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  • #16
    Yall are right. I thought I saw a diagram showing that NC was not in the "Southern states" group. But I was just browsing some more and it looks like it is included...


    • #17
      Originally posted by SgtCHP View Post
      That was a timely article:

      "April 12, 2000 | Issue 36•13"

      About seven years late in posting it, eh?
      Don't you know it takes longer for news to travel up (and over) from the south? I think the delay was all part of a southern conspiracy to keep all of us yanks on our toes.


      • #18
        Originally posted by Group 29 View Post
        Actually, all of that stuff (except maybe for the tee shirt/beer belly thing) is the reason we like living here instead of California or up North. We just wish we could make all of the Yankees like where they are enough to stay there instead of coming here.
        Then how the HECK do you think we can afford housing??( except for buying all your farm and hunting land and turning them into gaudy condo complexes)
        "we're americans ! We don't quit because we're wrong, we just keep doing it wrong UNTIL it turns out Right"...


        • #19
          Isn't "TheOnion" one of those sarcastic type news sites where they make everything up?

          FOUND it :


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          • #20
            Originally posted by Taylor1430 View Post
            Don't you know it takes longer for news to travel up (and over) from the south? I think the delay was all part of a southern conspiracy to keep all of us yanks on our toes.
            Dang, you're right! Plum forgot bout them mules. They is slow as molasses on a chilled morn.
            Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence!

            [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


            • #21
              Originally posted by LeanG View Post
              No alcohol sold on Sundays...
              Sold? Who the hell sells alcohol there. Thought the south was famous for moonshine anyways.

              Oh, and the south will rise about as soon as the Cubs win the World Series.


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