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[Iowa #1603]

[QUOTE=BTDT2;n6657778]

29 years OTJ and still have a sense of humor, that's good, very good. ..

42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor

[not.in.MY.town]

42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor

Well, then you should post more in this thread.

[NOLA2005]

Ya know a sick sense of humor is a great thing to have so when an ER doc looks at an X-ray of a guy who stuck three plastic horses up his rear and says “The patient is stable”,
you don’t feel bad about laughing your *** off.

[BTDT2]

WTF (keeping in topic), if it’s shot glasses in the Golden state, ginger root in the Garden State, plastic horses in the Silver state what will Iowa tells us about the Hawkeye state?

[not.in.MY.town]

My money is on corn cobs. And when they tell you it happened when they "tripped and fell" it might actually be the truth.

[not.in.MY.town]

Ya know a sick sense of humor is a great thing to have so when an ER doc looks at an X-ray of a guy who stuck three plastic horses up his rear and says “The patient is stable”,
you don’t feel bad about laughing your *** off.

Here's a pic of the horses (okay, unicorns for a little extra rectal stimulation) in question.

BTDT2 , your Photoshop skills are needed to place them inside the human "stable".

[BTDT2]

here's a pic of the horses (okay, unicorns for a little extra rectal stimulation) in question.

btdt2 , your photoshop skills are needed to place them inside the human "stable". :d

lmao!!!!!!

[not.in.MY.town]

lmao!!!!!!

Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.

[NOLA2005]

Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.

Whoa Nelly! Sani you better get up in that saddle and getter done else it’s no sweet baby carrots (or ginger root) for you!

[not.in.MY.town]

Whoa Nelly! Sani you better get up in that saddle and getter done else it’s no sweet baby carrots (or ginger root) for you!

Come on, he's retired. He's got nothing better to do...and it'll give him a sense of accomplishment.

Definitely no sweet baby carrots if he fails. Ginger root? That's a possibility if there's any room left in the stable....

[BTDT2]

[BTDT2]

Can that be a Hawkeye state equivalent to a Garden State root?

[not.in.MY.town]

New fetish film coming soon: "My little ponies"

[NOLA2005]

Now thats what I call a stable!

[not.in.MY.town]

Great job! Very creative. A+

See, what a little "positive reinforcement" can do? Maybe I should go into teaching as a second career?

Clearly, the patient is from Iowa. Every kid growing up in Iowa is warned to never sit down outdoors without looking first...lest they find themselves with a corncob up their rectum. Doesn't explain the unicorns though.. But at least they're well-fed.

[not.in.MY.town]

PR723 will be delighted when she returns to this thread.

[PR723]

Delighted x 10

[PR723]

[QUOTE=Iowa #1603;n6657999]

42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor

Iowa, I know very little about your state, but I can imagine there have been times in your career when your medical training helped to save lives knowing that EMS would not be able to arrive in a timely manner because there wasn't a FD in the vicinity.

Please share your sick humor with us.

[PR723]

A milk carton? That's not bad. This guy needs a milk CRATE. And if it keeps growing...his testicles will need to be transported on a milk TRUCK.

I can't possibly fold enough towels for that

[PR723]

Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.

I bet your kids have some interesting stories about the punishments you have doled out over the years.

I need a few minutes to let the unicorns and corn cob sink in.

I really need to up my game.