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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Be nice, sani.

    Remember, I'm upstream from you...

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    Image result for OLD FOLSOM PRISON


    WTF….. a Johnny Cash enthusiast. Enjoy your vacation…


    what can I say.... interesting process...

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post

    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.

    Nola, you're such a sweetheart!

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    WTF….. a Johnny Cash enthusiast. Enjoy your vacation…
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-28-2018, 03:41 PM.

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    What did you do to get thrown in the SHU again?
    Removed a mattress tag.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I can attest to that. This well-hung little guy has been terrorizing a neighborhood in my jurisdiction. Half the residents have gone blind already...and two of our rookies (the only officers we'll send there) had to medically retire because they didn't heed the warnings not to stare.


    I think I X-rayed him last week....vision is almost back to normal.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    Yeah, nothing like bouncing balls, especially those covered in long fur like hair, to make your vision go dim.
    I can attest to that. This well-hung little guy has been terrorizing a neighborhood in my jurisdiction. Half the residents have gone blind already...and two of our rookies (the only officers we'll send there) had to medically retire because they didn't heed the warnings not to stare.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post

    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.
    What did you do to get thrown in the SHU again?

    It's still a matter of money. We'll just have to expand the scope of the fundraising campaign.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Goodness man, you are such a bad, bad boy (gets smacked with rolled up newspaper).

  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I'll have to take this up with my Chief the next time I want to participate in a race. He kinda has a ginger root up his rear though, so it's probably a 'no'. (And if he ever reads this comment I'll wind up with his foot up my rear... )






    I never leave the house without a gun and a pair of cuffs:









    I like that gun/handcuff combo, I think I'll get that..........on a charm bracelet.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Yeah, no brown candy for me.

  • Pogue Mahone
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Do we need to start a GoFundMe campaign to get you internet service?
    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.

    Nola, you're such a sweetheart!

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Are nipple bars anything like maple bars?

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  • BTDT2
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    Another volleyball player?

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Image result for urinal
    Tossed one of these...

    Speaking of urinals (and keeping in topic)...WTF happened here to necessitate this sign??


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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    I once had a patient that was a dead ringer for Santa Claus...if Santa had gastric bypass surgery.

    I had him change into a gown and lay on my X-ray table. I turn around for a moment and turn back to see the gown pulled up so Santa’s “twig and berries” are fully exposed. I flick the gown back down, make the exposure, go back to the table and once again see what I don’t want to see, good grief!

    Flick that gown down again, make the exposure, and yes, there they are again. Now I’m done with the exam and I get Santa off the table while resisting the urge to say “You must have been VERY cold”.

    I mean WTF!? Reminded me of that episode on Star Trek “trouble with tribbles” except they were snow white.
    If this Santa offers you a candy cane I suggest you decline...



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