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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
    What about this one? Of course someone would have to remove the gun. Don’t want bullets going off in that there barbecue.

    Red bandana, gang affiliation?

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  • NOLA2005
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    La cucaracha, la cucaracha.....except with guns.

  • NOLA2005
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    What about this one? Of course someone would have to remove the gun. Don’t want bullets going off in that there barbecue.

    Last edited by NOLA2005; 08-03-2019, 01:10 AM. Reason: Damn grasshoppers....

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  • not.in.MY.town
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    NOLA2005 It would save me a fortune too. But I can see the headlines already: "Police lieutenant in New Jersey arrested after forcing teens to eat insects".

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

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    Really??????

    Fine. I'll spare the ones with top hats and umbrellas.

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  • BTDT2
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    Originally posted by not.in.MY.town View Post
    I think I'll try some cricket kabobs on the grill this weekend.
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    Really??????

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  • BTDT2
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    I’ll take grasshoppers and crickets over roaches any day.

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  • NOLA2005
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    I wish I would had them when my son had friends over, would have saved me big bucks.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    No grasshopper invasion in New Jersey...but I do have a cave cricket infestation in my home's crawlspace. These things are HUGE and have meaty legs the size of drumsticks. My son commented that we could probably survive for a few months by eating cave crickets. I told him, "Good! Next time you have a dozen of your friends over, how about you guys go hunting for food in the crawlspace instead of raiding my refrigerator?"


    I think I'll try some cricket kabobs on the grill this weekend.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Yummy! I have all the ingredients, just need to go outside a scoop up a bowl of grasshoppers.

  • not.in.MY.town
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    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??

    Sorry, I'm not a fricassee kinda guy. I prefer my grasshoppers crunchy:





    Grasshopper Tacos

    Ingredients
    1 onion
    1 tomato
    Olive oil, to taste
    Chopped fresh cilantro, to taste
    1 chile de árbol, choppep
    9 oz grasshoppers
    Corn tortillas
    Lemon, to taste

    Directions
    1. Peal and chop the onion and dice the tomatoes.
    2. Brown the onions in a pan with oil and add the tomatoes and cilantro. Incorporate the chopped pepper and the grasshoppers.
    3. Serve with corn tortillas, onion, cilantro and lemon.

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  • NOLA2005
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    Like something that will keep all the female grasshoppers happy.

  • BTDT2
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      • I thought when you said squeeze the males abdomen, something else was gonna pop out.
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    Like what??????

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  • NOLA2005
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    I thought when you said squeeze the males abdomen, something else was gonna pop out.

  • BTDT2
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    Anyone have a good recipe for grasshopper fricassee? WTF!!??
    Those members with Paraphilia should find this topic interesting.

    Seriously female grasshopper taste like pineapple.

    You’re probably thinking how will you sex a grasshopper?

    Easy, hold the grasshopper in the middle of its body between your fingers. Pick up the grasshopper gently so you have a firm grip. ...
    Squeeze softly on the grasshopper's abdomen. ...
    Identify a male grasshopper by a rounded abdomen. ...
    Note that a female grasshopper has a tapered abdomen.
    Place in your mouth and chew it slowly, if it tastes like pineapple, it’s a female, if it tastes like chicken, a male.

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