Jobs that require little talent/ability

[BrickCop]

Network News Anchor- Sure you have to be atriculate and read from a teleprompter but that's about it.

Rapper- If you have the ability to talk like a second grade dropout and wear pants 3 sizes too big you too can be a rapper.

Orchestra Conductor- I don't care what the bluebloods say, it's nothing more than a guy waving a stick around as the musicians read from their sheet music.

Any more????

[Groundhog]

The people who sit in toll booths come to mind.

[Java King]

Upper Brass...Chief's, etc.

[bigcop97]

First base coach for a major league baseball - Travel on chartered flights, stay in the best hotels, have the best seat in the house every night and do not forget to remind the runner not to get picked off.

Driving the truck with the sign that says "Wide load ahead" or holding the sign that says "slow" at road construction sites.

and of course...

Porn Star Director... Now say "oh yea" ok Now say "oh baby"

[Mrs. J21]

golf caddy..........................

[The Don]

THE Internal Revenue Service,they always find a way to botch up your taxes,no matter if a CPA or H&R Block does your Taxes

[Stan Switek]

golf caddy..........................

I take exception to that. I worked briefly as a professional golf caddy. First of all, the hours are long. The bag is heavy, the courses are rarely flat. TV does not depict the elevation changes on the courses. Hauling that heavy bad up & down the hills in the summer heat & himidity is brutal. If your golfer misses the cut, depending on your agreement, you may only get paid a few hundred dollars for the week. All that is in addition to knowledge of the game. Its a hard job.

[D.O.C]

The walmart greeter,half the time he dosn't even greet you but I always go out of my way to greet him for free

[Centurion44]

The walmart greeter,half the time he dosn't even greet you but I always go out of my way to greet him for free

Ditto that. Those people have one foot in the grave anyway. While on bike patrol one day I went in (with my bicycle) to get some water. I kid you not, on the way out, while in full uniform (with POLICE across my back on my helmet) the greeter stops me and asks for the receipt to my bicycle (which has POLICE on it as well). Trained chimps could do a better job than these people. Oh? The lady behind me with a cart full of groceries? Didn't say a word to her. Idiots.

[Groundhog]

I take exception to that. I worked briefly as a professional golf caddy. First of all, the hours are long. The bag is heavy, the courses are rarely flat. TV does not depict the elevation changes on the courses. Hauling that heavy bad up & down the hills in the summer heat & himidity is brutal. If your golfer misses the cut, depending on your agreement, you may only get paid a few hundred dollars for the week. All that is in addition to knowledge of the game. Its a hard job.

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Carl Spackler (one of my personal heroes)

[GPOC]

A caddy is a hard job specially when you have some ******** with a heavy *** bag and he sucks



The bathroom mint/lotion guy....The ones in Vegas make fat cash

[Buttercup]

..and ladies' room attendants....

[The Colonel(44)]

Ditto that. Those people have one foot in the grave anyway. While on bike patrol one day I went in (with my bicycle) to get some water. I kid you not, on the way out, while in full uniform (with POLICE across my back on my helmet) the greeter stops me and asks for the receipt to my bicycle (which has POLICE on it as well). Trained chimps could do a better job than these people. Oh? The lady behind me with a cart full of groceries? Didn't say a word to her. Idiots.

Iam surprised that the greeter did'nt put a pink sticker on your Bike before entering!

[The Colonel(44)]

The walmart greeter,half the time he dosn't even greet you but I always go out of my way to greet him for free

Maybe Walmart needs to dress up their Greeters in a smiley face costume at least when you inter and exit the store you have been greeted by a smiley Face (mascot) there advertisments always show a bouncing smiley face cutting cost throughout those Walmart Stores!

[gotthblues]

jobs that require talent and ability, hummmmmm, how bout a mall security guard