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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    Assault with a deadly whopper......I was going to keep that to myself until I read BTDT2's response. I
    No need to hold back. A pun is a terrible thing to waste...and so is a Whopper.

    Funny thing is...the driver actually thought she was going to jail for "assaulting a police officer". Heck, I didn't even cite her for littering. That would be like paying $5 for a Whopper...and a $500 "disposal fee".

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Some fries would have been nice!

  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post


    Last night's WTF moment: I was returning to HQ when a friggin WHOPPER hit the side of my unmarked!!

    Young female driver was ticked off because Burger King put onions on her Whopper when she specifically ordered it without onions. She explained she took a bite and was so grossed out that she launched the offending sandwich out the window. She claimed that just the smell of onions makes her nauseous so she had to get the thing out of her car ASAP.
    Assault with a deadly whopper......I was going to keep that to myself until I read BTDT2's response. I
    Last edited by PR723; 10-20-2018, 03:19 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post


    Last night's WTF moment: I was returning to HQ when a friggin WHOPPER hit the side of my unmarked!!

    Young female driver was ticked off because Burger King put onions on her Whopper when she specifically ordered it without onions. She explained she took a bite and was so grossed out that she launched the offending sandwich out the window. She claimed that just the smell of onions makes her nauseous so she had to get the thing out of her car ASAP.
    A whopper for the copper!

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Three “WTF” moments from the past.

    1) The first time I observed (from a fixed wing aircraft) cockfight participants scatting on foot a during major multi jurisdiction raid.

    2) Turning on jail dormitory lights during an unscheduled headcount and watching inmate’s hastily return to their assigned bunks.

    3) Witnessing an expression of bewildered on a southern California Deputy’s face during a Bay Area ride along.
    See post # 297 page 8.....

    G. Root how about some help????


    Last night's WTF moment: I was returning to HQ when a friggin WHOPPER hit the side of my unmarked!!

    Young female driver was ticked off because Burger King put onions on her Whopper when she specifically ordered it without onions. She explained she took a bite and was so grossed out that she launched the offending sandwich out the window. She claimed that just the smell of onions makes her nauseous so she had to get the thing out of her car ASAP.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    This is precisely why I always use a beach chair at the Jersey shore.

    Well...THAT...and the fact that the cast of Jersey Shore might have contaminated the area with various bodily fluids....

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  • BTDT2
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    WTF,,,,Is there a x-ray technologist aboard who can read and explain this x-ray?

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  • PR723
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    Thank goodness you work out. You obviously need a strong upper and lower body.

  • BTDT2
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    When it comes to T-towels, size does matter….don’t forget my discount….

  • PR723
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    WOW. I have my work cut out for me.

  • BTDT2
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    Related image
    PR one this size should work.....

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  • BTDT2
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    Three “WTF” moments from the past.

    1) The first time I observed (from a fixed wing aircraft) cockfight participants scatting on foot a during major multi jurisdiction raid.

    2) Turning on jail dormitory lights during an unscheduled headcount and watching inmate’s hastily return to their assigned bunks.

    3) Witnessing an expression of bewildered on a southern California Deputy’s face during a Bay Area ride along.
    See post # 297 page 8.....

    G. Root how about some help????


    Last edited by BTDT2; 10-13-2018, 06:17 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Sorry, not my area of expertise. You, however, seem disturbingly familiar with it.

  • NOLA2005
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    Available on Amazon just in time for Christmas...give someone you love a true San Francisco experience.

  • NOLA2005
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Image result for fighting cock spurs
    Image result for fighting cock weapons

    Image result for cock ring
    Image result for cock rings spikes
    Image result for fighting cock spurs


    PR, cock fighting in New Jersey is a felony however possession of Implements is legal.

    Townie, rumor has it during your extensive law enforcement career you have worked UC and Decoy cock fighting enforcement.

    If you will please take a few minutes and enlighten o.com members unfamiliar with cock fighting implements commonly known as gaffs or slashers and rings as illustrate in above photos? Also a few words about how you handled and processed cock bust participants .





    Such a comprehensive list! May I add one more:

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