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  • #2
    Originally posted by Conner
    DON'T START !!!!!! They complain about us being "limpwristed " out here- wimpy ,illegal alien hugging( but notice that our "immigrants" are all heading to the south ???),skateboarding,granola crunching freakos. But remember- despite the fact that they permenently LIVE in vehicles we only use for vacations,eat "Critters" we find sadly killed on our highways, they don't believe that use of t-shirts hide those bloated beer bellies,and don't understand why that its IMPROPER to smile openly without teeth,or with Gold teeth- THEY DO HAVE GUNS and are "willing to use them"(unlike we here in CA. who are restricted from our "all american right" by our "oppressive" welfare state,overly sensitive and caring "socialist gov't",these FREE men need only go down the dirt road to their local dry goods and seed store ,make their "X" on a piece of "yankee guv'ment" papers and get all the UZIs,AK's,M-16s,they want-along with a bottle of Jim Beam !!!) Yup, dems' good ol' times in dixie................
    Last edited by DOAcop38; 04-22-2007, 06:42 PM.
    "we're americans ! We don't quit because we're wrong, we just keep doing it wrong UNTIL it turns out Right"...

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    • #3
      P.S. in ALL fairness- "southerners" helped MAKE California the "Great state it is-thats why we have lots of churches,parks/outdoors areas, restrictive drinking and alcoholic beverage laws,a desire to have traditional family life,and that sense of "FREEDOM' to be whatever we like...........
      "we're americans ! We don't quit because we're wrong, we just keep doing it wrong UNTIL it turns out Right"...

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      • #4
        wow....that was weird.
        The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man’s determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full the senses with which he has been endowed

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stangfather View Post
          wow....that was weird.
          haha. I just thought it was funny, so I shared.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DOAcop38 View Post
            DON'T START !!!!!! They complain about us being "limpwristed " out here- wimpy ,illegal alien hugging( but notice that our "immigrants" are all heading to the south ???),skateboarding,granola crunching freakos. But remember- despite the fact that they permenently LIVE in vehicles we only use for vacations,eat "Critters" we find sadly killed on our highways, they don't believe that use of t-shirts hide those bloated beer bellies,and don't understand why that its IMPROPER to smile openly without teeth,or with Gold teeth- THEY DO HAVE GUNS and are "willing to use them"(unlike we here in CA. who are restricted from our "all american right" by our "oppressive" welfare state,overly sensitive and caring "socialist gov't",these FREE men need only go down the dirt road to their local dry goods and seed store ,make their "X" on a piece of "yankee guv'ment" papers and get all the UZIs,AK's,M-16s,they want-along with a bottle of Jim Beam !!!) Yup, dems' good ol' times in dixie................

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            • #7
              I feel the need to reply to this due to me living in North Carolina.

              I am gonna come to California and straighten you guys out...as soon as I get my taxes back that is!!!
              Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DOAcop38 View Post
                DON'T START !!!!!! They complain about us being "limpwristed " out here- wimpy ,illegal alien hugging( but notice that our "immigrants" are all heading to the south ???),skateboarding,granola crunching freakos. But remember- despite the fact that they permenently LIVE in vehicles we only use for vacations,eat "Critters" we find sadly killed on our highways, they don't believe that use of t-shirts hide those bloated beer bellies,and don't understand why that its IMPROPER to smile openly without teeth,or with Gold teeth- THEY DO HAVE GUNS and are "willing to use them"(unlike we here in CA. who are restricted from our "all american right" by our "oppressive" welfare state,overly sensitive and caring "socialist gov't",these FREE men need only go down the dirt road to their local dry goods and seed store ,make their "X" on a piece of "yankee guv'ment" papers and get all the UZIs,AK's,M-16s,they want-along with a bottle of Jim Beam !!!) Yup, dems' good ol' times in dixie................
                Actually, all of that stuff (except maybe for the tee shirt/beer belly thing) is the reason we like living here instead of California or up North. We just wish we could make all of the Yankees like where they are enough to stay there instead of coming here.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mike G from NC View Post
                  I feel the need to reply to this due to me living in North Carolina.

                  I am gonna come to California and straighten you guys out...as soon as I get my taxes back that is!!!
                  I'm actually currently in NC myself.

                  I lived in Alabama for 10 1/2 years, so it's ok to for me to pick on the south.

                  But NC isn't technically a southern state.

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                  • #10
                    Isnt a Southern State? You are in North Carolina so you know the people here consider NC in the south. I can pick on them too I've lived here for 18 years, I am from Ohio. Alabama huh? did you go to UCLA?(University of Cowboys from Lower Alabama)...lol
                    Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win

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                    • #11
                      That was a timely article:

                      "April 12, 2000 | Issue 36•13"

                      About seven years late in posting it, eh?
                      Last edited by SgtCHP; 04-26-2007, 09:00 AM.
                      Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence!

                      [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]

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                      • #12
                        Just give them some more beer, than they will calm down (until they run out).

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 5k2name View Post
                          Just give them some more beer, than they will calm down (until they run out).
                          No alcohol sold on Sundays...

                          A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745

                          It's only a conspiracy when your party is not in power.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mike G from NC View Post
                            Isnt a Southern State? You are in North Carolina so you know the people here consider NC in the south. I can pick on them too I've lived here for 18 years, I am from Ohio. Alabama huh? did you go to UCLA?(University of Cowboys from Lower Alabama)...lol
                            I've only been here a few months, didn't actually know that was the case . Anyways, it's not too surprising to me NC would consider itself a Southern state. At least on the east side of the state it feels very southern to me, a lot like Alabama actually.

                            And UCLA.... NAW haha
                            Originally posted by SgtCHP View Post
                            That was a timely article:

                            "April 12, 2000 | Issue 36•13"

                            About seven years late in posting it, eh?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Conner View Post
                              I'm actually currently in NC myself.

                              I lived in Alabama for 10 1/2 years, so it's ok to for me to pick on the south.

                              But NC isn't technically a southern state.
                              Maybe not by California reckoning. But, I know a lot of guys from North Carolina, and every single one of them considers themselves a southerner.

                              In fact, when I lived in Maryland, I got straightened out pretty fast when I said that the people who lived there were Yankees. They all explained the history of Maryland during the Civil War which was apparently that President Lincoln had the Maryland Legislature arrested when he found out that they were about to vote for secession from the Union.

                              I may not have that exactly right history wise, but they sure do consider themselves southerners, and Maryland to be a southern state.

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