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  • BTDT2
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    WTF just heard NJ Horseshoe crab Row is considered an aphrodisiac for men. Townie do you still carry epinephrine and maintain Row taste like chicken?

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  • BTDT2
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    Before Townie changed his user name he posted as “not. In.MY.Cahulawassee. River. valley”
    Image result for inflatable rubber donutThen
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    Now


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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post


    PR723 is correct. I love the banjo so much I've decided to take some classes and make it my second career!! I'm still looking for a nude banjoing course...but in the meantime this will have to do:

    Here is Townie practicing ...................
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Wow! 20 pages of total, absolute craziness! Y'all keep up the good work!
    Over 4,000 views!

    There's either a lot of voyeurs out there......or it's just the four of us (plus Iowa and Pogue) who keep clicking on this thread.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    However, I must correct one error. You said that MY.town plays the banjo. Actually, he enjoys listening to the banjo. However, he did voice a desire to learn how to do a little picking during his return visit.

    PR723 is correct. I love the banjo so much I've decided to take some classes and make it my second career!! I'm still looking for a nude banjoing course...but in the meantime this will have to do:



    I've also acquired a copy of this helpful guide:




    I am soooo excited about this new career!!! I think I'll just go ahead and submit my resignation from the PD. The flyer even promises that I will GAIN RESPECT. God knows I get none as a cop...or from forum members in this thread.







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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    wtf!!!!!!
    Come visit my cellar. I'll be more than happy to "show" you your roots.
    Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 07-09-2018, 08:20 AM.

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  • NOLA2005
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    And may God have mercy on us all...

  • BTDT2
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    wtf!!!!!!

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, I noticed in another thread that you mentioned my towel folding skills. Thank you for the shout out.

    However, I must correct one error. You said that MY.town plays the banjo. Actually, he enjoys listening to the banjo. However, he did voice a desire to learn how to do a little picking during his return visit.

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, I had to look this word up.



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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?
    Yes you mentioned it; this obsession must be a Ginger root tea side effect.

    Getting back on topic, a lifetime ago as a rookie recently out of FTO, I responded to a welfare check and walked in on a classic case of polyembolokoilamania. My first thought was WTF she looked like a human puffer fish.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

    Oh yeah:


    MY.town, you're right. We need to leave your bunghole alone and use our twisted minds to focus on some other stomach-turning aspect of life.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Iowa on a mission.................... Thankfully it'll take him a while to get here...............

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

    While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

    Oh yeah:



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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.

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    PR how about one of these, with a longer chain he can hook it to his "ring"

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