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  • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
    Nola, ....My.Town just shared a recent X-ray....what are we looking at?

    PR, instead of rubber donuts, I think Town needs a TP (tush plug)


    That seems to be some type of unfortunate farm accident, maybe Town shouldn't have been practicing his nude tricycling in that there corn field.
    "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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    • Wow! 20 pages of total, absolute craziness! Y'all keep up the good work!
      Last edited by NOLA2005; 07-07-2018, 12:52 AM. Reason: 20, thats why...
      "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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      • BTDT2,I can make a 2x tush plug(anything larger and it loses its form), but there may still be some leakage.

        NOLA, perhaps IOWA is unfazed by our depravity( I'm kind of partial to the word debauchery, but that's not a word we southern girls tend to use) because there's a lot of strange things that go on in those corn fields. Who knows, IOWA may(or may not) have participated in some of those activities.

        Just sayin'
        Last edited by PR723; 07-07-2018, 07:11 AM.
        " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

        Lucille Ball

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        • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
          NOLA, perhaps IOWA is unfazed by our depravity( I'm kind of partial to the word debauchery, but that's not a word we southern girls tend to use) because there's a lot of strange things that go on in those corn fields. Who knows, IOWA may(or may not) have participated in some of those activities.

          Just sayin'
          Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.

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            PR, located a manhole cover on the east coast, ya think it will fit Townie?

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            • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

              Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.


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              If an out of state Deputy shows up at your front door carrying a handful of Iowa suppositories you have three options.
              1. You climb out your back window and run like hell.
              2. Hide in your root cellar until he’s gone.
              3. Have PR send four inflatable rubber donuts.

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                RUN TOWNIE RUN!!!!!!!!

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                • not.in.MY.town
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                  Iowa on a mission.................... Thankfully it'll take him a while to get here...............

              • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post
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                RUN TOWNIE RUN!!!!!!!!
                LMAO!!! Someone with Kalampokiphobia would have a tough time with the direction this thread has taken.
                "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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                  I see Townie's preparing for the big race.......

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                  • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                    Either that...or decades of correctional sausage fests and a.s.s parades have made him numb. Rumor has it that every time you stare at someone's bunghole...a piece of your soul gets sucked into the abyss.
                    Yep...........................unfazed is the correct term.

                    That and 10yrs as a EMT/Paramedic in a large (for Iowa ) metro area................. there are VERY few things I haven't seen or at least read the reports on .

                    Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

                    My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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                    • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


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                      PR, located a manhole cover on the east coast, ya think it will fit Townie?
                      BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.


                      These nude tricycle races are very competitive.I've heard that several cock fights break out during and especially after the race.
                      " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                      Lucille Ball

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                      • Originally posted by PR723 View Post

                        BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.


                        These nude tricycle races are very competitive.I've heard that several cock fights break out during and especially after the race.
                        Years ago a visiting deputy from the southern California on a ride along was let down when we rolled on a cockfight. Not being familiar with the Bay Area, my ride along actually expected to see fighting roosters.

                        On the other hand Townie being a Rootin-Tootin Jerseyite will not be disappointed and most likely jump into the cock pit as a contender.
                        PR ya may want to get some T towels folded for townie….

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                        • Originally posted by PR723 View Post

                          BTDT2, you are so resourceful. I think It will be a perfect fit. However, I'm afraid the cast iron will slow MY.town down considerably thus making it very difficult to win the tricycle race.

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                          PR how about one of these, with a longer chain he can hook it to his "ring"

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                          • Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

                            While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

                            Oh yeah:



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                            • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
                              Have I mentioned before...You people are SICK?!!!!!!

                              While I appreciate the "genuine concern"...you guys are spending WAY too much time obsessing over my bunghole. I wonder what Freud would have to say about that?

                              Oh yeah:


                              MY.town, you're right. We need to leave your bunghole alone and use our twisted minds to focus on some other stomach-turning aspect of life.
                              " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                              Lucille Ball

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                                And may God have mercy on us all...

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