead".............A homely DPW guy

              "Johnny G-man or G-stain".........a loverboy patrolman

              "Cliff or Cliffy".........................a know it all patrolman AKA Cliff Claven

              "zippy the pinhead"..................A none too bright special officer

              "the fat man"........................a local judge

              "Frank n' beans or Beaner"........a really nice guy patrolman

              "a tuna or to gaff a tuna".......................any local big-shot bagged for DWI

              "Jukebox Johnny"...................local DPW guy who always had a beatbox

              "Annie Oakley".....................any female officer who can't shoot

              "Davey Crockett"....................any male officer who can't shoot

              "K & A girl or fishtown girl"......................any female from working class neighborhoods in Phila.

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              • #22
                Oh man...the fluff-n-stuff reminded me...

                We call the Jersey state troopers "strutt-n-fluff"

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