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  • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    Total silence from Pogue Mahone again. COs must have searched his "personal locker" and confiscated his smartphone...or i-pad...or laptop...or desktop PC.
    Pogue’s erratic absence is certainly an enigma. My guess, Nola’s Air Contrast Barium Enema system and/or PR’s folded “gotcha T” towels has Pogue taking shelter between granite walls. Thanks to Pogue’s “upstream” post, I now drink bottled water.

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    • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

      When I see this sign I promptly turn around:



      and if not followed you continue?
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      • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

        and if not followed you continue?
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        Believe it or not, I have seen enough nekkid people on the job that I don't need to seek them out on my time off.

        But that pic reminds me of a WTF call years ago... A female was lounging at the pool of her apartment complex. As she was laying on her stomach the closure of her bikini top somehow broke. She was mortified to get up so decided to just lay there in the hot sun until everybody else left the pool area. She must have fallen asleep...and several hours later a maintenance worker found her unconscious, severely sunburned and dehydrated. I guess too much modesty can be detrimental to ones health.

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        • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post



          But that pic reminds me of a WTF call years ago...
          One night I had a new deputy riding with me and I decided to show him the "hot spots" for parkers out in the county.

          We cut the lights and moved in on a car parked in the "lovers lane" area near the airport (this was VERY PRE-2001)............

          Parked and jumped out with our flash lights and shined them into the car.....................................to find.............................

          TWO GUYS MAKING OUT. Totally naked etc.

          We decided to stop and find some speeders...................
          Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

          My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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          • Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post

            One night I had a new deputy riding with me and I decided to show him the "hot spots" for parkers out in the county.

            We cut the lights and moved in on a car parked in the "lovers lane" area near the airport (this was VERY PRE-2001)............

            Parked and jumped out with our flash lights and shined them into the car.....................................to find.............................

            TWO GUYS MAKING OUT. Totally naked etc.

            We decided to stop and find some speeders...................
            ^^^ That was my reaction as a young officer when I happened upon one of our (then still married) SGTs getting his ummm brass polished by someone other than his wife. Dude, spring for a room or at least take it out of your jurisdiction. <<< That's what I was thinking afterwards. I was too embarrassed to actually say anything. Just got back in my cruiser and hightailed it outta there.

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            • Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post
              Be nice, sani.

              Remember, I'm upstream from you...


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              Pogue, I see you’re still teaching omnivores stick fighting, is this Aikido, Bojutsu, Kung Fu or Ninjuts?

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              • not.in.MY.town
                not.in.MY.town commented
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                Morgan's getting pretty good with that stick...

            • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

              Believe it or not, I have seen enough nekkid people on the job that I don't need to seek them out on my time off.
              not.in.My.town, one question....locker room supervisor / towel monitor your primary or collateral assignment?

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              • Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

                Believe it or not, I have seen enough nekkid people on the job that I don't need to seek them out on my time off.
                :
                You don't know what naked people are rookie.........................................

                I spent 9 months STEADY working a segregation lock up unit supervising the showering of 100 inmates a day FIVE days a week.

                I later supervised that unit for 4 yrs

                3 months as the "dress out" officer in the visiting room at the prison...................stripping every inmate IN AND OUT of the visiting room........

                Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

                My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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                • Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post

                  You don't know what naked people are rookie........................................
                  Rookie? How hurtful.

                  I spent 9 months STEADY working a segregation lock up unit supervising the showering of 100 inmates a day FIVE days a week.

                  I later supervised that unit for 4 yrs

                  3 months as the "dress out" officer in the visiting room at the prison...................stripping every inmate IN AND OUT of the visiting room........

                  Sounds like quite the.......















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                  • Iowa #1603
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                    Yea tough job....................but somebody has to do it.

                  • not.in.MY.town
                    not.in.MY.town commented
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                    Iowa #1603 Better you than me, brother.

                • Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                  not.in.My.town, one question....locker room supervisor / towel monitor your primary or collateral assignment?
                  Neither. My agency is currently hiring for the position. I see PR723 has put in an application. Her resume is impressive...and her t-towel folding skills are a major plus.

                  PS: Don't tell her...but both of her assistants have also submitted applications.

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                  • Towel monitor has been my life long dream and my current profession has prepared me well to be an excellent locker room supervisor.

                    In case work prevents me from stopping by later, working or not, everyone have a safe fourth.
                    " In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by."

                    Lucille Ball

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                    • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
                      Towel monitor has been my life long dream and my current profession has prepared me well to be an excellent locker room supervisor.

                      In case work prevents me from stopping by later, working or not, everyone have a safe fourth.
                      Here we go again. Already paving the way to another silly excuse why you couldn't do something...

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                      • Originally posted by PR723 View Post
                        everyone have a safe fourth.
                        Ditto!


                        NOLA2005

                        Let's hope you won't get too many of these:

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                        • And for anybody considering sticking a firecracker up their butt (you know who you are): DON'T. JUST DON'T.

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                          • not.in.MY.town
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                            Oops. Forgot the warning: GRAPHIC CONTENT. SOME VIEWERS MAY FIND THIS IMAGE DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

                          • Iowa #1603
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                            After seeing what happens when a guy puts a 12 gauge under his chin and pulls the trigger.......that one is tame.
                            Of course there are 2 outcomes of that shot gun to the chin.......

                            #1 When he pulls it forward as he is pulling the trigger and just shoots his face off
                            #2 When he pushes it back toward his throat when pulling the trigger and shoots his head off

                            Been there for both


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