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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    How do you Fricassee?
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    My best guess........

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  • NOLA2005
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    You should do more Photoshop, you really are the king of Photoshop.

  • NOLA2005
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    By the look of those meaty fellows, a lot!
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-04-2019, 09:27 PM. Reason: Fricking grasshoppers again!

  • not.in.MY.town
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    NOLA2005 Yes, it was heart-wrenching. When I made the notification she asked me to take her to the body so she could hold Benji one more time and say goodbye. I didn't have the heart to tell her that there was nothing left to hold. All I could do was bring her his nametag (after cleaning it) and tell her to remember him healthy and happy. This is one of those calls that's stuck with me for a long time...and of course there's the comedic relief provided by the other officer.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    What The Fricassee?!

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??



    How many do you plan to feed?

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  • NOLA2005
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    Yes, a bad cricket vs a wholesome cricket. One that, with a little bbq sauce, was delicious.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-04-2019, 01:27 AM.

  • NOLA2005
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    Oh that poor lady, losing her fur baby like that.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Red bandana, gang affiliation?

    This reminds me of an incident a few years back...and the commentary by a fellow officer that made me go WTF?!

    We were assisting an elderly lady in locating her dog that had gotten out of the yard. She said his name was Benji and she described him as a small brown and white terrier mix wearing a blue bandana. We were driving around the neighborhood for a while with no sign of Benji. When I got to the highway I noticed SOMETHING in the road. Whatever it was, it obviously had been run over by multiple vehicles and was completely flattened. I was thinking/hoping "that CAN'T be the dog." There was fur, but I couldn't tell what kind of animal it was -- and then I noticed the bandana. It was no longer blue, but soaked in blood. When the other officer arrived he took a look at the mess and commented: "Benji lived as a Crip and died as a Blood".

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    What about this one? Of course someone would have to remove the gun. Don’t want bullets going off in that there barbecue.

    Red bandana, gang affiliation?

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  • NOLA2005
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    La cucaracha, la cucaracha.....except with guns.

  • NOLA2005
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    What about this one? Of course someone would have to remove the gun. Don’t want bullets going off in that there barbecue.

    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-03-2019, 01:10 AM. Reason: Damn grasshoppers....

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    NOLA2005 It would save me a fortune too. But I can see the headlines already: "Police lieutenant in New Jersey arrested after forcing teens to eat insects".

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

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    Really??????

    Fine. I'll spare the ones with top hats and umbrellas.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    I think I'll try some cricket kabobs on the grill this weekend.
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    Really??????

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