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  • #91
    [QUOTE=BTDT2;n6657778]
    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    29 years OTJ and still have a sense of humor, that's good, very good. ..
    42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor
    Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

    My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post

      42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor
      Well, then you should post more in this thread.
      Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 06-18-2018, 02:25 PM. Reason: fixed quote

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      • #93
        Ya know a sick sense of humor is a great thing to have so when an ER doc looks at an X-ray of a guy who stuck three plastic horses up his rear and says “The patient is stable”,
        you don’t feel bad about laughing your *** off.
        "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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        • #94
          WTF (keeping in topic), if it’s shot glasses in the Golden state, ginger root in the Garden State, plastic horses in the Silver state what will Iowa tells us about the Hawkeye state?

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          • not.in.MY.town
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            My money is on corn cobs. And when they tell you it happened when they "tripped and fell" it might actually be the truth.

        • #95
          Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
          Ya know a sick sense of humor is a great thing to have so when an ER doc looks at an X-ray of a guy who stuck three plastic horses up his rear and says “The patient is stable”,
          you don’t feel bad about laughing your *** off.
          Here's a pic of the horses (okay, unicorns for a little extra rectal stimulation) in question.

          BTDT2 , your Photoshop skills are needed to place them inside the human "stable".

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          • #96
            Originally posted by not.in.my.town View Post

            here's a pic of the horses (okay, unicorns for a little extra rectal stimulation) in question.

            btdt2 , your photoshop skills are needed to place them inside the human "stable". :d

            lmao!!!!!!
            Last edited by BTDT2; 06-18-2018, 03:25 PM.

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            • #97
              Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

              lmao!!!!!!
              Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.

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              • #98
                Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.
                Whoa Nelly! Sani you better get up in that saddle and getter done else it’s no sweet baby carrots (or ginger root) for you!


                "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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                • #99
                  Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

                  Whoa Nelly! Sani you better get up in that saddle and getter done else it’s no sweet baby carrots (or ginger root) for you!

                  Come on, he's retired. He's got nothing better to do...and it'll give him a sense of accomplishment.

                  Definitely no sweet baby carrots if he fails. Ginger root? That's a possibility if there's any room left in the stable....

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                  • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                    Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.

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                    • BTDT2
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                      Can that be a Hawkeye state equivalent to a Garden State root nestled among the ponies?

                    • not.in.MY.town
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                      New fetish film coming soon: "My little ponies"

                    • NOLA2005
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                      Now thats what I call a stable!

                  • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                    Great job! Very creative. A+

                    See, what a little "positive reinforcement" can do? Maybe I should go into teaching as a second career?

                    Clearly, the patient is from Iowa. Every kid growing up in Iowa is warned to never sit down outdoors without looking first...lest they find themselves with a corncob up their rectum. Doesn't explain the unicorns though.. But at least they're well-fed.
                    Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 06-18-2018, 04:41 PM.

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                    • PR723 will be delighted when she returns to this thread.

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                      • PR723
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                        Delighted x 10

                    • [QUOTE=Iowa #1603;n6657999]
                      Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                      42 yrs and counting.......(35 active and 7 semi retired).......................I have a sense of humor.....................It a SICK ONE due to having Corrections, Medical and Law Enforcement background ..........but it is a sense of humor
                      Iowa, I know very little about your state, but I can imagine there have been times in your career when your medical training helped to save lives knowing that EMS would not be able to arrive in a timely manner because there wasn't a FD in the vicinity.

                      Please share your sick humor with us.
                      Last edited by PR723; 06-18-2018, 07:08 PM.
                      " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                      Lucille Ball

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                      • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                        A milk carton? That's not bad. This guy needs a milk CRATE. And if it keeps growing...his testicles will need to be transported on a milk TRUCK.



                        I can't possibly fold enough towels for that
                        " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                        Lucille Ball

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                        • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                          Don't laugh. Your assignment is due by midnight (PST before you ask). Punishment for missing the deadline will be insertion of one plastic horse for each day the assignment is late.
                          I bet your kids have some interesting stories about the punishments you have doled out over the years.

                          I need a few minutes to let the unicorns and corn cob sink in.

                          I really need to up my game.
                          Last edited by PR723; 06-18-2018, 07:14 PM.
                          " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                          Lucille Ball

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