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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


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    PR, located a manhole cover on the east coast, ya think it will fit Townie?
    BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.


    These nude tricycle races are very competitive.I've heard that several cock fights break out during and especially after the race.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.
    Yep...........................unfazed is the correct term.

    That and 10yrs as a EMT/Paramedic in a large (for Iowa ) metro area................. there are VERY few things I haven't seen or at least read the reports on .

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  • BTDT2
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    I see Townie's preparing for the big race.......

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
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    RUN TOWNIE RUN!!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!! Someone with Kalampokiphobia would have a tough time with the direction this thread has taken.

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  • BTDT2
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    RUN TOWNIE RUN!!!!!!!!

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.


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    If an out of state Deputy shows up at your front door carrying a handful of Iowa suppositories you have three options.
    1. You climb out your back window and run like hell.
    2. Hide in your root cellar until he’s gone.
    3. Have PR send four inflatable rubber donuts.

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  • BTDT2
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    PR, located a manhole cover on the east coast, ya think it will fit Townie?

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    NOLA, perhaps IOWA is unfazed by our depravity( I'm kind of partial to the word debauchery, but that's not a word we southern girls tend to use) because there's a lot of strange things that go on in those corn fields. Who knows, IOWA may(or may not) have participated in some of those activities.

    Just sayin'
    Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2,I can make a 2x tush plug(anything larger and it loses its form), but there may still be some leakage.

    NOLA, perhaps IOWA is unfazed by our depravity( I'm kind of partial to the word debauchery, but that's not a word we southern girls tend to use) because there's a lot of strange things that go on in those corn fields. Who knows, IOWA may(or may not) have participated in some of those activities.

    Just sayin'
    Last edited by PR723; 07-07-2018, 07:11 AM.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Whoever thought that up wasn't thinking ........................

  • NOLA2005
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    Anyone with an ounce of sense would leave this thread and never look back, thank God I'm not one of them...way too many laughs here.

  • NOLA2005
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    Wow! 20 pages of total, absolute craziness! Y'all keep up the good work!
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 07-07-2018, 12:52 AM. Reason: 20, thats why...

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  • NOLA2005
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    Or was it those southern women?

  • NOLA2005
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    Town is no innocent bystander, he is just as complicit as the rest of us.

  • NOLA2005
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    1) And damn proud of it!!!
    Last edited by NOLA2005; 07-07-2018, 12:52 AM.

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