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  • You know you're living in the 21st century when....

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


    3. You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.


    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is they don't have e-mail addresses.


    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.


    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.


    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.


    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.


    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.


    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.


    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.


    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.


    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    And now U R laughing at yourself.
    If you ever have sprained ankle, give me a call.

  • #2
    Originally posted by River Rat
    What would o.com be without our Resident Poet and especially on the off duty Forum,Dave you are the Comic Releif,And Thanks
    You are welcome. I love making people smile
    If you ever have sprained ankle, give me a call.

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    • #3
      oh dear god that's me....

      *weeps*


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      • #4
        Originally posted by JediNord
        oh dear god that's me....

        *weeps*


        Don't worry, that is most of us
        If you ever have sprained ankle, give me a call.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by River Rat
          The funniest thing we still do in the 21st century that we used too do in the 20th century is:#1 Everytime the Electricity goes out via a storm,or or a substation doing repairs.We go around flipping the light switches even when the powers been,off for hours
          LOL So true.
          If you ever have sprained ankle, give me a call.

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          • #6
            Or when the Fire Dept publishes in the news paper they will be,flushing Fire hydrants,so be careful and watch for brown(rusted water) You decide to do the wash and it comes out dirty, or if the water is off you decide then to take a shower get all naked and remember the water is off

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            • #7
              you order your pizza through the internet and have it delivered to your house with just a couple of "clicks"

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