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  • Dear Dad

    i thought you guys and girls might like this

    Dear Dad


    A father passing by his son's bedroom was
    astonished to see the bed
    was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then
    he saw an envelope
    propped up prominently on the center of the bed it
    was addressed,
    "Dad".
    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
    and read the letter
    with trembling hands:

    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
    you. I had to
    elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
    avoid a scene with mom
    and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan
    and she is so nice-even
    with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight
    Motorcycle clothes. But
    it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and
    Joan said that we
    will be very happy.

    Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
    older than I, she
    already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
    of firewood for the
    whole winter. She wants to have many more children
    with me and that's
    now one of my dreams too.

    Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
    anyone and we'll be
    growing it for us and trading it with her friends
    for all the cocaine
    and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
    that science will find
    a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
    deserves it!!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
    to take care of
    myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
    you can get to know
    your grandchildren.

    Your son, Brandon

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
    neighbor's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
    things in life than my
    report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
    safe for me to come home.
    "OBSTACLES ARE THOSE FRIGHTFUL THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOUR GOAL" HENRY FORD

  • #2
    oh my goodness!! thank you for the laugh! I really really really really needed it!
    horrible but oh-so-funny
    stay safe and always remember to look up!!

    "You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again haven't you ?

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    • #3
      I would be dead. They would kill me as soon as I walked in the door
      PSE Anderson

      "When in doubt, empty the magazine!"

      "Better to be by judged 12, than carried by 6"

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      • #4
        That was a good one. I'd give me son a big hug for his creativity and a loving boot in the butt for his poor report card.
        Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The first amendment protected views/commentary/opinions/satire expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer.

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        • #5
          That is funny....After the drama of bringing my son to urgent care today I needed that laugh thanks.
          Happy to be here proud to serve

          "Well it appears this lock does not accept american express."

          Never trust fire fighters to point out a suspect.

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          • #6
            I was very good at turning a F to a A with the stroke of a pen,until Parent/teacher conference came around,My Dad was profiecent at pinning my As* to the Wall But still a humours story

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            • #7
              THAT was funny as hell. Thanks for the laugh.

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              • #8
                Good one ecpd!!
                Keep the comedy coming!
                That's right, bring me my royal coffee!

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                • #9
                  Lmao!!
                  All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire.

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