Things That Make You Go “What The...

[NOLA2005]

Maybe Pogue was abducted by aliens and waiting to be probed?

I hope for his sake they won’t be using any ginger roots.

[BTDT2]

Maybe Pogue was abducted by aliens and waiting to be probed?

[BTDT2]

LMAO....good catch..... I any speculation re- PM’s location?

[NOLA2005]

So, my showing up in this thread is fitting, no?

Wow, welcome back! I don’t think you’ve been here since the Yorkie troll wars.

[NOLA2005]

I trust you used my triple strength gloves Sani.

[NOLA2005]

Well I hope you used some anesthesia on the poor fella.

[BTDT2]

Sure thing Townie, no comments about having you embalmed and posed nude on a tricycle while holding a ginger root. How about comments about you posed nude on a tricycle seated on PR supplied rubber donuts covered with a monogrammed T-towel?

[BTDT2]

So, my showing up in this thread is fitting, no?

Welcome back, where ya been?

We can really use your help, Pogue in missing. All we know so far is Pogue is surrounded by granite walls with supervised showers somewhere north of the SF Bay area.

During your absence, Townie shared his passion with ginger root and his 6” .357, Nola shared an x-ray Christmas Santa story, PR explained the importance of folded T support towels and rubber donuts, Iowa put in plain words a reasons for recycled corn cobs.

[Trauma1]

So, my showing up in this thread is fitting, no?

[BTDT2]

hawaiitexas welcome to “WTF” ....if anyone ask for ginger root, horseshoe crab row, T-towels, banjo players or corn cobs feel free to refer them to this thread....

Furthermore we have o.com’s version of where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego, it’s called where in the world is Pogue Mahone.

Pogue offered three clues…surrounded by granite walls, upstream from SF bay area and supervised showers…My guess was old Folsom prison, I was wrong…

Nola, PR, Townie and Iowa have not posted their guess yet. Check out entire thread, use your investigative skills and post your best guess…

PR can you UPS a dozen T-towels before Labor Day? Asking for a friend... THX…

[NOLA2005]

But Townie that would be so epic, something to be talked about for decades to come!

[not.in.MY.town]

BTDT2 -- Please no comments about having me embalmed and posed nude on a tricycle while holding a ginger root.

[not.in.MY.town]

Here's a major WTF from NOLA for NOLA (and everyone else):


The latest funeral trend -- "extreme embalming"

NOLA family chooses unique but loving way to say goodbye to son

NEW ORLEANS-- Renard Matthews was killed in New Orleans 2 weeks ago. He was a young 18 years old, and while the tragedy of losing him so young weighs heavy on his family, they chose to have his body prepared for Sunday afternoon's wake in a way that they want to remember him.

At the Charbonnet Labat Glapion Funeral Home in Treme, Matthews was sitting in a chair, video game controller in hand, surrounded by his favorite snacks, and his beloved Boston Celtics on the television screen.

Matthew's mother Temeka says her son was a bit of a homebody, who only recently started to venture out to walk the dog she'd recently gotten him. Temeka Matthews also said that her son was a big fan of Celtics guard Kyrie Irving.

Family and friends gathered for Sunday's wake. Renard Matthews will be buried Tuesday.

Unique? - Yeah.
Loving? - I guess.

CREEPY AF? - HELL YEAH.


( source: https://wgno.com/2018/07/08/nola-fam...oodbye-to-son/ )

[hawaiitexas]

I constantly get asked where to get cocaine off duty when having a beer. I tell them a I know a guy and call a plain clothes PD officer that enjoys the referral .

[NOLA2005]

Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

PR723 is correct. I love the banjo so much I've decided to take some classes and make it my second career!! I'm still looking for a nude banjoing course...but in the meantime this will have to do:

Now be careful about nude banjo playing, be sure to remove any banjo pics before scratching sensitive areas.