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    The Merry Minuet

    Intro:
    There are days in my life when everything is dreary
    I grow pessimistic, sad and world weary.
    But when I'm tearful and fearfully upset
    I always sing this merry little minuet:

    They're rioting in Africa
    They're starving in Spain
    There's hurricanes in Florida
    And Texas needs rain.

    The whole world is festering
    With unhappy souls
    The French hate the Germans,
    The Germans hate the Poles

    Italians hate Yugoslavs
    South Africans hate the Dutch
    And I don't like anybody very much

    But we can be grateful
    And thankful and proud
    That man's been endowed
    With a mushroom shaped cloud

    And we know for certain
    That some happy day
    Someone will set the spark off
    And we will all be blown away

    They're rioting in Africa
    There's strife in Iran
    What nature doesn't do to us
    Will be done by our fellow man.

  • #2
    Silly Slang Song
    (Eric Bogle)

    Do you remember the day when if you said that you were gay
    It meant with joy, you could sing and shout?
    When a fairy was enchanting and dressing up and camping
    Was something you did with the Scouts?
    That innocent age when an urgent case of aids
    Was powdered milk we sent to the Sahara.
    A fruit was something nice to eat, a poof was something for your feet
    And a queen was an old tart in a tiara.

    Chorus: Ah, look what we've done to the old Mother Tongue
    It's a crime, the way we've misused it.
    It's been totally tiswoggled, tronged and longed and gollywobbled
    And we've strangled, frangled, mangled and abused it.

    Ah, those halcyon times when a bong meant a chime
    And a buzz was a noise insecticidal
    A joint meant something between bones and getting really stoned
    Only happened to bad people in the Bible.
    When if you had a bad trip it meant you fell and broke your hip.
    Cold turkey just meant Christmas at Aunt Dottie's.
    Coke was something that you burned, smack was something that you earned
    From your mumsy-wumsy when you had been naughty.

    Chorus: Ah, look what we've done to the old Mother Tongue
    It's a crime, the way we've misused it.
    It's been totally tiswoggled, tronged and longed and gollywobbled
    And we've strangled, frangled, mangled and abused it.

    The years have gone, I'm afraid, when only eggs got laid,
    And only the rhinosaurus got horny.
    Only kangaroos jumped and only camels humped
    Getting stuffed meant a little taxidermy.
    Swnging was for trapeezes or Tarzan's chimpanzeses
    Tossing off was something Scotsmen did with cabers.
    Now it means something quite obscene while a heavy ugly scene
    Is any movie starring Arnold Schwartzenegger.


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    • #3
      Here is a pretty funny song:

      http://2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?...06.htm&id=1745
      If you ever have sprained ankle, give me a call.

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      • #4
        I know a weenie man
        He owns a weenie stand
        He sells most everything from weenies on down
        Someday I'll share his life
        I'll be his weenie wife
        Hot dog, I love that weenie man!




        All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Buttercup
          I know a weenie man
          He owns a weenie stand
          He sells most everything from weenies on down
          Someday I'll share his life
          I'll be his weenie wife
          Hot dog, I love that weenie man!





          What the???

          Puff, puff, give...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by StephWhit
            What the???

            Puff, puff, give...



            One time, at band camp.....

            I learned the song at CAMP.
            All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire.

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            • #7
              Anyone ever hear the Camel Toe Song, (set to the tune of Kokomo)
              How about Larry the Cable Guy's "Christmas Carols"?
              RIP Brett Thompson, 17, 09/12/1989-09/14/2006

              Seatbelts save lives

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              • #8
                If we're using the word 'camel', "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture is kinda fun...

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                • #9
                  There's a monster in my pants, and it does a nasty dance. When I walk into a room people hit it with a broom. Take that you filthy monster.
                  RIP Brett Thompson, 17, 09/12/1989-09/14/2006

                  Seatbelts save lives

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