Things That Make You Go “What The...

[not.in.MY.town]

Here's a WTF moment courtesy of my son: He told me on the phone that our neighbor brought over a cake as a thank you for helping her out when her washing machine broke and flooded her laundry room. He tells me it's the best cake he's ever had and how much he likes the cherry filling...and then assures me "Don't worry, dad. I'll save you some."

When I got home from work I found THIS on the kitchen table:




But revenge is sweeter than the cherry filling that I didn't get to taste. He seemed rather disappointed with the "extra-bacon BLT" I made him for dinner...and his EXACT words were "What the F***, dad?"

[BTDT2]

I'm home this week due to a concussion. They're a lot of fun. Anyway, I watched a movie yesterday that made me think of you. It's one of those great movies set in the south packed with southern humor called Waitress from 2007. Andy Griffith is wonderful. Look past the corny moments.You might like it.....

PR, years ago I had a grade 3 concussion with temporary memory loss and ED. It took some time to remember the event, make ID from a photo array and rise to the occasion.

Hopefully your concussion is mild with no residual effects.

When can I place my Xmas t-towel order?

[not.in.MY.town]

I'm home this week due to a concussion. They're a lot of fun.

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Just kidding. Hope you feel better.

[BTDT2]

Hope you feel better soon!

[PR723]

BTDT2,
I'm home this week due to a concussion. They're a lot of fun. Anyway, I watched a movie yesterday that made me think of you. It's one of those great movies set in the south packed with southern humor called Waitress from 2007. Andy Griffith is wonderful. Look past the corny moments.You might like it.....

[BTDT2]

Oh, I see,your " friend" falls into THAT category.

Maybe......

[PR723]

Oh, I see,your " friend" falls into THAT category.

[BTDT2]

Who you going to call to solve this type of bungled robbery?

PR, this occurred in Colorado. If it happened in California it may have been a “gun buyback” by a nervous individual intending to surrender his gun anonymously. Embarrassed by his falling pants, dropped his gun and left in a hurry without receiving a $100 gift card. jk

PR, when will you start accepting T-towel orders for the holiday season, do they come in XL /XXL? Asking for a friend…..

[PR723]

BTDT2, That 6th digit on the hand is invaluable when making dinner..... and with other activities. The 6th digit helps with balance when standing on 1 foot. This can be very helpful with certain activities that are a popular southern tradition.

I cannot verify or deny the whereabouts of Pogue, MY.town, or myself when offline.

[PR723]

WTF......Suspected robber in Colorado drops gun, loses pants in attempted robbery.

Who you going to call to solve this type of bungled robbery?

[not.in.MY.town]

WTF......Suspected robber in Colorado drops gun, loses pants in attempted robbery.

Oh wow. Could this be the fool who was the catalyst for this entire thread? If so, I hope the judicial system will show some leniency. The dude is responsible for 30 pages of laughs.

So I’m in Walmart the other day and I notice this guy with a big gun on his hip. No biggie as this is an open carry state.

But what caught my eye is he’s continuously tugging on the grip. Then I notice he’s wearing his pants saggy style!

This fool is trying to keep his pants from falling to his ankles from a combo of loose fitting pants and the weight of the gun! WTF!!??

What have y’all seen that made you go “WTF?”

[BTDT2]

PR is it a twist of fate that Townie and you are both southpaws?

PR is it a coincidence that a 6 toe foot and 6 finger hand appear in the same thread?

PR is it a happenstance that Townie, Pogue and you are offline at the same time?

Please enlighten us....

[BTDT2]

My left hand is innocent.

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OK Happy Face Pogue, was it burn-victim alpaca or 6 finger Townie?

[BTDT2]

WTF......Suspected robber in Colorado drops gun, loses pants in attempted robbery.

[not.in.MY.town]

Townie, from the expression on Pogue's face I’d be remiss if I don’t ask… where is your left hand?????

My left hand is innocent. The burn-victim alpaca to Pogue's left is responsible for the happy expression on his face. I told you he was popular!