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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.
    I'm going to dry heave a bunch and maybe tear up a little.
    Last edited by TUNEDNIMPORTED; 02-10-2019, 09:35 AM.

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  • Pogue Mahone
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    I see what you did there...

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    50 Gallon drum of sanitizer

    Sometimes you need something a little stronger....

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post

    I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.

    50 Gallon drum of sanitizer

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    Basically was enjoying a nice commute until someone decided to throw up all over the train car. Never will I sit on public transit again.
    I thought you wanted to be a LEO. What are you gonna do when a drunk subject projectile vomits all over your uniform...and then proceeds to defecate and urinate in the back of your cruiser...and YOU get to clean it all up? Yeah, that happened. Some of it more than once.

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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Tune, what exactly is your "similar lesson"?
    Basically was enjoying a nice commute until someone decided to throw up all over the train car. Never will I sit on public transit again.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post
    • PR723
      #657.1
      PR723 commented
      01-25-2019, 10:40 PM
      I learned a valuable lesson when I was on one of my internships to never touch a patient's bed linens without gloved hands.
    • TUNEDNIMPORTED
      #657.2
      TUNEDNIMPORTED commented
      01-26-2019, 08:26 AM
      I have a similar lesson.
    Tune, what exactly is your "similar lesson"?

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    bahwahahha I'lll never tellll
    Your tacit admission is an appropriate response.

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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

    Did you really “toss a football” or this an euphemism for an endorphin releasing activity that relaxes you?
    bahwahahha I'lll never tellll

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  • PR723
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    BTDT2, you know I can't discuss that on open forum.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by TUNEDNIMPORTED View Post

    A football.
    Did you really “toss a football” or this an euphemism for an endorphin releasing activity that relaxes you?

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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    PR, tell us about the day you said F###K and tossed your boss.........

    Hey Tune, what the last thing you tossed?

    A football.

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  • BTDT2
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    Townie's favorite pastime?

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    [Quote: not.in.MY.town]
    Sounds like you guys have some WTF stories you should be sharing.

    I can usually salvage my scrubs and shoes with certain cleaning agents. However, after a rather rough session with a 0700 patient a few weeks ago, I said f##k it and tossed my shoes.

    PR, tell us about the day you said F###K and tossed your boss.........

    Hey Tune, what the last thing you tossed?


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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    Was that one or two rough sessions?
    The pair on the left are the patient's shoes. PR723 said f##ck it. you ruined mine, I toss yours!

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