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  • BTDT2
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    Nola

    We told Townie Soprano how to Fricassee and now he’s gone. I assume he rather Fricassee in NJ instead in tricycle in SF.



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  • BTDT2
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    I certainly hope so, it’s demeaning to be called “tripod” and the family jewels called “junk”.

  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Yes, as a child I was told wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident. But what if an accident caused my dirty underwear?

    I'm having a rotator cuff MRI this week, is underwear required for this procedure? Does it really matter if I tie my hospital gown in the front? .


    MRI techs are a different breed. They won’t mind if you go commando with you gown open in the front. If when walking into the MRI suite you encounter a breeze and things get to flapping, well that’s just an added bonus to them.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post


    Yes to all of those unless told otherwise. Also do as your mother taught you, wear clean underwear, no skid marks please!

    I don't know why I googled skid marks images, now I'm so look sorry I did, I mean WHF was I thinking?!
    Yes, as a child I was told wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident. But what if an accident caused my dirty underwear?

    I'm having a rotator cuff MRI this week, is underwear required for this procedure? Does it really matter if I tie my hospital gown in the front? .



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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    OK I get it, underwear for an X Ray, what about a MRI, CAT, Ultrasound or Fluoroscopy?

    Yes to all of those unless told otherwise. Also do as your mother taught you, wear clean underwear, no skid marks please!






    I don't know why I googled skid marks images, now I'm so look sorry I did, I mean WHF was I thinking?!

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    An xray is an excellent way to diagnose arthritis of any joint. If you want to stay on your technologist good side, always wear underwear that keeps everything contained. Otherwise you'll wonder why the xray exposure is going on forever, why is there a tingling in your nether regions (not the good kind) and what the heck is that burning smell.​​​​


    (jk)
    OK I get it, underwear for an X Ray, what about a MRI, CAT, Ultrasound or Fluoroscopy?

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    35 years of driving code 3, never thought once I retired I’d find myself driving code brown.

    A serious medical question……I accidently exposed myself three times during X-rays. I was embarrassed and apologized. Yet the radiologic technologists chastised me after the second and third time, I felt she was somewhat unprofessional. My question, beside X-rays is there another way to diagnose arthritis of the thumb?


    An xray is an excellent way to diagnose arthritis of any joint. If you want to stay on your technologist good side, always wear underwear that keeps everything contained. Otherwise you'll wonder why the xray exposure is going on forever, why is there a tingling in your nether regions (not the good kind) and what the heck is that burning smell.​​​​




    (jk)

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    LMAO!!! Instead of a pearl white suv, you got a code brown suv, courtesy of a corn eating homeless lady.
    :

    35 years of driving code 3, never thought once I retired I’d find myself driving code brown.

    A serious medical question……I accidently exposed myself three times during X-rays. I was embarrassed and apologized. Yet the radiologic technologists chastised me after the second and third time, I felt she was somewhat unprofessional. My question, beside X-rays is there another way to diagnose arthritis of the thumb?



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  • NOLA2005
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    LMAO!!! Instead of a pearl white suv, you got a code brown suv, courtesy of a corn eating homeless lady.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Sooo, did you have to acid wash your hood?:

    Since I was 5 years old I always wanted to drive a “Black and White” never pictured myself driving a “Brown and White”.

    No acid wash, I made a grave mistake by driving through a fully automated, a self-service touchless car wash, don’t ask….





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  • NOLA2005
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    Good grief! Not only do you need an umbrella to stop crow poop deposits while getting the mail, but one for your car to stop homeless poop deposits too. WTF!?

    Sooo, did you have to acid wash your hood?

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Well the grasshoppers are gone. In their place are a large number of fat black birds that can hardly fly with their overstuffed bellies. There is white bird crap all over the place with little grasshopper legs sticking out.
    My neighborhood has a large number of crows, reminiscent of a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 film “The Birds”.
    “CC” or crow crap is a way of life on my street. One needs an umbrella just to walk to your curbside mailbox or car parked in your driveway.

    As you know birds, unlike mammals, don’t produce urine. Instead, they excrete nitrogenous wastes in the form of uric acid, which emerges as a white paste. Uric acid doesn’t dissolve in water easily, so it sticks to your car, hat or police uniform (a long story that can only shared offline) like blobs of white plaster.

    I read birds do have a color preference when it comes to targeting their dropping, red cars are the most likely target of bird poop, followed by blue and black. With this in mind I recently bought an white pearl SUV.

    Last week I took my grandchildren for an end of summer dinner at a popular bay area Mexican restaurant. The Bay area is notorious for auto theft and car clouts. Seated near a window and watching my SUV during dinner I observed a middle aged homeless woman dressed in a raggedy housecoat sluggishly pushing a shopping cart overflowing with her possessions / recyclable bottles and aluminum cans.

    She stopped alongside my SUV peering into windows and trying door handles. Fearing a car clout was imminent I briefly I activated my alarm, she Immediately backed away from my vehicle, looked towards the restaurant…. raised her housecoat exposing a naked bottom, squatted and took a dump. Reaching into her cart for a paper handbill, scooped up her crap and plunged it onto my white pearl hood. Glaring toward the restaurant window she flipped the bird and slowly left with her shopping cart.

    Among California's homeless corn is an especially common culprit for undigested food in stool.

    And that’s my WTF for this week.






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  • NOLA2005
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    I'm pretty sure that's not how it's done. But it's a good way to get a crease in ones forehead.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-18-2019, 01:38 AM. Reason: Who knows anymore....

  • NOLA2005
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    Well the grasshoppers are gone. In their place are a large number of fat black birds that can hardly fly with their overstuffed bellies. There is white bird crap all over the place with little grasshopper legs sticking out.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-18-2019, 01:26 AM.

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  • Aidokea
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    People that drive with their fog lights on when it's not foggy (especially in broad daylight) make me go "WTF?".

    The visibility is completely clear- is their vision foggy?

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