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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post

    So what you're saying is you'd rather have an Air Contrast Barium Enema where you're wide awake and bargaining with God for it to end instead of a pretty nurse saying "Wake up Mr Sani, you're all done!" ? Well ok then....​​​​​
    Given a choice I rather have a root canal (endodontic therapy). Not to be confused with a Townie root canal. Incidentally where is Townie, he go into hiding?

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Better air than smoke, I’m cancelling my colonoscopy in the morning….
    So what you're saying is you'd rather have an Air Contrast Barium Enema where you're wide awake and bargaining with God for it to end instead of a pretty nurse saying "Wake up Mr Sani, you're all done!" ? Well ok then....​​​​​

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most.

    For several years I had a signature line here that stated

    " I drink coffee over breakfast with murderers and rapists ............YOU don't scare me."

    Those people didn't bother me..................................the ones that made my skin crawl were the pedophiles. BUT .............I also had to treat them the same as I did any other inmate.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Man you better not have jinxed her or no more lavender T towels for you!

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post


    Surprisingly I don't get a lot of that kind of crap. I guess when you stick a tube up a guys rear and blow his colon up like a balloon, it takes all the friskiness right out of them!
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    Better air than smoke, I’m cancelling my colonoscopy in the morning….

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    I hear you. It sounds as though you and I had the same kind of week.

    I thought of you when a male pt of mine who made my skin crawl told me to give him a hug as he was discharging. It would have been nice to have had one of your recommended tools available as he held out his hand and beckoned me over. I offered up a male co-worker and walked away. Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most. Unfortunately, that incident was one of the easier parts of my week. The positive is that I'm on call this weekend and my cell hasn't beeped one time. whoo-hoo!
    Image result for beep

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    I hear you. It sounds as though you and I had the same kind of week.

    I thought of you when a male pt of mine who made my skin crawl told me to give him a hug as he was discharging. It would have been nice to have had one of your recommended tools available as he held out his hand and beckoned me over. I offered up a male co-worker and walked away. Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most. Unfortunately, that incident was one of the easier parts of my week. The positive is that I'm on call this weekend and my cell hasn't beeped one time. whoo-hoo!

    Surprisingly I don't get a lot of that kind of crap. I guess when you stick a tube up a guys rear and blow his colon up like a balloon, it takes all the friskiness right out of them!
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  • NOLA2005
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    Here's to that beeper STAYING silent!

  • PR723
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post


    LOL,yeah but that's ok. After this last work week I woke up this morning feeling like I WAS born in the 19th century.



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    I hear you. It sounds as though you and I had the same kind of week.

    I thought of you when a male pt of mine who made my skin crawl told me to give him a hug as he was discharging. It would have been nice to have had one of your recommended tools available as he held out his hand and beckoned me over. I offered up a male co-worker and walked away. Of all of the disgusting things we have joked about on this thread, dealing with that kind of crap from male pts is what turns my stomach the most. Unfortunately, that incident was one of the easier parts of my week. The positive is that I'm on call this weekend and my cell hasn't beeped one time. whoo-hoo!
    Last edited by PR723; 07-14-2018, 08:41 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by Trauma1 View Post
    See, this is why I love you guys.
    Where’d you go? Looking forward to reading your WTF post.

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  • BTDT2
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    Lmao

  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    You’re afraid of Iowa? Just keep your distance. Keep in mind Iowa doesn’t get mad; he get even
    When you least expect it................................................ ......

    Revenge is best served ICE COLD.............................

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    MY.town, good to hear from you. . Please stop by whenever you want to/can.

    This thread isn't the same when one of you is missing.

    As usual, IOWA doesn't count.

    I really hope IOWA doesn't rip me a new one for joking with him.


    You’re afraid of Iowa? Just keep your distance. Keep in mind Iowa doesn’t get mad; he get even…over the years I’ve pushed the envelope a little too far and took the necessary precautions…..

    The above map (red dots) illustrates the route taken during a family RV motor trip to the east coast. Blue dots show return trip.

    Seriously, Iowa has a witty sense of humor; you may want to consider sending Iowa a few monogrammed folded T-towels.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    NOLA, notice how BTDT2 has placed both of us in the 19th century?

    Those uniforms were so hot......


    LOL,yeah but that's ok. After this last work week I woke up this morning feeling like I WAS born in the 19th century.



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    Last edited by NOLA2005; 07-14-2018, 06:35 PM. Reason: So I don't sound like a cranky pants...

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Nola, could it have been in the late 90’s bearing in mind X-rays were discovered in 1895 by Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen????
    NOLA, notice how BTDT2 has placed both of us in the 19th century?

    Those uniforms were so hot......

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