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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    BTDT2, You ask a very good question. However, I have refereed a fight over a pork sandwich between family members and dealt with crying men, so my humor gage is low at the moment. Let me think about it and I will get back to you.
    I told you I couldn't handle those Southern spices...

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post

    You are JUST learning this????????????????????????
    It all seemed like normal, casual, everyday conversation......until these guys started discussing the storage capacity of my man purse. That just crossed the line.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post








    1) You people are SICK!!

    You are JUST learning this????????????????????????

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2
    Nola, My.town's 2017 post race x-ray, what exactly are we viewing?
    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Sani, what we are seeing is an astonishing capacity for storage in Towns "purse". He is no amateur. Town must have spent many, many hours of practicing stretching, stretching, and even more stretching.
    Originally posted by BTDT2
    Obviously My.town has taken CCW to the next level. PR, My.town will require copious amounts of alcohol, iodine, hydrogen peroxide, boric acid, mercuric chloride, several wipe down towels and two pair of Nola's 6 ply purple nitrile gloves before anyone in their right mind will even consider handling his 357.
    Originally posted by NOLA2005
    Ummmm no, what is needed is straight up bleach. Yes it may stain, but it will be totally worth it....that is if Town ever wants his 357 handled again by anyone other than himself.

    1) You people are SICK!!

    2) Everyone knows it's important to stretch before any athletic activity.

    3) Why would I want anyone else to handle my 357??? This is hands down THE BEST way to avoid a gun grab.


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  • NOLA2005
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    Ummmm no, what is needed is straight up bleach. Yes it may stain, but it will be totally worth it....that is if Town ever wants his 357 handled again by anyone other than himself.
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 07-06-2018, 12:21 AM.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    Sani, what we are seeing is an astonishing capacity for storage in Towns "purse". He is no amateur. Town must have spent many, many hours of practicing stretching, stretching, and even more stretching.
    Obviously My.town has taken CCW to the next level. PR, My.town will require copious amounts of alcohol, iodine, hydrogen peroxide, boric acid, mercuric chloride, several wipe down towels and two pair of Nola's 6 ply purple nitrile gloves before anyone in their right mind will even consider handling his 357.

    PR, ya think double inflatable donuts will work?

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Image result for patriotic towels folded


    PR723 very patriotic, towel plans for National Nude Day July 14th?



    BTDT2, You ask a very good question. However, I have refereed a fight over a pork sandwich between family members and dealt with crying men, so my humor gage is low at the moment. Let me think about it and I will get back to you.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post



    Nola, My.town's 2017 post race x-ray, what exactly are we viewing?

    MY.town you can use my car safe this year.
    Sani, what we are seeing is an astonishing capacity for storage in Towns "purse". He is no amateur. Town must have spent many, many hours of practicing stretching, stretching, and even more stretching.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    I will for sure, not certain if not.in.MY.town will participate, last year he appeared extremely uncomfortable grimacing in pain sitting on a tricycle whilst CCW.

    PR723
    any chance of showing up with two inflatable donuts? Both for not.in.MY.town,,,, after all it has to be agonizing for My.town to conceal his .357 S&W 6” revolver when seated nude Pedaling a tricycle.



    Nola, My.town's 2017 post race x-ray, what exactly are we viewing?

    MY.town you can use my car safe this year.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    So Sani, will you and not.in.MY.town be celebrating with more nude tricycling? Baby powder does wonders for chafing ya know.
    I will for sure, not certain if not.in.MY.town will participate, last year he appeared extremely uncomfortable grimacing in pain sitting on a tricycle whilst CCW.

    PR723
    any chance of showing up with two inflatable donuts? Both for not.in.MY.town,,,, after all it has to be agonizing for My.town to conceal his .357 S&W 6” revolver when seated nude Pedaling a tricycle.


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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Image result for patriotic towels folded


    PR723 very patriotic, towel plans for National Nude Day July 14th?



    So Sani, will you and not.in.MY.town be celebrating with more nude tricycling? Baby powder does wonders for chafing ya know.

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  • BTDT2
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    Image result for patriotic towels folded


    PR723 very patriotic, towel plans for National Nude Day July 14th?




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  • NOLA2005
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    Mmmm, special seasoning and sauces, how yummy.....NOT, bleahhhhh.

  • BTDT2
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    I witnessed an alarming WTF moment passing by a city park yesterday…Families celebrating the 4th were barbecuing on public grills and drinking from public water fountain.

    People in my area are either naïve, unaware just don’t care that homeless, gangs, dopers, drunks and other people of the night use parks during darkness (when rest rooms are locked) for reasons other than family BBQ’s.



    Image result for public grill


    Image result for poop
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  • BTDT2
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    Mechanophilia, yeah they like hot cars.

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