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  • BTDT2
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    double tap -
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-06-2019, 05:40 PM.

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  • BTDT2
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    Warning - contains profanity and violence.


    Saggy-pants thugs attacks elderly gentleman, gets brutal instant justice


    https://video.thebl.com/saggy-pants-...ce0c997ef.html

    (click on above link)
    No doubt a WTF moment in the thugs life....
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-06-2019, 05:42 PM.

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  • PR723
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    While MY.town was thinking of a clever response, I was busy inspecting the faces to make sure I'm not related to any of these men. Whew!

    I am quite certain that alcohol played a role in their decision to take a group photo unclothed. I hope the men sitting in the photo inspected their area before allowing the bare skin of those sensitive parts to make contact with the ground. One does not want a rash from poison ivy rearing its ugly head.

    Conversation between photo participant and spouse:
    Wife: Did you enjoy your day with the guys?
    Sober photo participant: Yeah. We decided to take a group photo.
    Wife: That's nice. We should frame it and hang it in the living room.

    Ya know, one of the guys in the photo bears a strong resemblance to IOWA.
    Last edited by PR723; 06-03-2019, 08:10 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    WTF.....Saluki, Townie, PR, Tune, Aerohead, Pogue anyone please explain...

    It's the cover pic for the NRA (Nude Rifle Association) calendar. The inside features portraits of each of these studs posing provocatively with their guns. I've heard rumors that you're Mr. December.

    PS: Coincidentally, some of these folks are also members of the nude tricycling club.

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  • BTDT2
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    WTF.....Saluki, Townie, PR, Tune, Aerohead, Pogue anyone please explain...
    Last edited by BTDT2; 06-03-2019, 01:12 PM.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    That looks DELICIOUS!!

  • PR723
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post


    In my area lot lizards generate more calls for service than mountain lions.
    A mountain lion may frighten you or attack your pets.
    However a mountain lion will not trick roll or give you a STD.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    My kids and I had a WTF moment at a local diner this morning. We've been eating here for years, but this was the first time since it changed management.

    When my omelette came out I was a bit surprised that the entire plate was covered with sad-looking shredded lettuce, but I figured "whatever". Then my son's blueberry pancakes and my daughter's strawberry-banana French toast came out...and both were served on a bed of shredded lettuce. All three of us were like "WTF?!" Who wants wilted greenery with their syrup and whipped cream?? When the waitress checked on us I asked her what was up with the lettuce. She rolled her eyes and explained that the new owner insists that every plate be garnished, and this is what the kitchen staff came up with. She suggested that when we order next time to let them know we don't want any lettuce. Yeah, I guess I didn't realize I needed to specify that we didn't want lettuce with our pancakes.

    I wish I could post some pics...but my own "no cell phones during family meals" rule worked against me.
    A southern take on garnish for pancakes....

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  • BTDT2
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    In my area lot lizards generate more calls for service than mountain lions.
    A mountain lion may frighten you or attack your pets.
    However a mountain lion will not trick roll or give you a STD.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    My kids and I had a WTF moment at a local diner this morning. We've been eating here for years, but this was the first time since it changed management.

    When my omelette came out I was a bit surprised that the entire plate was covered with sad-looking shredded lettuce, but I figured "whatever". Then my son's blueberry pancakes and my daughter's strawberry-banana French toast came out...and both were served on a bed of shredded lettuce. All three of us were like "WTF?!" Who wants wilted greenery with their syrup and whipped cream?? When the waitress checked on us I asked her what was up with the lettuce. She rolled her eyes and explained that the new owner insists that every plate be garnished, and this is what the kitchen staff came up with. She suggested that when we order next time to let them know we don't want any lettuce. Yeah, I guess I didn't realize I needed to specify that we didn't want lettuce with our pancakes.

    I wish I could post some pics...but my own "no cell phones during family meals" rule worked against me.

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  • PR723
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    Originally posted by Saluki89 View Post
    Big ol mountain lion/cougar/giant cat crossing the road on my way in this morning. Not sure who was more scared because he jumped and ran back across as I crested the hill and swerved to avoid him.

    Should also note my area isn't known for its wild cat populations.

    Woke me right up Haha.

    Just point to the one that resembles what you saw:


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  • BTDT2
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    We have two types of cougars in the Bay Area. Hunger guides one type of cougar to residential areas seeking small pets left outdoors at night.
    A different form of hunger guides the second type of cougar to locations patronized by younger men.

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by PR723
    Several years ago, I put a male patient on the toilet. I stepped out and closed the door to give him privacy. In the process of doing #2, he also(as often happens) did #1. Only #1 didn't make it into the bowl. when I opened the door and saw a pool of urine on the floor in front of him, I asked," Did you urinate on the floor?" He looked at the urine and then looked at me and said," No".
    The LE version of that is usually: "Not my pants...not my meth in the pockets...not my meth pipe...not shoved up my rectum".

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  • Saluki89
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    Well it was about 530 am and very rainy so I doubt either of those would be outside in the country as they both would become snacks for this thing or the coyotes.

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  • PR723
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    Also, I found two pics of people holding a Maine Coon cat to give you an idea of their potential size.....



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