Things That Make You Go “What The...

[not.in.MY.town]

Running from the cops?

[PR723]

Hope you're feeling better, I always felt woman’ rugby is a dangerous sport as you play without pads or a helmet. Maybe it's time to continue with skydiving?

That's me, number 9. I wish I could say my injuries were the result of a rugby game.I was running when I fell.

[PR723]

Not actual size. Image has been enlarged for effect

[not.in.MY.town]

My WTF moment of the week.

I belong to a health club with numerous active and retired LE members. A few days ago I witnesses two millennials standing alongside each other directly in front of locker-room "Hot Air Hand Dryers" exposing their genitalia to blowing hot air.

I recall another thread complaining about older gym members hogging machines, not meeting OP’s dress code, having body odor and flatulence.

Baby boomer generation members may be slow, hog machines when resting between sets, wear gym clothes not considered stylish and intermittently release a mixture of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane gas.

However, I have never seen senior members working out wearing academy sweats, talking in 10-code, posing nude in front of locker-room mirrors or getting after shower hot air jobs.

Can this Hot Air Hand Dryer incident just be a Bay Area phenomenon? Townie what say you?

Not just a Bay Area phenomenon.

We had to put warning labels on the hand dryers at our station after an officer sustained second degree burns and loss of fertility.

[BTDT2]

Never underestimate PFD PT

Now that we have discussed therapy for below the waist, let me make some recommendations for therapy that addresses above the waist issues that will help us cope with these stressful times...Bacon soap. So realistic, you'll want to lick yourself. An alternative is unicorn poop soap which has been described as a " magical fecal rainbow."

I will start working on the monogrammed T-towels.

If one wanted to lick them self, would “Jack’s magic beans” soap be a better choice?

Hope you're feeling better, I always felt woman’ rugby is a dangerous sport as you play without pads or a helmet. Maybe it's time to continue with skydiving?

[BTDT2]

My WTF moment of the week.

I belong to a health club with numerous active and retired LE members. A few days ago I witnesses two millennials standing alongside each other directly in front of locker-room "Hot Air Hand Dryers" exposing their genitalia to blowing hot air.

I recall another thread complaining about older gym members hogging machines, not meeting OP’s dress code, having body odor and flatulence.

Baby boomer generation members may be slow, hog machines when resting between sets, wear gym clothes not considered stylish and intermittently release a mixture of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane gas.

However, I have never seen senior members working out wearing academy sweats, talking in 10-code, posing nude in front of locker-room mirrors or getting after shower hot air jobs.

Can this Hot Air Hand Dryer incident just be a Bay Area phenomenon? Townie what say you?

[PR723]

Never underestimate PFD PT

Now that we have discussed therapy for below the waist, let me make some recommendations for therapy that addresses above the waist issues that will help us cope with these stressful times...Bacon soap. So realistic, you'll want to lick yourself. An alternative is unicorn poop soap which has been described as a " magical fecal rainbow."



I will start working on the monogrammed T-towels.

[not.in.MY.town]

PR723 Sorry to hear you're still not back to your old self.

Once you feel better...my friend would like some monogrammed T-towels. His initials are NIMT.

[PR723]

BTDT2,
I've been briefly stopping in for a laugh.and to see how you guys are doing. I will jump back in when things are better.

[BTDT2]

Does insurance pay for that? Asking for a friend.
]

My insurance covers treatment. I suggest your friend abstain from using ginger root horseshoe roe gel and consider the following options: PFD PT, surrogate, strip mall PT parlor or acupuncture. Hopefully one of our medical professionals will voice their opinion (or not).

PR, please send Townie's friend a 1/2 dozen T-towels..

[not.in.MY.town]

BTDT2 Does insurance pay for that? Asking for a friend.

[BTDT2]

LMAO, just read your post, waiting for my thrice weekly physical ED therapy appointment.

[not.in.MY.town]

[Pogue Mahone]

Reminds me of a posting on a bathroom stall wall:

"Please do not throw toothpicks into the toilet....the crabs have learned to pole vault."

[not.in.MY.town]

WTF, I just found out horseshoe crab roe is a East Coast delicacy.

Yeah...and crabs is also very popular among Jersey Shore youths.




Fun fact: Both horseshoe crabs and Jersey Shore youths love to (WT)F on the beach.

Townie, does it taste like chicken?

It's good eatin' (the horseshoe crab, not the pubic variety)...when stuffed with BACON and wrapped in BACON.