Confucious say "......

[azchopshopcop]

I know that you peeps can come up with some good ones.... I will get it started....



Confucious say, "he who farts in church, sits in pew." lol

[azchopshopcop]

"He who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

[lppd50]

...man who go to bed with stinky butt, wake up with stinky finger.

[JKooL]

Man who chase car, is exhausted.

[Straight Up]

man oh man oh man

[e-man]

... Better to be ****ed off than be ****ed on....

[The Don]

In the bathroom leave the toliet seat up,at night so your female can dunk herself!!!!!!!!!!

[LovnTheFuzz]

...man who go to bed with stinky butt, wake up with stinky finger.

This is actually ... "itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger."


One of my all time favs...
He he go through airport turnstile sideways go to Bangkok.

[SR-25]

...Crowded elivator smell different to midget....

[Buttercup]

"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long..."

[Ninjagirl]

Right, topic. Conf. hmmm
The only one I know is 'they say confucious does his crossword with a pen.'
Never did figure out what that meant though......or am I just being blonde?

AZ...where you at babe?

[bigcop97]

he who run from police, go to jail tired

[azchopshopcop]

he who drops watch in toilet is bound to have a shi$$y time

[carty]

He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

[Centurion44]

Confucius really say:

• Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
• Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
• He who will not economize will have to agonize.
• I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
• It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
• Respect yourself and others will respect you.
• The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.
• To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.
• To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
• What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
• When anger rises, think of the consequences.
• Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
• Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
• Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
• By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
• Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
• Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.
• If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
• If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?
• In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
• It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

Finally, one of my favorites: "Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."

These are quotes from the real Confucius. He lived over 2000 years ago (died almost 500 years before the birth of Christ) and it's amazing to me how many of these basic principles are true to this day. He also one of the many figures that piqued my interest in Eastern philosphy.

Okay, okay... "Virgin just like balloon ... one *****, all gone."