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  • [QUOTE=BTDT2;n6698896][SIZE=12px][FONT=comic sans ms]My WTF moment of the week.

    A few days ago I witnesses two millennials standing alongside each other directly in front of locker-room "Hot Air Hand Dryers" exposing their genitalia to blowing hot air.[QUOTE]


    Hot air hand dryer vs. a towel. I believe millennials refer to that as "working smarter, not harder." However, as MY.town mentioned, this could result in serious injury if one should become distracted.




    [QUOTE=BTDT2]
    " However,I have never seen senior members posing nude in front of locker-room mirrors" ,[QUOTE]


    It sounds as though there are some interesting activities that occur in a men's locker room. Are there any others you haven't mentioned?







    Last edited by PR723; 10-03-2018, 06:35 PM.
    " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

    Lucille Ball

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    • BTDT2
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      Nope!

  • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    It sounds as though there are some interesting activities that occur in a men's locker room. Are there any others you haven't mentioned?

    Contrary to what BTDT2 would like you to believe...old dudes in locker rooms are just as bad, if not worse than the young guys. They just don't recall their atrocious behavior the next day.
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    • PR723
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      Lmao!!!!!!!!

    • BTDT2
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      LMAO.......Just for the record, I towel dry what’s left of my hair…

    • NOLA2005
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      Oh my God! Such a true statement!

  • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


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    WTF, I just found out horseshoe crab roe is a East Coast delicacy.
    Townie, does it taste like chicken?

    Image result for giant horseshoe crab
    Townie, what part of horseshoe crab can you eat and which part can eat you?

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      Now THAT's the reason why I carry on the beach...



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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Now THAT's the reason why I carry-on at the beach...
    Indubitably

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    • Image result for buried in towels

      Thanks PR
      Last edited by BTDT2; 10-05-2018, 12:50 PM. Reason: Y not?

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      • I'm preparing your Christmas bAtch as we speak
        " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

        Lucille Ball

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          PR can you fold a horseshoe crab towel for Townie?

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          • PR723 - I need to make a customer complaint. I ordered T-towels. I'm pretty sure you sent me D-towels...


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            • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
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              PR can you fold a horseshoe crab towel for Townie?
              Image result for ALLIGATOR FOLDED TOWELS
              Wouldn't MY.town prefer an alligator?
              " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

              Lucille Ball

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              • not.in.MY.town
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                Only if it's deep fried and wrapped in BACON.

            • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
              PR723 - I need to make a customer complaint. I ordered T-towels. I'm pretty sure you sent me D-towels...

              MY.town,
              Are you upset that you didn't get T-towels or are you upset that the D-towels you secretly ordered are the wrong size?
              I can make them smaller
              " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

              Lucille Ball

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              • not.in.MY.town
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                No, the size is perfect. But they look like they have ED. Can towels get concussions?

              • PR723
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                This isn't commonly known, but D-towels can sustain a concussion if they've participated in cock fighting.
                Last edited by PR723; 10-06-2018, 07:54 PM.

              • PR723
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                BTDT2 can better explain cock fighting since he has personally witnessed it

            • WTF.....
              https://whnt.com/2018/10/04/driver-s...-ohio-highway/
              " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

              Lucille Ball

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              • Originally posted by PR723

                BTDT2 can better explain cock fighting since he has personally witnessed it
                Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                Years ago a visiting deputy from the southern California on a ride along was let down when we rolled on a cockfight. Not being familiar with the Bay Area, my ride along actually expected to see fighting roosters.
                Yes PR, I have witnessed and participated in a number of enforcement raids against cockfighting.

                Note: Above quote originally posted on page 8 of this thread.
                Last edited by BTDT2; 10-08-2018, 10:49 PM.

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                • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post



                  Yes PR, I have witnessed and participated in a number of enforcement raids against cockfighting.

                  Note: Above quote originally posted on page 8 of this thread.

                  BTDT2, your post on page 8 is what inspired my post.
                  Last edited by PR723; 10-09-2018, 04:28 AM. Reason: It's 0428, what do you expect?
                  " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                  Lucille Ball

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                  • Image result for fighting cock spurs
                    Image result for fighting cock weapons

                    Image result for cock ring
                    Image result for cock rings spikes
                    Image result for fighting cock spurs


                    PR, cock fighting in New Jersey is a felony however possession of Implements is legal.

                    Townie, rumor has it during your extensive law enforcement career you have worked UC and Decoy cock fighting enforcement.

                    If you will please take a few minutes and enlighten o.com members unfamiliar with cock fighting implements commonly known as gaffs or slashers and rings as illustrate in above photos? Also a few words about how you handled and processed cock bust participants .






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                    • not.in.MY.town
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                      Sorry, not my area of expertise. You, however, seem disturbingly familiar with it.



                  • PR you neglected to mention T-towels come in various sizes depending on patients physical characteristics.

                    I spent Wednesday evening into Thursday mid-morning in an ER. As luck would have it, no T-towels were available in my size.

                    An appropriate T-towel was ultimately located at another building and hand carried to my location stat.
                    see above photo





                    Last edited by BTDT2; 10-12-2018, 09:41 PM.

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                    • PR723
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                      BTDT2, The above size is a SPECIAL order that requires additional time. The cost and delivery charge are quite expensive, but I will give you a discount .

                      I noticed your absence and wondered if you were okay. I hope you're on the mend .

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