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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Welcome back, brother! You've got some 'splainin to do...

    PR723 , the vaseline may have helped ease the discomfort...but I bet it was the ginger tea IV drip that got him back on his feet.
    Ginger tea cures whatever ails you.

    And we're off again..........

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    BTDT2, so glad to see you're back. You were missed. I hope all is well.

    Congratulations to coming in first. Did MY.town supply you with plenty of Vaseline for the chaffing?
    During the race not.in.My.town was seen sporting a rather large fanny pack. Many of us thought he wasn’t aware there is no crime in a sanctuary city in a sanctuary state and was packing a size matters ODG. Turned out to be a sizable stash of KY and Ginger Root Extract body cream..

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post



    I spent the last week on special assignment at a local hospital attempting to corroborate Nola and PR723’s hospital post.

    I was able to validate Nola’s post, if you grimaced at not.in.MY.town’s ginger root story, you’ll cringe at an x-ray tech with a probe.

    On the other hand I was not able to validate PR723’s post re testicular towels… During three sponge baths I requested a hot moist testicle towel and received the following responses.. I was curtly called a pervert, told it was a hospital not a brothel or happy ending strip mall massage parlor and “Hey are you the NJ LT who placed second in the senior nude tricycle races last week” I'm back
    I'm sorry the sponge baths were a disappointment. In PR723 's defense though...the testicle towel may just be a Southern hospitality thing that hasn't made its way up North yet. How were the ginger tea enemas?

    And for the record...you only beat me in the nude tricycle race because I had to walk after my Chief told me I couldn't borrow our department's Segway trike. Some nonsense about how per agency policy it can only be used while in uniform.
    Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 06-27-2018, 04:45 PM.

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  • NOLA2005
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    OMG man, LMAO!!! Welcome back Sani.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 06-27-2018, 04:44 PM.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    Yeah, Radiology, where if you have an opening, we stick a tube in it. Heck even if you don't, we'll make one and stick a tube in it. It's been an interesting 33 years....

    I spent the last week on special assignment at a local hospital attempting to corroborate Nola and PR723’s hospital post.

    I was able to validate Nola’s post, if you grimaced at not.in.MY.town’s ginger root story, you’ll cringe at an x-ray tech with a probe.

    On the other hand I was not able to validate PR723’s post re testicular towels… During three sponge baths I requested a hot moist testicle towel and received the following responses.. I was curtly called a pervert, told it was a hospital not a brothel or happy ending strip mall massage parlor and “Hey are you the NJ LT who placed second in the senior nude tricycle races last week” I'm back

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Welcome back, brother! You've got some 'splainin to do...

    PR723 , the vaseline may have helped ease the discomfort...but I bet it was the ginger tea IV drip that got him back on his feet.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, so glad to see you're back. You were missed. I hope all is well.

    Congratulations to coming in first. Did MY.town supply you with plenty of Vaseline for the chaffing?

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  • PR723
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    Asked by the man who participated in a nude tricycle race.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    See, NOLA. There was a perfectly logical explanation....
    Last edited by PR723; Today, 06:13 PM. Reason: Error due to being tired and hungry.
    Tired and hungry? Or drunk again?

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  • PR723
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    See, NOLA. There was a perfectly logical explanation....
    Last edited by PR723; 06-25-2018, 06:13 PM. Reason: Error due to being tired and hungry.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    BTDT2 and MY.town have both been waaaaayy too quiet.
    Relax. We are recuperating from a grueling nude tricycle race on the weekend. BTDT2 came in first in the senior division, but it came at a cost. He pulled a hamstring and suffered extensive chafing in sensitive areas.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2 and MY.town have both been waaaaayy too quiet.

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  • PR723
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    My job has taught me that men have their own problems as they age.

  • NOLA2005
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    Sani where ya at? Come back Sani....

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  • NOLA2005
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    Oh my goodness, I just about peed myself laughing.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 06-25-2018, 08:53 AM.

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