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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

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    More effective than waterboarding...
    and still no cigar or warm T-towel....
    For a real WTF moment I give you the Air Contrast Barium Enema system:



    Nothing like having your intestines blown up like a balloon.

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  • BTDT2
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    Nola, when you posted “the probe is mightier than the sword” I like many members thought you were kidding…. wow (and WTF), was I wrong. When PR returns can someone ask her if she can fix me up with a Inflatable Donut cushion?

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    More effective than waterboarding...
    and still no cigar or warm T-towel....

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Be nice, sani.

    Remember, I'm upstream from you...

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    Image result for OLD FOLSOM PRISON


    WTF….. a Johnny Cash enthusiast. Enjoy your vacation…


    what can I say.... interesting process...

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post

    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.

    Nola, you're such a sweetheart!

    Image result for OLD FOLSOM PRISON


    WTF….. a Johnny Cash enthusiast. Enjoy your vacation…
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-28-2018, 02:41 PM.

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    What did you do to get thrown in the SHU again?
    Removed a mattress tag.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I can attest to that. This well-hung little guy has been terrorizing a neighborhood in my jurisdiction. Half the residents have gone blind already...and two of our rookies (the only officers we'll send there) had to medically retire because they didn't heed the warnings not to stare.


    I think I X-rayed him last week....vision is almost back to normal.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    Yeah, nothing like bouncing balls, especially those covered in long fur like hair, to make your vision go dim.
    I can attest to that. This well-hung little guy has been terrorizing a neighborhood in my jurisdiction. Half the residents have gone blind already...and two of our rookies (the only officers we'll send there) had to medically retire because they didn't heed the warnings not to stare.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post

    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.
    What did you do to get thrown in the SHU again?

    It's still a matter of money. We'll just have to expand the scope of the fundraising campaign.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Goodness man, you are such a bad, bad boy (gets smacked with rolled up newspaper).

  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I'll have to take this up with my Chief the next time I want to participate in a race. He kinda has a ginger root up his rear though, so it's probably a 'no'. (And if he ever reads this comment I'll wind up with his foot up my rear... )






    I never leave the house without a gun and a pair of cuffs:









    I like that gun/handcuff combo, I think I'll get that..........on a charm bracelet.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Yeah, no brown candy for me.

  • Pogue Mahone
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Do we need to start a GoFundMe campaign to get you internet service?
    It's not a matter of money for me to get internet access. It's a matter of getting a cell repeater put up to get a signal in between the granite walls (which should tell sani where I'm at). Putting up cell towers ain't an easy sell, especially where I'm at.

    Nola, you're such a sweetheart!

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    Are nipple bars anything like maple bars?

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