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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Oh, we've moved on to animal stories? Those usually aren't just WTF, but rather WDYF ("what did you f...?") moments. I've got one of those. I think I mentioned it before in a hiring thread...

    We had an applicant who seemed to be nailing (no pun intended) everything in the hiring process...until the BI uncovered a cellphone video of the applicant attempting to have sex with his family's pet turtle. When confronted, the first thing out of his mouth was: "I was so drunk I couldn't even get it up". .Like somehow that makes it all okay?

    For the animal lovers who want to know if the turtle was okay: Thankfully, it appeared to be sleeping through the entire ordeal...but since he was humping the head opening of the shell, there's a good chance it suffered a concussion. If it did wake up, it probably is traumatized for life by the sight of some limp, pink, shell less "turtle".
    Okay. This isn't an animal story, but it does carry on the turtle theme....

    Years ago we had a young, brilliant physician who was the director of our unit. We also had a " veteran" nurse who was quite blunt. She would refer to this physician as" little boy" because of his age.Little boy would occasionally write an order for nursing to place a condom catheter on a pt. One day in team conference, he mentioned to this nurse that he wanted her to place a condom catheter on Mr.______. The nurse quite loudly asked how did he expect her to put a condom catheter on Mr.____ when all he had was a turtle head between his legs.

    This nurse had a lot of life experience under her belt, as well as , many years of experience as a nurse. I learned a lot from her when I was young(er). What she taught me, you couldn't learn by reading a book or in lab.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    Image result for a lot of towels

    Here ya go.....
    Well, I better get to folding There are a lot of testicularly challenged men out there.
    Last edited by PR723; 06-19-2018, 09:08 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    I can't possibly fold enough towels for that

    Image result for a lot of towels

    Here ya go.....
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-19-2018, 08:28 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    This works for me
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-19-2018, 08:31 PM.

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  • PR723
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    It occurred to me driving to work this morning that anybody who has time to shove miscellaneous items up their rear end obviously has too much time on their hands.......and several psychological disorders.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post




    Image result for folding towels

    Is this towel folded right?
    You know, BTDT2, you guys on the west coast usually set the trends which then takes a while to make it to the southeast. Once again, you have taught me something new. Other healthcare workers will marvel at my Origami testicle cradle...Or " teticles" as one of my pts said this morning.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by Curt5811 View Post

    Another regular (male) had a habit of pulling the staples out of magazines and inserting them into the veins in his arms and legs, and inserting pencils into his urethra, to the point that scar tissue built up and he eventually needed a catheter to pee. He also like to swallow the little tubes of toothpaste the church people liked to give out.
    Church person: Do you have Christ in your life?
    Prisoner: No
    Church person: Would you like to feel the Holy Spirit in you?
    Prisoner: Not really, but I sure could use a few more tubes of toothpaste.

    I probably am going to burn in hell for that........


    Last edited by PR723; 06-19-2018, 06:16 PM.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post

    I hope you realize I haven't got to any of the gross stuff yet
    How odd you should mention that. I was thinking about your post driving home from work and hoping you had more stories to share. I figured you were starting out with the light stuff . That's cool. I have plenty of ginger tea and just because my stomach might turn a little, doesn't mean I don't find it hilarious.

    Nola, thanks for the advice.
    Last edited by PR723; 06-19-2018, 09:30 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Sex with an ewe? Eew!!

    I'm happy to report that this is not a Jersey thing.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Oh, we've moved on to animal stories? Those usually aren't just WTF, but rather WDYF ("what did you f...?") moments. I've got one of those. I think I mentioned it before in a hiring thread...

    We had an applicant who seemed to be nailing (no pun intended) everything in the hiring process...until the BI uncovered a cellphone video of the applicant attempting to have sex with his family's pet turtle. When confronted, the first thing out of his mouth was: "I was so drunk I couldn't even get it up". .Like somehow that makes it all okay?

    For the animal lovers who want to know if the turtle was okay: Thankfully, it appeared to be sleeping through the entire ordeal...but since he was humping the head opening of the shell, there's a good chance it suffered a concussion. If it did wake up, it probably is traumatized for life by the sight of some limp, pink, shell less "turtle".

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    As a young rookie I caught a truck driver having sex with a Ewe, not sure if was a WTF or a BaaTF moment.

    My lieutenant explained in some regions sheep sex considered a rite of passage.

    Hey not.in.MY.town you’re an LT, will you enlighten members re- Ovis aries and rites of passage?
    Had the farmer's son and the cow...........................

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  • BTDT2
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    As a young rookie I caught a truck driver having sex with a Ewe, not sure if was a WTF or a BaaTF moment.

    My lieutenant explained in some regions sheep sex considered a rite of passage.

    Hey not.in.MY.town you’re an LT, will you enlighten members re- Ovis aries and rites of passage?
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-19-2018, 12:06 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    It’s a Bay area ***** *** ***** towel fold. Incidentally where is PR723, our Origami towel Master?

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Haha. Cute. I must wonder though: Does it burn like hell or are gingers immune to their own juices??

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