Things That Make You Go “What The...

[NOLA2005]

Was Mr. open carry big gun saggy pants loitering in the produce section (refer to post #1)?

When I see ginger root I think about PR ability to respond quickly to medical humanitarian emergencies by sending a case of lavender scented T towels to Townie.

LOL, nope, just me and a seemingly mountain of ginger roots.

[BTDT2]

So went to Walmart, produce section, and I just really want to thank all who contributed to this thread. So now when I see fresh ginger root, several things happen at once: nausea, LMAO, seeing really pornographic images in my head, and blushing like a school girl. People were staring....

Was Mr. open carry big gun saggy pants loitering in the produce section (refer to post #1)?

When I see ginger root I think about PR ability to respond quickly to medical humanitarian emergencies by sending a case of lavender scented T towels to Townie.

[NOLA2005]

So went to Walmart, produce section, and I just really want to thank all who contributed to this thread. So now when I see fresh ginger root, several things happen at once: nausea, LMAO, seeing really pornographic images in my head, and blushing like a school girl. People were staring....

[NOLA2005]

[NOLA2005]

Thanks for all who contributed, now it’s time to......

[not.in.MY.town]

MY.town knows I will always fill his order for lavender scented T towels first.

From reading the Missing Members thread, it sounds as though he pulled a Sully.

I previously mentioned how much I enjoy having this thread to blow off steam. You can't put a price on the benefits of laughter.

M,,town is definitely missed and I would love for him to return, but he has to do what's in his best interest.

I'm still around and posting occasionally in other threads. With school being out (and my daughter having a life of her own) I've been finding myself running a shuttle service for my son and his friends...along with being on call pretty much 24/7 (yesterday I had to dump them in a random parking lot so I could go deal with a crisis at work..).

Plus this thread has gotten a bit...repetitive. I just don't have enough time to discuss my genitals, body orifices and alleged masturbatory activity online. .

[PR723]

MY.town knows I will always fill his order for lavender scented T towels first.

From reading the Missing Members thread, it sounds as though he pulled a Sully.

I previously mentioned how much I enjoy having this thread to blow off steam. You can't put a price on the benefits of laughter.

M,,town is definitely missed and I would love for him to return, but he has to do what's in his best interest.

[NOLA2005]

I’m pretty sure my post of gals and dogs had nothing to do with Townies absence. Maybe he didn’t get an adequate supply of lavender scented T towels?

[BTDT2]

Nola, do you think your unserious post about your student days when a guy was a gal has anything to do with townies absence or did he go sully? See post #384.

[BTDT2]

PR, ya think T-towel proliferation or acute cutaneous inflammatory reaction that follows excessive exposure of the skin to ultraviolet radiation (see post #381 above) has anything to do with townies absence or did he go Sully?

[NOLA2005]

I don’t think that’s a southern thing. I think it’s more of a pervert thing.

[PR723]

On an unserious note, that pic reminds me of a true story from my student days except the positions were reversed and the guy was a gal.

I have to admit that I'm not that shocked to hear this story considering we are both southern ladies. I would like to think that the gal wasn't sober at the time of the incident.

What did surprise me was to hear that BTDT2 had encountered some of this behavior in his neck of the woods. I know basically nothing about California, but I still didn't expect stories of bestiality from him.

Where I live, my mail occasionally arrives to my mailbox in shreds. At first, someone in the post office would attach an apology note. Now, they don't even bother. I wish the postal workers would pay as much attention to keeping my mail intact as this postal worker did to gaining access to this dog.
The video will make you laugh.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b033be14673281


I have to admit, considering how this postman behaves, I guess I should consider myself fortunate......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnaNtxyn0A


MY.town, I know you aren't posting on this thread. I at least hope you're reading our posts and getting a good laugh.

[NOLA2005]

On a serious note, thanks to this thread I found out one can perform the Heimlich maneuver on a dog.

On an unserious note, that pic reminds me of a true story from my student days except the positions were reversed and the guy was a gal.

[NOLA2005]

Maybe I'm wrong but that doesn't look like a ginger root to me.

[NOLA2005]

Because a combo of alcohol and ******** friends.