Things That Make You Go “What The...

[NOLA2005]

Sani, maybe a open front gown isn’t the best idea after all....

[BTDT2]

MRI techs are a different breed. They won’t mind if you go commando with you gown open in the front. If when walking into the MRI suite you encounter a breeze and things get to flapping, well that’s just an added bonus to them.

I certainly hope so, it’s demeaning to have a one’s family jewels called “junk” and called “tripod” instead of Mr. or Sir.

Question for TUNEDNIMPORTED or any “car” members, how do you remove corn kernels ( see-post 817) embedded inside the air intake vent located at the bottom of the windshield?

[NOLA2005]

You shouldn't take it as demeaning, they were probably in such awe that they couldn't express themselves properly.

[NOLA2005]

I certainly hope so, it’s demeaning to have a one’s family jewels called “junk” and called “tripod” instead of Mr. or Sir.

Question for TUNEDNIMPORTED or any “car” members, how do you remove corn kernels ( see-post 817) embedded inside the air intake vent located at the bottom of the windshield?

Considering the journey that those corn kernels traveled, maybe a flamethrower would be helpful, just a thought.

[Laurendale]

Stark nekked, drugged out, and violent are not only a sure way to land you in psych holding at the hospital I used to work at, it also made for a very interesting night for me.
Especially the third thing. Especially because I wasn't allowed to go hands on.

[BTDT2]

WTF

Below from email sent by a colleague. I haven't verified this info, my first thoughts were "WTF"..... .


Salary and Benefits San Francisco Poop Patrol.
$184,000 a year in salary and benefits

San Francisco has a 'Poop Patrol' to deal with its feces problem, and workers make more than $184,000 a year in salary and benefits. Employees of San Francisco's"Poop Patrol" are set to earn $71,760 a year, plus an additional $112,918 in benefits, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.



Salary and Benefits San Francisco Police Officer.
Salary $89,856 - $135,096/year

A Police Officer works 40 hours per week on different shifts and overtime may be required. San Francisco offers excellent benefits and the current starting salary is $89,856 per year. After seven years of service a Police Officer may earn up to $135,096 per year.

[PR723]

Perhaps these workers earn more money due to the special skills they must have in order to successfully contain and remove undigested corn kernels from various surfaces. This is a rare breed of people known as corn whisperers.

[NOLA2005]

"Corn wisperers" LMAO!! Look one up, get that intake pristine again.

[BTDT2]

Where’d Everyone Go?

[PR723]

There's only 2 men who can tackle the public defecation problem in San Francisco....

[Pogue Mahone]

There's only 2 men who can tackle the public defecation problem in San Francisco....

I can hear Karl Malden now....

"Pooper scoopers....Don't leave home without them!"




Yes....I'm that old.

[PR723]

I remember that commercial well