Things That Make You Go “What The...

[BTDT2]

Hey PR, how about a T-towel for ya fish?

[PR723]

MY.town, I've been concerned about those delicate areas getting wind and sun burned during your nude tricycle races, so I have found a stylish and practical solution.

[BTDT2]

Damn, you have good eyes. How about free scented T-towels for 1 year?

I was diagnosed with ATS (Appendage temperature sensitivity) can heat scented T-towels in a microwave?

Please send T-towels to Townie, just read in another thread Townie has vintage National Geographic magazines (retained from his teen years) stashed in his root cellar.

[PR723]

You’re standing to the immediate right of Union Army Major General Hunter, in front of Generals Townsend, Campbell, Eaton and standing behind Captain Henway . Do I win anything?

Damn, you have good eyes. How about free scented T-towels for 1 year?

[PR723]

NOLA, this gives new meaning to the phrase " poker face"

[BTDT2]

What are Pogue's options if allergic to penicillin?............Ginger, of course.


Ginger drinks
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You can make a ginger tea by boiling slices of ginger with water in a saucepan for a few minutes. Afterward, you may transfer it to a teapot, add lemon or honey to taste and serve in a cup. You may also try ginger lemonade and ginger ale as well.

Sounds fishy to me.....

[BTDT2]

Can you find me? I'm the one wearing the hat.

You’re standing to the immediate right of Union Army Major General Hunter, in front of Generals Townsend, Campbell, Eaton and standing behind Captain Henway . Do I win anything?

[NOLA2005]

I'm puzzled as to why a family would bury their loved one after going through all of that trouble. Why not slide him into the car, take him home and sit him in the family room? A swiffer, anti-mold solution, wax and you're good to go.

Side note: In the 70's, I remember occasionally seeing a wake held in a loved one's home. That body did a fair amount of traveling before finally making it to the cemetery.

Did you go and die before that big poker game you were looking forward to? Well you don’t have miss it at all...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...ad-7249179.amp

WTF??!!

[PR723]

PR are you sure it was 70 and not 85? You are referring to the 1,654-mile journey of Lincoln’s funeral train, right?

Can you find me? I'm the one wearing the hat.

[Iowa #1603]

PR are you sure it was 70 and not 85? You are referring to the 1,654-mile journey of Lincoln’s funeral train, right?

I vaguely remember that ........................

[BTDT2]

I'm puzzled as to why a family would bury their loved one after going through all of that trouble. Why not slide him into the car, take him home and sit him in the family room? A swiffer, anti-mold solution, wax and you're good to go.

Side note: In the 70's, I remember occasionally seeing a wake held in a loved one's home. That body did a fair amount of traveling before finally making it to the cemetery.

PR are you sure it was 70 and not 85? You are referring to the 1,654-mile journey of Lincoln’s funeral train, right?

[PR723]

Warning: This story is not for the faint of heart. Do not read during or immediately after a meal...except for IOWA.


This is a WTF(ing)F story.......

https://www.atlasobscura.com/article...an-and-a-mummy

[PR723]

Here's a major WTF from NOLA for NOLA (and everyone else):


The latest funeral trend -- "extreme embalming"








Unique? - Yeah.
Loving? - I guess.

CREEPY AF? - HELL YEAH.


( source: https://wgno.com/2018/07/08/nola-fam...oodbye-to-son/ )

I'm puzzled as to why a family would bury their loved one after going through all of that trouble. Why not slide him into the car, take him home and sit him in the family room? A swiffer, anti-mold solution, wax and you're good to go.

Side note: In the 70's, I remember occasionally seeing a wake held in a loved one's home. That body did a fair amount of traveling before finally making it to the cemetery.

[PR723]

BTDT2, I believe you have given me an idea for a second career. One where I may actually feel sane at the end of a work day.

My T-towels will be customized to fit anyone's testicular needs. They will be soft AND smell of Lavender Serenity.

...........Aromatherapy for the balls.


I'm going to go ahead and apologize for my next 2 posts.

[Trauma1]

See, this is why I love you guys.