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  • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    Was that one or two rough sessions?
    The pair on the left are the patient's shoes. PR723 said f##ck it. you ruined mine, I toss yours!

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    • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
      [Quote: not.in.MY.town]
      Sounds like you guys have some WTF stories you should be sharing.

      I can usually salvage my scrubs and shoes with certain cleaning agents. However, after a rather rough session with a 0700 patient a few weeks ago, I said f##k it and tossed my shoes.

      PR, tell us about the day you said F###K and tossed your boss.........

      Hey Tune, what the last thing you tossed?


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      • PR723
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        BTDT2, you know I can't discuss that on open forum.



    • Townie's favorite pastime?

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      • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


        PR, tell us about the day you said F###K and tossed your boss.........

        Hey Tune, what the last thing you tossed?

        A football.

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        • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

          A football.
          Did you really “toss a football” or this an euphemism for an endorphin releasing activity that relaxes you?

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          • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

            Did you really “toss a football” or this an euphemism for an endorphin releasing activity that relaxes you?
            bahwahahha I'lll never tellll

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            • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

              bahwahahha I'lll never tellll
              Your tacit admission is an appropriate response.

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              • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post
                • PR723
                  #657.1
                  PR723 commented
                  01-25-2019, 10:40 PM
                  I learned a valuable lesson when I was on one of my internships to never touch a patient's bed linens without gloved hands.
                • TUNEDNIMPORTED
                  #657.2
                  TUNEDNIMPORTED commented
                  01-26-2019, 08:26 AM
                  I have a similar lesson.
                Tune, what exactly is your "similar lesson"?

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                • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                  Tune, what exactly is your "similar lesson"?
                  Basically was enjoying a nice commute until someone decided to throw up all over the train car. Never will I sit on public transit again.

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                  • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

                    Basically was enjoying a nice commute until someone decided to throw up all over the train car. Never will I sit on public transit again.
                    I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.

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                    • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                      I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.

                      50 Gallon drum of sanitizer

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                      • Pogue Mahone
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                        I see what you did there...

                    • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


                      50 Gallon drum of sanitizer

                      Sometimes you need something a little stronger....

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                      • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                        I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.
                        I'm going to dry heave a bunch and maybe tear up a little.
                        Last edited by TUNEDNIMPORTED; 02-10-2019, 09:35 AM.

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                        • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

                          I'm going to dry heave a bunch and maybe tear up a little.

                          Is this your version of dry-heaving?


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                          • Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

                            I'm going to dry heave a bunch and maybe tear up a little.

                            First year into my job, I had a lady who went from " I'm nauseated" to making that face. I told her that if I tossed my cookies to just ignore me and to rest assured that I would clean up both her vomit and mine. She then covered the floor next to her bed with undigested beef stew.

                            " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                            Lucille Ball

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