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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    BTDT2, what tricks did you have to deal with odorous situations? Did it involve ginger root?
    PR excellent question, I packed Vicks VapoRub in my nose to block noxious odors.

    Packing preparation “G” in an orifice located in the dorsal transverse plane is more of a east coast than west coast practice.
    In theory “G” packing generates a recognizable odor thus masking other unpleasant odors.



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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, what tricks did you have to deal with odorous situations? Did it involve ginger root?

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  • PR723
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    Townie, it is. I just realized I had forgotten my mask laced with peppermint oil.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    PR723 That's you holding that pot, isn't it?

  • PR723
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    Ahhh, the memories.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    Boy am I sure glad I read this comment right after eating beef fricken stew.

    via Imgflip Meme Generator

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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Feb 1 Friday National Wear Red Day
    Feb 2 Saturday Groundhog Day
    Feb 3 Sunday Super Bowl
    Feb 4 Monday Rosa Parks Day
    Feb 5 Tuesday Chinese New Year
    Feb 10 Sunday Bay Area Beef Stew Day
    Feb 12 Tuesday Lincoln's Birthday
    Feb 14 Thursday Valentine's Day
    Feb 14 Thursday Statehood Day

    PR interesting post, taking into consideration today is Bay Area Beef Stew Day.
    Boy am I sure glad I read this comment right after eating beef fricken stew.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by Aerohead View Post

    Do people actually use their uniform checks on uniforms or is that an urban legend?

    We called them vacation checks...
    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Hey, sometimes you just gotta travel a bit to find the best uniform stores....
    Townie is absolutely right, sometimes you just gotta travel a bit to find the best uniform stores. I found some of the best uniform stores in Orlando, Miami, Las Vegas, NYC, Honolulu, Maui, Anaheim and Cancun.
    Last edited by BTDT2; 02-12-2019, 11:10 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by Aerohead View Post

    Do people actually use their uniform checks on uniforms or is that an urban legend?

    We called them vacation checks...
    Hey, sometimes you just gotta travel a bit to find the best uniform stores....

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  • Aerohead
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    PR are you asking if I used my uniform allowance on uniform replacement or leisure activity, the answer is yes.
    Do people actually use their uniform checks on uniforms or is that an urban legend?

    We called them vacation checks...

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    BTDT2,

    Care to mention how many shirts. pants. and shoes you've had to toss over the years ?

    I'm not going to ask you about your unprotected body parts...
    PR are you asking if I used my uniform allowance on uniform replacement or leisure activity, the answer is yes.
    Last edited by BTDT2; 02-12-2019, 03:40 PM.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2,

    Care to mention how many shirts. pants. and shoes you've had to toss over the years ?

    I'm not going to ask you about your unprotected body parts...

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  • PR723
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    Tune,

    Those lines BTDT2 mentioned are from a Jim Croce song called" You Don't Mess Around With Jim"

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    Basically was enjoying a nice commute until someone decided to throw up all over the train car. Never will I sit on public transit again.
    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.
    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    I'm going to dry heave a bunch and maybe tear up a little.

    Tune, remember you don't tug on superman's cape .
    You don't spit into the wind.
    You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger.

    If a LE career is in your future, you don’t volunteer to investigate a bloated DB in an unventilated structure when outside temperatures hit triple digits.
    IMO vomit on your uniform is better than purge fluid on (unprotected parts of) your body.




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  • BTDT2
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    Tune, consider yourself lucky living in the states. Capt. K packs a can of “Bush Grade Dropbear Repellent” when drifting through the outback and a prescription for penicillin when frequenting the "Red-light districts in Australia".

    If Capt. K finds his way to this thread, hopefully he’ll post details of his "WTF" Dropbear and bordello experiences.


    Last edited by BTDT2; 02-10-2019, 06:35 PM.

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