Application for dating

[Photogrrlz]

Ok I know many of us had issues with people and dating......

So I am curious to see if you had to give a application or questionaire for a potential date. What questions would you put on there.

[Styx]

List the number of people you have had unprotected sex with.

Have you ever contracted a venereal disease?

What kind of relationship do you have with your family?

How many drinks do you have in a week?

Do you use drugs?

Have you ever used drugs?

Have you ever been in jail?

If yes.....why?

Do you have children?

Have you ever been married?

[BaseballBabe]

Ok I know many of us had issues with people and dating......

So I am curious to see if you had to give a application or questionaire for a potential date. What questions would you put on there.

When I go out or went out on dates usually I meet guys in sports staduims where they have the same interests as me. Namely,sports or baseball.

I had one boyfriend whom I met on a cruise ship and it lasted for a 1year. Grant it was hard on us but I had fun wit him. He paided for me to goto Italy and France for 4 weeks (he is a pure Italian).

I do not expect the guy to have everything in common with me. Besides like they say opposites attract.

I do not want them to think they are filling out an application to apply to me.

I just ask the normal questions on the first date to see if they make my grade and then let the rest flow.

The last time I went on an "official" date was on July 11th,2003 (with my current).

What Styx said too....

Of course, my current was a cop. So he was the one that had to do a background check on me. Not really but close enough.

[Hutch]

Are you:

Full name and middle initial. along with DOB... ( Lil background check)

________________________________DOB___/___/_____
Last, First MI


are you a crackhead or crack dealer?
alcoholic?
do you like beatin men? ( Not that way)
Are you wearing men's underwear as you're reading this question form?
Did you lie on that last question?
Are you married?
are you looking for fun behind your husbands back?
Is your husband a violent person?
How many children do you have?
If more then one are they with the same guy?
Have you been in jail, on probation, have a court date pending?
Are you, racist, classist, elitist, lawyer, politician, or a pompous ***? ( Circle all that apply)

Please sign and date below

X________________________________

By Signing above I certify that I am a non violent, non stalking and not a drugged out prostetute looking to get back at my trucker husband/ boyfriend that is in jail for killing the last guy that I cheated on him with!

[BaseballBabe]

Are you:

Full name and middle initial. along with DOB... ( Lil background check)

________________________________DOB___/___/_____
Last, First MI


are you a crackhead or crack dealer?
alcoholic?
do you like beatin men? ( Not that way)
Are you wearing men's underwear as you're reading this question form?
Did you lie on that last question?
Are you married?
are you looking for fun behind your husbands back?
Is your husband a violent person?
How many children do you have?
If more then one are they with the same guy?
Have you been in jail, on probation, have a court date pending?
Are you, racist, classist, elitist, lawyer, politician, or a pompous ***? ( Circle all that apply)

Please sign and date below

X________________________________

By Signing above I certify that I am a non violent, non stalking and not a drugged out prostetute looking to get back at my trucker husband/ boyfriend that is in jail for killing the last guy that I cheated on him with!

ROFL

[Photogrrlz]

Hutch you got the idea of where this thread was going....lmmo


Do you have past issues that you can't let go?
If yes, Are you seeking help to help live life?
Are you currently on any meds?
Are you a liar?
Do you drink in the car and smoke weed at the same time?

[toby101]

I have never did an application process, but I do an oral interview.


When I was back in high school, just couple of years ago. God already. There was a classmate's dad who made up an application to date his daughter. It was funnier then hell. Pretty much any question you can think of was on this application process. He then went through and said you can date so and so.

[MP_HANDLER]

are you currently married or seperated? if you are in the process of divorce prove it with copy's of signed papers. if you are still married then go away. dont ever believe someone who says they are getting a divorce until you can verify actual signed papers

[Spee-Dee]

I have never did an application process, but I do an oral interview.


When I was back in high school, just couple of years ago. God already. There was a classmate's dad who made up an application to date his daughter. It was funnier then hell. Pretty much any question you can think of was on this application process. He then went through and said you can date so and so.

Sounds like something my dad would do especially considering I seem to attract all the freaks, creeps, and perverts.

[JustDontDie]

Do you hear voices in your head?

Do you see leprechauns and munchkins on a daily basis dancing on the lawn out your back window?

Were you raised by wolves?

That would be a start for my application.

[Chiller]

Do you spit or swallow????



I don't like messy chicks

[MP_HANDLER]

do you have a job

[BikeCop501]

I have never did an application process, but I do an oral interview.


When I was back in high school, just couple of years ago. God already. There was a classmate's dad who made up an application to date his daughter. It was funnier then hell. Pretty much any question you can think of was on this application process. He then went through and said you can date so and so.

I do that with my daughters, have a 2 page application and 2 pages of rules, can post them if you want.... have found some interesting stuff so far with the responses

[toby101]

I do that with my daughters, have a 2 page application and 2 pages of rules, can post them if you want.... have found some interesting stuff so far with the responses

Please post it, I seriously need a good laugh though. Please no offense taken.

[Buttercup]

Wow, Photo, you and Hutch have come up with good ones!


How about...

Why did your last two relationships end, and who ended them?

Do you have friends?

Has anyone ever described you as needy?

Is it easy for you to admit when you're wrong?

Do you have any addictions?

Do you have any sexual hangups?

Have you ever passed out after drinking?

Do you have a sense of humor?