List of stuff that happened to me today...

[Isla_]

oh welpe!! I am so sorry! If it makes you feel any better I used to break stuff, bump, trip over, run into stuff at work so much that when one co-worker would have an off day he would say....."I just pulled a (insert my real name here)"
I feel your pain.

[Spee-Dee]

oh welpe!! I am so sorry! If it makes you feel any better I used to break stuff, bump, trip over, run into stuff at work so much that when one co-worker would have an off day he would say....."I just pulled a (insert my real name here)"
I feel your pain.

That's nothing. I've broken over $3000 in equipment/merchandise when I used to work at Canadian Tire. I find it sad that one of the scanners I broke cost more than my car did.

[Stan Switek]

My day:

Worked the park toilets for dudes cruising for other dudes. Met several nice guys who wanted to be my "special friend", really bad, arrested same for lewd conduct.

After dark, picked up nasty hooker who I could smell before she even got in my car. Her first words were "kiss me so I know you're not a cop." I told her I wasn't lookng for the "girlfriend experience". She didnt get to mack on me but she did get arrested for prostitution.

In call prostitution operation, officer goes in the hookers apartment, gives arrest signal almost immediately. I asked him why he gave the hit so fast. "She was starting to undress." Saw suspect. Nuff said.

[Tattoo'd Angel]

Last week, we were in the checkout line at wally-world and somehow one of my hubby's Dr Peppers got knocked off the conveyor belt. It somehow landed so that the cap shattered and the whole thing basically exploded. The cashier in the line to the right of us got soaked, my husband and daughter were dripping and soda was splattered all over a 10 foot radius. This was after a shopping experience where hubby kept bumping into and dropping things. Needless to say, I got him home ASAP and we called it a day before true disaster could strike.

[Quopper]

#2 you didnt put the magazine in your weapon,,,and you're a SGT. *i never would of guessed*

LMAO!

Sgt's actually DO work??

[LadyLawman]

LOL Thats too Funny ... YUP you wont live that one down for awhile!!! I know if I was on your Squad I would bust your balls LOL cause Am sure you'd bust mine had I did the same thing LMFAO

[Spee-Dee]

The cashier in the line to the right of us got soaked,

That's happened at the Wally-world here too, but the manager wouldn't let the cashier go home and change real fast. They gave her the option of "buying something off the rack and changing" though. Good way to make extra sales I guess, but being sticky for the rest of your shift would suck. Not as bad as the cashier who got fertilizer spilled all over her. Wally-world did not have an emergency shower either and we don't have real sinks either. Occupational health and safety ordered them to install a safety shower. They have yet to complete that task.

[The Colonel(44)]

You hit the nail on the head my friend. I follow the exact same routine every morning, I usually give myself a pat check before I got out the door to confirm that I have everything. For some reason on this particular morning I was running late, I remembered thinking as I was retrieving my gun that I was forgetting my lunch in the refrigerator. I must have diverted to the frig prematurely. Sure enough when I got home there was the magazine on top of the frig.

Stress Factor at work,we all go through it.Wait till your at home and you get up to get something and your brain gets stuck in netural and forget why you got up in the first place,asking yourself What was I wanting

[toby101]

Stress Factor at work,we all go through it.Wait till your at home and you get up to get something and your brain gets stuck in netural and forget why you got up in the first place,asking yourself What was I wanting

I have that problem quite often already, and not even a cop "yet."

But I kind of figured, umm.. I am a little thirsty so I am going to get myself a beer or two. Or maybe even some popcorn.

[Lucky Seven]

You hit the nail on the head my friend. I follow the exact same routine every morning, I usually give myself a pat check before I got out the door to confirm that I have everything. For some reason on this particular morning I was running late, I remembered thinking as I was retrieving my gun that I was forgetting my lunch in the refrigerator. I must have diverted to the frig prematurely. Sure enough when I got home there was the magazine on top of the frig.

Hey Brick,

Wait until you get a little older. You'll start forgetting something all the time. If you have a routine and get side tracked you will forget something every time.

I won't say what I have forgotten.


Stan,

I'm sorry but dirty hookers and gay men on the prowl is not my idea of a fun day at the beach!

[pkagel]

Back in 94 my partner and I were tailing some gang members on foot trying to figure out what was going on and were hiding in some bushes. I forgot to turn down my radio and nearly pooped myself when the WC called asking us what we were doing. That never happened again!!!!

[jan]

no way,,if the SGT messes up, it aint ever going away, we had one that arrested a guy for public intox and i dont know what happend, but he left out a letter on the citation and didnt find out till court, he had arrested the guy for "PUBIC INTOXICATION" that lived on forever.

i'm killing myself laughing at this one, everyone's coming in the room to see what i'm giggling at

[Ninjagirl]

Back in 94 my partner and I were tailing some gang members on foot trying to figure out what was going on and were hiding in some bushes. I forgot to turn down my radio and nearly pooped myself when the WC called asking us what we were doing. That never happened again!!!!

I'm always afraid to call my leo friends' cell phones. Afraid they may be in a compromised situation and forgot to turn off their ringers........

--gone like a freight train, gone like yesterday.....lol--

[gotthblues]

i'm killing myself laughing at this one, everyone's coming in the room to see what i'm giggling at

what was funny was the judge came up to us after court let out,,and was like "so, he was so drunk that his pubs couldnt stand up,,well, cant argue with that" he caught hell for weeks,,but like someone said, he was the sgt. it was a tender subject, but it was worth it.

[BrickCop]

My day:

Worked the park toilets for dudes cruising for other dudes. Met several nice guys who wanted to be my "special friend".

And he did this all when he was off duty (he told the wife he was going out to buy a loaf of bread).