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  • Last edited by BTDT2; 02-02-2019, 12:51 PM.

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    • " If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

      In classified of newspaper: " Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain."

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      • BTDT2
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        Lmao



    • Townie, you may not win the race or sit comfortable, however this tricycle will help supplement your cops salary.


      Feel free to re-post in "Living comfortably as a police officer" thread.





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      • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


        Townie, you may not win the race or sit comfortable, however this tricycle will help supplement your cops salary.


        Feel free to re-post in "Living comfortably as a police officer" thread.
        Nice!

        I was just thinking we should invite PR723 to our next race. I bet her t-towels would sell like hotcakes among participants. Always lots of chafing and blisters.

        PR, you're in? Feel free to wear a blindfold.

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        • Those highway signs posted earlier...

          They're all part of a stretch of highway known as the WTF Freeway -- named after the common reaction displayed by visitors to the area attractions.

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          • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
            Those highway signs posted earlier...

            They're all part of a stretch of highway known as the WTF Freeway -- named after the common reaction displayed by visitors to the area attractions.

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            • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
              With my other hand, the DRE will be able to make an assessment with far more accuracy.
              G. Root, I copied the above paraphrased quote from another thread.

              A department I’m familiar with utilizes two types of DRE’s. One is an important component of an employee’s triennial “over 50” physical examination. The other is part of progressive discipline administered by command staff, usually the next step following oral counseling.

              I trust one or more of our O.Com medical professionals will substantiate the importance of DRE’s in health care as well as in law enforcement.

              Last edited by BTDT2; 01-22-2019, 04:30 PM. Reason: typo

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              • not.in.MY.town
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                Must be a Bay Area practice. We don't get that kinky out here.

              • PR723
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                I'm not touching that. Not even with a double gloved hand......I have the feeling that I've made this comment somewhere else in the thread.
                Last edited by PR723; 01-22-2019, 09:01 PM. Reason: ,,,,,,

              • not.in.MY.town
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                PR723 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've had this same conversation before. Our friend BTDT2 seems to be working through some traumatic anal probing experiences.

              • BTDT2
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                Lmao .

            • Things that make you go WTF at the proctologist's office:

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              • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                Nice!

                I was just thinking we should invite PR723 to our next race. I bet her t-towels would sell like hotcakes among participants. Always lots of chafing and blisters.

                PR, you're in? Feel free to wear a blindfold.
                I'm ready.....
                " If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

                In classified of newspaper: " Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain."

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                • Send a few my way. Yesterday was taco night and im feeling it.

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                  • not.in.MY.town
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                    A few what? Blindfolds? T-towels? Rectal exams?

                • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
                  I'm not touching that. Not even with a double gloved hand......I have the feeling that I've made this comment somewhere else in the thread.]
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                  PR, here ya go,. no need for double gloves....

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                  • PR723
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                    Just one bottle?

                • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
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                  PR, here ya go,. no need for double gloves....








                  NO NO and HELL NO. Hand sanitizer is never an acceptable substitute for disposable gloves -- on the job or at the doctors office.

                  BTDT2 before his rectal exam: "Doc, aren't you going to wear gloves?"

                  Doctor: "Nah, I prefer skin to skin. I just use Purell afterwards."

                  Last edited by not.in.MY.town; 01-25-2019, 11:36 AM.

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                  • PR723
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                    I learned a valuable lesson when I was on one of my internships to never touch a patient's bed linens without gloved hands.

                  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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                    I have a similar lesson.

                  • not.in.MY.town
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                    PR723 and TUNEDNIMPORTED. Sounds like you guys have some WTF stories you should be sharing.

                • [Quote: not.in.MY.town]
                  Sounds like you guys have some WTF stories you should be sharing.

                  I can usually salvage my scrubs and shoes with certain cleaning agents. However, after a rather rough session with a 0700 patient a few weeks ago, I said f##k it and tossed my shoes.
                  Last edited by PR723; 01-27-2019, 06:10 PM.
                  " If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

                  In classified of newspaper: " Parachute for sale. Used only once. Small red stain."

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                  • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
                    [Quote: not.in.MY.town]
                    Sounds like you guys have some WTF stories you should be sharing.

                    I can usually salvage my scrubs and shoes with certain cleaning agents. However, after a rather rough session with a 0700 patient a few weeks ago, I said f##k it and tossed my shoes.

                    Was that one or two rough sessions?
                    Last edited by BTDT2; 01-27-2019, 06:47 PM. Reason: Y not

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                    • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


                      Was that one or two rough sessions?
                      The pair on the left are the patient's shoes. PR723 said f##ck it. you ruined mine, I toss yours!

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