Funny Songs

[usafcop64528]

There's a monster in my pants, and it does a nasty dance. When I walk into a room people hit it with a broom. Take that you filthy monster.

[lt93lover]

If we're using the word 'camel', "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture is kinda fun...

[usafcop64528]

Anyone ever hear the Camel Toe Song, (set to the tune of Kokomo)
How about Larry the Cable Guy's "Christmas Carols"?

[Buttercup]

What the???

Puff, puff, give...

One time, at band camp.....

I learned the song at CAMP.

I know a weenie man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from weenies on down
Someday I'll share his life
I'll be his weenie wife
Hot dog, I love that weenie man!

What the???

Puff, puff, give...

[Buttercup]

I know a weenie man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything from weenies on down
Someday I'll share his life
I'll be his weenie wife
Hot dog, I love that weenie man!

[DaveinUtah]

Here is a pretty funny song:

http://2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?...06.htm&id=1745

[JediNord]

Silly Slang Song
(Eric Bogle)

Do you remember the day when if you said that you were gay
It meant with joy, you could sing and shout?
When a fairy was enchanting and dressing up and camping
Was something you did with the Scouts?
That innocent age when an urgent case of aids
Was powdered milk we sent to the Sahara.
A fruit was something nice to eat, a poof was something for your feet
And a queen was an old tart in a tiara.

Chorus: Ah, look what we've done to the old Mother Tongue
It's a crime, the way we've misused it.
It's been totally tiswoggled, tronged and longed and gollywobbled
And we've strangled, frangled, mangled and abused it.

Ah, those halcyon times when a bong meant a chime
And a buzz was a noise insecticidal
A joint meant something between bones and getting really stoned
Only happened to bad people in the Bible.
When if you had a bad trip it meant you fell and broke your hip.
Cold turkey just meant Christmas at Aunt Dottie's.
Coke was something that you burned, smack was something that you earned
From your mumsy-wumsy when you had been naughty.

Chorus: Ah, look what we've done to the old Mother Tongue
It's a crime, the way we've misused it.
It's been totally tiswoggled, tronged and longed and gollywobbled
And we've strangled, frangled, mangled and abused it.

The years have gone, I'm afraid, when only eggs got laid,
And only the rhinosaurus got horny.
Only kangaroos jumped and only camels humped
Getting stuffed meant a little taxidermy.
Swnging was for trapeezes or Tarzan's chimpanzeses
Tossing off was something Scotsmen did with cabers.
Now it means something quite obscene while a heavy ugly scene
Is any movie starring Arnold Schwartzenegger.

[JediNord]

The Merry Minuet

Intro:
There are days in my life when everything is dreary
I grow pessimistic, sad and world weary.
But when I'm tearful and fearfully upset
I always sing this merry little minuet:

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain.

The whole world is festering
With unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans,
The Germans hate the Poles

Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much

But we can be grateful
And thankful and proud
That man's been endowed
With a mushroom shaped cloud

And we know for certain
That some happy day
Someone will set the spark off
And we will all be blown away

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.