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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post


    For several years I had a signature line here that stated

    " I drink coffee over breakfast with murderers and rapists ............YOU don't scare me."

    Those people didn't bother me..................................the ones that made my skin crawl were the pedophiles. BUT .............I also had to treat them the same as I did any other inmate.
    First, that was a great signature line.
    Second, both pedophiles and rapists make my skin crawl.
    Third, I make sure I'm giving the same quality of care to the pts who make my skin crawl as to the ones who don't. Just like you, I'm a professional and that's what I'm paid to do. ( I don't get paid to hug them though, so that I am allowed to refuse to give the pt.).
    Fourth, I'll be damned if I'm going to let anybody rattle me.

    .............Well, you might be the exception to fourth point.
    Last edited by PR723; 07-15-2018, 10:59 AM.

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  • PR723
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    NOLA gets some more LOVE X 10 for her comment.

  • PR723
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    LOL...LOVE x10!
    Last edited by PR723; 07-15-2018, 09:15 AM. Reason: I wanted a louder "AMEN".......It is Sunday morning

  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

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    You jinx PR and I forsee a ginger root enema in your future....

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Man you better not have jinxed her or no more lavender T towels for you!
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  • BTDT2
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    Frisco?

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Given a choice I rather have a root canal (endodontic therapy). Not to be confused with a Townie root canal. Incidentally where is Townie, he go into hiding?
    Townie's been OuttaTownie.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    So what you're saying is you'd rather have an Air Contrast Barium Enema where you're wide awake and bargaining with God for it to end instead of a pretty nurse saying "Wake up Mr Sani, you're all done!" ? Well ok then....​​​​​
    Given a choice I rather have a root canal (endodontic therapy). Not to be confused with a Townie root canal. Incidentally where is Townie, he go into hiding?

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Better air than smoke, I’m cancelling my colonoscopy in the morning….
    So what you're saying is you'd rather have an Air Contrast Barium Enema where you're wide awake and bargaining with God for it to end instead of a pretty nurse saying "Wake up Mr Sani, you're all done!" ? Well ok then....​​​​​

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most.

    For several years I had a signature line here that stated

    " I drink coffee over breakfast with murderers and rapists ............YOU don't scare me."

    Those people didn't bother me..................................the ones that made my skin crawl were the pedophiles. BUT .............I also had to treat them the same as I did any other inmate.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Man you better not have jinxed her or no more lavender T towels for you!

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post


    Surprisingly I don't get a lot of that kind of crap. I guess when you stick a tube up a guys rear and blow his colon up like a balloon, it takes all the friskiness right out of them!
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    Better air than smoke, I’m cancelling my colonoscopy in the morning….

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    I hear you. It sounds as though you and I had the same kind of week.

    I thought of you when a male pt of mine who made my skin crawl told me to give him a hug as he was discharging. It would have been nice to have had one of your recommended tools available as he held out his hand and beckoned me over. I offered up a male co-worker and walked away. Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most. Unfortunately, that incident was one of the easier parts of my week. The positive is that I'm on call this weekend and my cell hasn't beeped one time. whoo-hoo!
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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    I hear you. It sounds as though you and I had the same kind of week.

    I thought of you when a male pt of mine who made my skin crawl told me to give him a hug as he was discharging. It would have been nice to have had one of your recommended tools available as he held out his hand and beckoned me over. I offered up a male co-worker and walked away. Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most. Unfortunately, that incident was one of the easier parts of my week. The positive is that I'm on call this weekend and my cell hasn't beeped one time. whoo-hoo!

    Surprisingly I don't get a lot of that kind of crap. I guess when you stick a tube up a guys rear and blow his colon up like a balloon, it takes all the friskiness right out of them!
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  • NOLA2005
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    Here's to that beeper STAYING silent!

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