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Dear Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then
he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed it
was addressed,
"Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with mom
and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan
and she is so nice-even
with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and
Joan said that we
will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the
whole winter. She wants to have many more children
with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends
for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
that science will find
a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, Brandon
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.
Dear Dad
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then
he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed it
was addressed,
"Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with mom
and you.I've been finding real passion with Joan
and she is so nice-even
with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and
Joan said that we
will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the
whole winter. She wants to have many more children
with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends
for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
that science will find
a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, Brandon
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for me to come home.
But still a humours story 
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