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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    wtf!!!!!!
    Come visit my cellar. I'll be more than happy to "show" you your roots.
    Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 07-09-2018, 08:20 AM.

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  • NOLA2005
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    And may God have mercy on us all...

  • BTDT2
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    wtf!!!!!!

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, I noticed in another thread that you mentioned my towel folding skills. Thank you for the shout out.

    However, I must correct one error. You said that MY.town plays the banjo. Actually, he enjoys listening to the banjo. However, he did voice a desire to learn how to do a little picking during his return visit.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, I had to look this word up.



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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?
    Yes you mentioned it; this obsession must be a Ginger root tea side effect.

    Getting back on topic, a lifetime ago as a rookie recently out of FTO, I responded to a welfare check and walked in on a classic case of polyembolokoilamania. My first thought was WTF she looked like a human puffer fish.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

    Oh yeah:


    MY.town, you're right. We need to leave your bunghole alone and use our twisted minds to focus on some other stomach-turning aspect of life.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Iowa on a mission.................... Thankfully it'll take him a while to get here...............

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

    Oh yeah:



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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.

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    PR how about one of these, with a longer chain he can hook it to his "ring"

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.


    These nude tricycle races are very competitive.I've heard that several cock fights break out during and especially after the race.
    Years ago a visiting deputy from the southern California on a ride along was let down when we rolled on a cockfight. Not being familiar with the Bay Area, my ride along actually expected to see fighting roosters.

    On the other hand Townie being a Rootin-Tootin Jerseyite will not be disappointed and most likely jump into the cock pit as a contender.
    PR ya may want to get some T towels folded for townie….

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


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    PR, located a manhole cover on the east coast, ya think it will fit Townie?
    BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.


    These nude tricycle races are very competitive.I've heard that several cock fights break out during and especially after the race.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.
    Yep...........................unfazed is the correct term.

    That and 10yrs as a EMT/Paramedic in a large (for Iowa ) metro area................. there are VERY few things I haven't seen or at least read the reports on .

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  • BTDT2
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    I see Townie's preparing for the big race.......

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
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    RUN TOWNIE RUN!!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!! Someone with Kalampokiphobia would have a tough time with the direction this thread has taken.

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