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  • BTDT2
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    I’ll take grasshoppers and crickets over roaches any day.

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  • NOLA2005
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    I wish I would had them when my son had friends over, would have saved me big bucks.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    No grasshopper invasion in New Jersey...but I do have a cave cricket infestation in my home's crawlspace. These things are HUGE and have meaty legs the size of drumsticks. My son commented that we could probably survive for a few months by eating cave crickets. I told him, "Good! Next time you have a dozen of your friends over, how about you guys go hunting for food in the crawlspace instead of raiding my refrigerator?"


    I think I'll try some cricket kabobs on the grill this weekend.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Yummy! I have all the ingredients, just need to go outside a scoop up a bowl of grasshoppers.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??

    Sorry, I'm not a fricassee kinda guy. I prefer my grasshoppers crunchy:





    Grasshopper Tacos

    Ingredients
    1 onion
    1 tomato
    Olive oil, to taste
    Chopped fresh cilantro, to taste
    1 chile de árbol, choppep
    9 oz grasshoppers
    Corn tortillas
    Lemon, to taste

    Directions
    1. Peal and chop the onion and dice the tomatoes.
    2. Brown the onions in a pan with oil and add the tomatoes and cilantro. Incorporate the chopped pepper and the grasshoppers.
    3. Serve with corn tortillas, onion, cilantro and lemon.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Like something that will keep all the female grasshoppers happy.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
      • I thought when you said squeeze the males abdomen, something else was gonna pop out.
    :


    Like what??????

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  • NOLA2005
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    I thought when you said squeeze the males abdomen, something else was gonna pop out.

  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??
    Those members with Paraphilia should find this topic interesting.

    Seriously female grasshopper taste like pineapple.

    You’re probably thinking how will you sex a grasshopper?

    Easy, hold the grasshopper in the middle of its body between your fingers. Pick up the grasshopper gently so you have a firm grip. ...
    Squeeze softly on the grasshopper's abdomen. ...
    Identify a male grasshopper by a rounded abdomen. ...
    Note that a female grasshopper has a tapered abdomen.
    Place in your mouth and chew it slowly, if it tastes like pineapple, it’s a female, if it tastes like chicken, a male.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??

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  • Aidokea
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    This makes me go "WTF?":

    https://forum.officer.com/forum/publ...all-else-fails

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  • PR723
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    The driver is a relative of the victim.......

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  • DeaconSteve
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    I like this perspective!

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  • TUNEDNIMPORTED
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    Originally posted by PR723 View Post
    I'm afraid I have to mention the female juvenile in Lufkin, Texas who removed a container of Blue Bell ice cream from the the freezer at a Walmart store, lifted the lid and licked the ice cream. She then placed the lid back on the container and returned the container to the freezer.



    I've watched a few movies over the past couple of months that were set in the 80's.It reminded me so much of my childhood where you spent your days out on your bike with your friends and how neat it was to own a walkie talkie. At the time, I didn't have a clue how lucky I was to grow up in the 70's and 80's when so much amazing music was being recorded.
    pshh...brown streak incoming. pshhh as I pedal to my friends house. Not an 80s child but I had a walkie talkie. Well I still do.

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  • Saluki89
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    Yeah I know. But damn did it have me wound up. And yes I will slow down - had another scare after the dog incident and before I was 10-23. The AWD can be deceiving, especially in graded curves when it's raining.

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