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  • Originally posted by PR723 View Post

    Could be from all of those barefoot summers, but as Loretta Lynn said, " In the winter time we'd all get a brand new pair. "
    Here it usually takes a “No Confidence vote” to get one to grow a pair….

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    • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
      I already have three legs. But one is (only slightly) shorter than the others....
      Townie, there’s chatter on another site about a legendary New Jersey Lieutenant known as "Lt. Tripod' , dat you?

      Just noticed your name change, LMAO!!!!!
      Last edited by BTDT2; 08-30-2018, 06:18 PM.

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      • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

        Townie, there’s chatter on another site about a legendary New Jersey Lieutenant known as "Lt. Tripod' , dat you?

        Just noticed your name change, LMAO!!!!!
        Haha. No, that guy actually got his name after he "accidentally tripped and fell" and landed ***** first on a tripod.

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        • BTDT2, Here's a bonus for you.....
          http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1388930/posts
          " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

          Lucille Ball

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          • Obviously both events are routine “disturbing the piece” calls….

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              "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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              • I had a patient whose girlfriend( she was half his age and after I did the math, discovered that he started dating her when she was a minor) was unable to attend caregiver training because she went to Florida for a furry convention. What does a furry convention look like?


                This pic really creeps me out......
                " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                Lucille Ball

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                • Do the hotels have to line their restrooms with newspapers?
                  This Space For Rent

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                  • PR723
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                    Pm,
                    lmao!!!!!
                    Last edited by PR723; 09-01-2018, 07:41 PM.

                  • NOLA2005
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                    And do they provide complimentary flea collars?

                • So I'm reading a story about a guy and a gal that meet, hook up and a horrible thing happens...girl has braces, guy has "Jacobs ladder piercings" in VERY sensitive body part, braces get hooked on piercings, piercings get torn out, blood everywhere, guy clutching and screaming.

                  I had to Google "Jacobs ladder piercings". WTF!!?? Why would a guy do that crap!!??
                  "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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                  • not.in.MY.town
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                    It's definitely something a guy should mention before having an MRI...

                  • NOLA2005
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                    Ouch!!!!!!

                • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
                  It's definitely something a guy should mention before having an MRI...
                  Or when told to empty pockets, remove all jewelry and place on counter,,,, especially if he has a Prince Albert.



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                  • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
                    This pic really creeps me out......
                    After taking a second look I can see why this pic creeps you out....(last row center)

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                    • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
                      After taking a second look I can see why this pic creeps you out....(last row center)
                      Don't judge me. I was there strictly on business...investigating feline on rodent crime. The place reeked and the food sucked ("all you can eat kibble buffet").

                      Plus there was a real creeper photo bombing our group shots. WTF?!

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                      • Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post
                        Do the hotels have to line their restrooms with newspapers?
                        Now that you're back in the picture, you tell us....

                        Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
                        Plus there was a real creeper photo bombing our group shots. WTF?!
                        You run him off?

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                        • Pogue was extremely popular at the convention. That red-eyed albino rat in the first row couldn't keep her paws off of him...

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                          • NOLA2005
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                            Did Pogue slip her some catnip perhaps?



                        • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
                          Pogue was extremely popular at the convention. That red-eyed albino rat in the first row couldn't keep her paws off of him...
                          Townie, from the expression on Pogue's face I’d be remiss if I don’t ask… where is your left hand?????

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                          • NOLA2005
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                            And were there any ginger roots involved?

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