My son asked me if any New York Yankee players used "asteroids".
I locked in an home heating oil price rate today. I'll be paying $286 a month (thanks OPEC).
A crackhead angrily protested that we (police) were behind the times and that this was "2005 BC".
*We received a CFS that a vacant house was the site of repeated drug activity. As we were about to check out the place with our guns at the low ready one of our guys says "Um, hey Sarge there's no magazine in your gun". I grabbed one from my duty belt and said nothing because there's no witty retort for that.
Now if I can only weather the volley of Barney Fife references...
*Actually happened yesterday but just as embarassing today.
I locked in an home heating oil price rate today. I'll be paying $286 a month (thanks OPEC).
A crackhead angrily protested that we (police) were behind the times and that this was "2005 BC".
*We received a CFS that a vacant house was the site of repeated drug activity. As we were about to check out the place with our guns at the low ready one of our guys says "Um, hey Sarge there's no magazine in your gun". I grabbed one from my duty belt and said nothing because there's no witty retort for that.

*Actually happened yesterday but just as embarassing today.
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