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    Consider These 3 Thoughts

    (1) Zero Gravity

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

    The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

    (2) Our Constitution
    "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore."

    (3) Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
    ‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’
    Oscar Wilde

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    That's amazing! True but amazing.
    "Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything!"-Wyatt Earp

    "You never know when crazy will show up!"-Irishdep

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    • #3
      Pretty funny, however just to point out, "Thou shalt not lie" isn't one of the ten commandments.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CODE-30 View Post
        Pretty funny, however just to point out, "Thou shalt not lie" isn't one of the ten commandments.
        Thou shalt not bear false witness. Same thing,different wording.
        Sleeping Giant. They're not fat and happy anymore. They are hungry and increasingly angry. That is not a good recipe for a "Puppies and Rainbows America".

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        • #5
          .....wow 12 billion.......sad
          sigpicMy statements do not represent my agency.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by texaschickeee View Post
            Consider These 3 Thoughts

            (1) Zero Gravity

            When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

            The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

            (2) Our Constitution
            "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore."

            (3) Ten Commandments
            The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
            #1 is old news and #2 and #3 I've seen elsewhere on this site atleast a week ago. Funny thing about that $12 billion dollar pen......doesn't work where there IS gravity. Rocket scientists my foot....

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